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The rise of Ulysses S. Johnsmeyer was 180

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Carmine swashbuckling macaca pit
  06/20/26
It was Ulysius, not Ulysses. You’re a fraud.
Trip Associate State
  06/20/26
shit my bad I almost searched but I'm at breakfast so had to...
Carmine swashbuckling macaca pit
  06/20/26
Thanks. Rose to minor league fame then Banned from Yanke...
Johnsmeyer
  06/28/26
What did it used to say in your twitter profile? It was like...
rape ape
  06/28/26
They say life’s a game of inches. Apparently I came up...
Johnsmeyer
  06/28/26
Honestly one of my favorite lines of all time.
rape ape
  06/28/26


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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Carmine swashbuckling macaca pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5875874&forum_id=2Vannesa#49951210)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Trip Associate State

It was Ulysius, not Ulysses. You’re a fraud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5875874&forum_id=2Vannesa#49951211)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: Carmine swashbuckling macaca pit

shit my bad I almost searched but I'm at breakfast so had to bang it out rq

fortunately there are no solid rules for parody threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5875874&forum_id=2Vannesa#49951214)



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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: Johnsmeyer

Thanks.

Rose to minor league fame then Banned from Yankees board.

Immediately banned and outed to classmates on TLS

Instantly IP banned from Reddit.

Hated on XO for about 6 months until welcomed.

I love this board and always will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5875874&forum_id=2Vannesa#49966711)



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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: rape ape (hatp)

What did it used to say in your twitter profile? It was like I was born 5'11" and came up and inch short? I don't remember but I always thought it was really funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5875874&forum_id=2Vannesa#49966712)



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Date: June 28th, 2026 2:06 AM
Author: Johnsmeyer

They say life’s a game of inches. Apparently I came up 6 inches short. I’m 5’9 and this is my story.

Or something like that. Can’t believe that shit was like 12 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5875874&forum_id=2Vannesa#49966715)



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Date: June 28th, 2026 2:11 AM
Author: rape ape (hatp)

Honestly one of my favorite lines of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5875874&forum_id=2Vannesa#49966716)