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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
self-centered ivory puppy filthpig
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Gold exciting cuckold genital piercing
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Mischievous Telephone Locale
  04/18/25
Cr.
Cracking gunner cumskin
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Plum flatulent keepsake machete indian lodge
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
bateful submissive office reading party
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
self-centered ivory puppy filthpig
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
alcoholic milky theater philosopher-king
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
citrine abode
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
self-centered ivory puppy filthpig
  04/18/25
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A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Avocado Pit
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
self-centered ivory puppy filthpig
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Avocado Pit
  04/18/25
...
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  04/18/25
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Garnet address masturbator
  08/17/26
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chestnut incel market
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Out-of-control cruel-hearted pisswyrm site
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
wonderful sanctuary coldplay fan
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
self-centered ivory puppy filthpig
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
wonderful sanctuary coldplay fan
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
shimmering macaca casino
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
self-centered ivory puppy filthpig
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
wonderful sanctuary coldplay fan
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
self-centered ivory puppy filthpig
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
wonderful sanctuary coldplay fan
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
irradiated iridescent police squad headpube
  04/18/25
jfc goys
wonderful sanctuary coldplay fan
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
shimmering macaca casino
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
self-centered ivory puppy filthpig
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
arousing sadistic senate weed whacker
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
shimmering macaca casino
  04/18/25
Ty friend
arousing sadistic senate weed whacker
  04/18/25
...
histrionic lettuce toaster
  08/17/26
...
histrionic lettuce toaster
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
vigorous trump supporter
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
self-centered ivory puppy filthpig
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
vigorous trump supporter
  04/18/25
...
rusted learning disabled toilet seat associate
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
wonderful sanctuary coldplay fan
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
self-centered ivory puppy filthpig
  04/18/25
...
chestnut incel market
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Aquamarine passionate scourge upon the earth
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
arousing sadistic senate weed whacker
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
self-centered ivory puppy filthpig
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
self-centered ivory puppy filthpig
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
self-centered ivory puppy filthpig
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Mischievous Telephone Locale
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
self-centered ivory puppy filthpig
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
self-centered ivory puppy filthpig
  08/17/26
...
histrionic lettuce toaster
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Avocado Pit
  08/17/26
ur dumb
self-centered ivory puppy filthpig
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Avocado Pit
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
self-centered ivory puppy filthpig
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Avocado Pit
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
self-centered ivory puppy filthpig
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Razzle-dazzle mauve base
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
self-centered ivory puppy filthpig
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Razzle-dazzle mauve base
  08/17/26
...
Cyan Comical Business Firm Tattoo
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
vigorous trump supporter
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
self-centered ivory puppy filthpig
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
vigorous trump supporter
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Plum flatulent keepsake machete indian lodge
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
self-centered ivory puppy filthpig
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
...
tight butthold
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: self-centered ivory puppy filthpig

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Gold exciting cuckold genital piercing

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Mischievous Telephone Locale

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Cracking gunner cumskin

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Plum flatulent keepsake machete indian lodge

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: bateful submissive office reading party

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: self-centered ivory puppy filthpig

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: alcoholic milky theater philosopher-king

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: citrine abode

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: self-centered ivory puppy filthpig

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Avocado Pit

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: self-centered ivory puppy filthpig

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Avocado Pit

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: shimmering macaca casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Garnet address masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: chestnut incel market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Out-of-control cruel-hearted pisswyrm site

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: wonderful sanctuary coldplay fan

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: self-centered ivory puppy filthpig

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: wonderful sanctuary coldplay fan

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: shimmering macaca casino

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: self-centered ivory puppy filthpig

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: wonderful sanctuary coldplay fan

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: self-centered ivory puppy filthpig

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: wonderful sanctuary coldplay fan

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: irradiated iridescent police squad headpube

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: wonderful sanctuary coldplay fan

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: shimmering macaca casino

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: self-centered ivory puppy filthpig

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: arousing sadistic senate weed whacker

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: shimmering macaca casino

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: arousing sadistic senate weed whacker

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: histrionic lettuce toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: histrionic lettuce toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: vigorous trump supporter

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: self-centered ivory puppy filthpig

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: vigorous trump supporter

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: rusted learning disabled toilet seat associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: wonderful sanctuary coldplay fan

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: self-centered ivory puppy filthpig

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: chestnut incel market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Aquamarine passionate scourge upon the earth

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: arousing sadistic senate weed whacker

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: self-centered ivory puppy filthpig

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: self-centered ivory puppy filthpig

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: self-centered ivory puppy filthpig

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Mischievous Telephone Locale

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: self-centered ivory puppy filthpig

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: self-centered ivory puppy filthpig

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: histrionic lettuce toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Avocado Pit

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: self-centered ivory puppy filthpig

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Avocado Pit

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: self-centered ivory puppy filthpig

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Avocado Pit

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: self-centered ivory puppy filthpig

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mauve base

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: self-centered ivory puppy filthpig

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mauve base

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Cyan Comical Business Firm Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: vigorous trump supporter

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: self-centered ivory puppy filthpig

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: vigorous trump supporter

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Plum flatulent keepsake machete indian lodge

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: self-centered ivory puppy filthpig

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Vannesa#50149087)