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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| light laughsome sound barrier hominid | 12/16/25 |
| Heady ladyboy circlehead | 12/16/25 |
| light laughsome sound barrier hominid | 12/16/25 |
| Heady ladyboy circlehead | 12/16/25 |
| light laughsome sound barrier hominid | 12/16/25 |
| mischievous kitchen juggernaut | 12/20/25 |
| Nubile Indigo Center Telephone | 12/19/25 |
| Apoplectic fighting electric furnace ratface | 12/20/25 |
| harsh cheese-eating field idiot | 12/19/25 |
| light laughsome sound barrier hominid | 12/20/25 |
| harsh cheese-eating field idiot | 12/20/25 |
| Apoplectic fighting electric furnace ratface | 12/20/25 |
| milky irradiated goal in life quadroon | 12/16/25 |
| Apoplectic fighting electric furnace ratface | 12/20/25 |
| milky irradiated goal in life quadroon | 12/22/25 |
| Henna overrated home | 12/16/25 |
| light laughsome sound barrier hominid | 12/16/25 |
| Henna overrated home | 12/16/25 |
| comical trailer park | 12/16/25 |
| Aggressive sick space background story | 12/19/25 |
| comical trailer park | 12/19/25 |
| Carnelian school cafeteria | 12/20/25 |
| Fiercely-loyal rough-skinned hospital hunting ground | 12/16/25 |
| concupiscible greedy box office toilet seat | 12/16/25 |
| Apoplectic fighting electric furnace ratface | 12/20/25 |
| Mahogany keepsake machete gay wizard | 12/20/25 |
| cerebral den | 12/16/25 |
| Arousing vermilion school | 12/20/25 |
| cerebral den | 12/23/25 |
| Heady ladyboy circlehead | 12/16/25 |
| Apoplectic fighting electric furnace ratface | 12/20/25 |
| Up-to-no-good fortuitous meteor lettuce | 12/21/25 |
| Heady ladyboy circlehead | 12/16/25 |
| Mahogany keepsake machete gay wizard | 12/16/25 |
| cerebral den | 12/19/25 |
| Mahogany keepsake machete gay wizard | 12/19/25 |
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| pale set | 12/19/25 |
| light laughsome sound barrier hominid | 12/19/25 |
| slippery market black woman | 12/19/25 |
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| Drunken thriller principal's office | 12/19/25 |
| pale set | 12/19/25 |
| demanding kitty | 12/19/25 |
| milky irradiated goal in life quadroon | 12/19/25 |
| mischievous kitchen juggernaut | 12/20/25 |
| Filthy bipolar garrison nibblets | 12/22/25 |
| razzle zombie-like dilemma | 12/19/25 |
| Turquoise vigorous brethren community account | 12/19/25 |
| Hyperventilating Range Mad Cow Disease | 12/19/25 |
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| Henna overrated home | 12/19/25 |
| White Business Firm Crotch | 12/20/25 |
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| Swashbuckling church building | 12/21/25 |
| slippery market black woman | 12/20/25 |
| Up-to-no-good fortuitous meteor lettuce | 12/20/25 |
| harsh cheese-eating field idiot | 12/21/25 |
| Up-to-no-good fortuitous meteor lettuce | 12/22/25 |
| harsh cheese-eating field idiot | 12/23/25 |
| Up-to-no-good fortuitous meteor lettuce | 12/23/25 |
| Pearly hall | 12/22/25 |
| Carnelian school cafeteria | 12/22/25 |
| Carnelian school cafeteria | 12/23/25 |
| duck-like theater stage | 12/22/25 |
| Filthy bipolar garrison nibblets | 12/22/25 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: light laughsome sound barrier hominid 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Heady ladyboy circlehead This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: light laughsome sound barrier hominid lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Heady ladyboy circlehead My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: light laughsome sound barrier hominid You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: mischievous kitchen juggernaut Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Nubile Indigo Center Telephone It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Apoplectic fighting electric furnace ratface Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: harsh cheese-eating field idiot You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: light laughsome sound barrier hominid brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: harsh cheese-eating field idiot glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Apoplectic fighting electric furnace ratface You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: milky irradiated goal in life quadroon $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Apoplectic fighting electric furnace ratface Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: milky irradiated goal in life quadroon thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Henna overrated home 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: light laughsome sound barrier hominid ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Henna overrated home investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: comical trailer park $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Aggressive sick space background story I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: comical trailer park good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Carnelian school cafeteria $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal rough-skinned hospital hunting ground six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: concupiscible greedy box office toilet seat 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Apoplectic fighting electric furnace ratface Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Mahogany keepsake machete gay wizard what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: cerebral den 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Arousing vermilion school me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: cerebral den It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Heady ladyboy circlehead 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Apoplectic fighting electric furnace ratface the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Up-to-no-good fortuitous meteor lettuce Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Heady ladyboy circlehead I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Mahogany keepsake machete gay wizard mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: cerebral den In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Mahogany keepsake machete gay wizard yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: magical address candlestick maker Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: pale set 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: light laughsome sound barrier hominid fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: slippery market black woman A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: slippery market black woman OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Drunken thriller principal's office A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: pale set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: demanding kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: milky irradiated goal in life quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: mischievous kitchen juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Filthy bipolar garrison nibblets Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: razzle zombie-like dilemma $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Turquoise vigorous brethren community account can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Hyperventilating Range Mad Cow Disease Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Mahogany keepsake machete gay wizard nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Hyperventilating Range Mad Cow Disease Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Hairraiser impertinent feces You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: crystalline idiotic knife Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: violent saffron legal warrant Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Henna overrated home damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: White Business Firm Crotch Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: aromatic hairless reading party location Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Aggressive sick space background story 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: disrespectful hairy legs psychic Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Cordovan ape idea he suggested 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: maroon genital piercing 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Mahogany keepsake machete gay wizard 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Apoplectic fighting electric furnace ratface Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: White Business Firm Crotch 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Swashbuckling church building literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: galvanic macaca I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Turquoise vigorous brethren community account so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Swashbuckling church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: slippery market black woman 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Up-to-no-good fortuitous meteor lettuce Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: harsh cheese-eating field idiot how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Up-to-no-good fortuitous meteor lettuce I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: harsh cheese-eating field idiot 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Up-to-no-good fortuitous meteor lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Pearly hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Carnelian school cafeteria Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Carnelian school cafeteria $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: duck-like theater stage $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Filthy bipolar garrison nibblets I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49530537) |