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Date: May 26th, 2019 12:36 PM
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Jerry was in the shower at school one day after sports class when another one of the students looked at his penis and laughed. "Jerry, why does your penis look like an elephant?" he belted out, flicking at Jerry's foreskin with the strength of one man. Jerry began to cry. That night at home, Jerry asked his dad why his unfortunate penis looked different than the other kids' good penises. "I don't know," his dad moaned, then shrugged himself to sleep.

The next day before sports class Jerry had an idea. He was going to show the kids in the shower all the great things he could do with his foreskin that they couldn't do. When the bullies came into the shower and began laughing at him and urinating into his wounds, he said, "Stop, I have something to show you." And with that, he began beatboxing and showing off all of the incredible feats his foreskin could do. He inflated it like a balloon, he tied it in knots, he showed how he could use it to carry water to the needy, he slapped it against his leg and made an unusual sound, but most of all, he inspired. The other kids were unimpressed at first, but after a few hours of Jerry's antics, one by one they all became big fans of the tube of extra skin on Jerry's penis.

Finally, the boys all sat down on the floor of the shower to discuss what they had learned that day. The leader of the bullies said, "When I get home I'm going to see if my dad still has my foreskin so I can put it back on!" All the other boys cheered and gave him a round of high fives.

Just then, the Sports Teacher rolled into the shower and said, "What's all the commotion in here?" The students laughed and said, "You wouldn't understand old man! We're talking about something cool." The Sports Teacher, whose voice was more of a gentle whistle than a normal human voice, said "Try me. I think you'd be surprised by this old teacher and how cool I am." Everyone lost their train of thought and the conversation ended without conclusion.

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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:32 AM
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Date: May 27th, 2019 11:36 AM
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“When the bullies came into the shower and began laughing at him and urinating into his wounds,”

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anyone else imagine the teachers voice as the old dood from family guy? thats the point of "gentle whistle" right?

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I started my shower routine like usual, carefully removing a bandage on my right cheek to clean the area where I pin myself (I had been hitting the Deca and Test HARD for at least 3 years straight now, no cyycles, that shit's for pussies). I noticed my yellow shower buddy was starting his shower process which seemed mostly to center around scrubbing his asshole with a towel (WTF asians!). While he was going this I noticed him look up at me, he was definitely 'mirin my aesthetics and I thought I noticed a twitch in his, what can only be described as, clit dick. Tiny, yellow, uncut and almost sickly looking, it looked like a belly button that could pop back in him at anytime. He noticed me looking so I gave the obligatory "no homo breh" and he looked at me, slightly confused, then SCREAMED back "NO HOMO." I was a bit taken aback about his uneccesary rage, but he was asian after all, i know they sometimes do that. I went back to my routine, now I had moved on to washing off the incredibly strong pheromones constantly excreting from every pore of my body, it had been so strong lately that women would get one whiff of me in the club and before I knew it, I would have a pussy juice waterfall on my leg as they would grind away. I was finishing up washing when my shower was about to take a turn for the strange/good/hawt..... rapey.

I reached for my straight razor, ready to cut down the mini forest that was covering my lbs of mature, vascular, striated as fuck muscle when I noticed ching chong was no longer in the shower. That's when I felt a tap on my back and spun around. That little zipperhead was standing there, his tiny pencil dick tucked between his legs and his pink safety razor in his hand. He shyly looked at the ground and muttered something, I couldn't quite hear. I said "speak up little breh" and he stammered a few moments before coyly saying, "I shave you now?" Needless to say I was a bit surprised and usually I would reserve something like this for fellow clean cut alpha studs, you know, some real bros. But I felt bad for the little dude, so pathetic, laughably weak, probably never been laid in his life. I felt a non-homo twinge in my cock and I decided to give him go. "Yeah, sure, you shave my breh, but you're not using that little pussy trimmer on this guy, you're gonna use my flat blade." At first he looked a bit hesitatnt but realized it was my way or the highway and he accepted the offer. My 10 inch pussy pounder was now becoming almost fully engorged and I wasn't trying to hide it. Little gook looked at that meat stick like it was King Arthurs sword, and I didn't mind (no homo). He was about to lather me up when I decided I needed to up the ante. "Hey, brah, imma make you a deal. If you can shave a bro clean with no fuckups, I'll let you roll with me and some HBS and some Booth bros, but, if you so much as nick me with that blade, you're going to have to suck on this BWC breh." He looked a little bewilidered but I figured, as with most asian students, that his understanding of English was pretty shitty. However, a moment later he gave me a mile wide grin and made a little blow job motion as he nodded his head, he understood. We were underway.

Things started out smooth. He knelt down and began to work the razor over my ridciulously muscular thighs. I was at full mast at this point and he was forced to ignore that engorged yogurt spewer lest he slip up. It was about 2 minutes in he made his "mistake" LOL. It was a small little nick, I didn't even feel it (I rarely feel pain). I looked down and saw a little speck of red and a bowl cut haired chinamen looking up at me. He had a devlish little grin and it was then I knew it wasn't an accident.

"Well zipperhead, time to pay up. i want you to suck every last drop of brotein out of my love muscle. " He grabbed it, stroked it, and genuinely seemed amazed a man could possess a cock over 2 inches, that it could become erect and remain rock hard for more than mere seconds or that it could be stimulated for more than 20 seconds without blowing a manwad. He jacked my hog and tried to fit it into his dainty mouth, but lol, it wasn't happening. I tired of his approach and decided I needed to teach Bruce Lee here what helping a bro was all about. With that in mind I rammed my rod as deep as I could into his rice hole. He gagged and his eyes watered. That look of defeat and complete PWNAGE i had seen in the gym earlier reappeared. He knew that with business school, they gym and now cocksucking he was a complete beta failure. Now that I knew he was helpless I decided I wanted to taste the orient and get me some sweet tojo ass.

I picked him up off the floor in one fell swoop, his frail frame made this easy as pie and made me feel even bigger than my 6'4 245 lb usually did. I quickly turned him around and bent him over. What I saw next I wasn't expecting at all. Now, being an alpha as fuck megabro I had fucked my share of women, namely white women. I knew what to expect with sewer skunk sluts and their brillo pad rubbed assholes. years of IBS can do a lot of damage to the coloring around a girls asshole and white girls were the perfect example of these horrors. However, I had always heard asian chicks were clean as a whistle. Well, I guess asian men were different. Rumor at HBS was that they had poor hygiene, usually from hours of sitting around megapoasting on law websites, pretending to be girls online or playing video games and literally shitting themselves where they sat. Well my little fucktoy must have been an xo'er because his manpussy was a mess. For the little amount of body hair he possessed, he had quite a prodigious amount around his rear entry. Not only was it hairy, but it was encrusted with shit. Now I understood his insane scrubbing earlier, lol, he should have stuck with it. Not one to be deterred, I grabbed my razor and was ready to clean up my ladyboy. "Use pink!! Use Pink!!" the little gook whimpered and I realized he was very attached to his ladies safety razor. LOL, I figured since I was going to use his asshole like a sperm bank the least I could do was oblige him to use his sissy razor. So with his precious "pink" in hand in no time flat I had him clean and shaved. He wiggled around like a bitch in heat and really seemed to enjoy the feeling.

Ready for my prize, I hocked a load of spit onto my cock and begin to grease my pole up. I didn't want to loosen him up, i wanted to go in almost dry and hard, maximize the feeling of that tight little chinkhole. I think my little yellow friend started to have second thoughts as my throbbing dink inched closer. "No, too big, I am virgin!!" I literally laughed out loud, he was asian of course he was a virgin! There was no way this guy had ever scored, with a chick or a bro, again, he was asian! At this point he tried another plea, "No! I am saving for girlfriend!! She pillow!!" I wasn't sure what the little twink was talking about at first, then I remembered some of my XO bros talking about asians and their pillow girlfriends, so WEIRD! Anyways, he seemed to know I wasn't having any of his excuses, this bro wanted what this clean cut alpha bro wanted! With that said, pushed forward into his balloon knot and to my surprise I slipped right in. I bet this little perv had been jamming stuff in his shitter for years, truly a beta, even when alone!!! I was pretty worked up from the entire situation and it only took 30-40 minutes of strong pumping to make me blast a gooey, thicket of ball snot into his quivering shitpipe. As he whimpered I pulled out my limpening staff, it was covered in faeces and cum and looked like a masterpiece. When I popped out of him he let out a cumfart and blasted a little cum and shit onto my rock hard six pack. Disgusted, I made him clean me off with his cat like tongue. As we exited the showers I watched this breh as he looked at the mirror, wiped away a tear, then gave that devlish little grin to himself and flex his pathetic biceps. I think he felt like a man, lol. Well, I didn't want him getting to full of himself and I had the just the cure. I went over to my monogrammed HBS gym bag and pulled out some panties some sewer skunk slut had left at my house. I usually carried them around to prove to my bros that white women were disgusting and frequently wore shit stained underwear. Anyways, I called over wang chang and told him to put the panties on. Without hesitation he did so. He seemed very comfortable and was twirling around looking at himself in the mirror, blowing kisses and queening it up. I heard him whisper "who the pretty faggot now, you the pretty faggot now." I couldn't help but lol. I soon noticed the clock and that I was almost late for my models and bottles evening I had planned with my HBS bro's. We usually went to bars where lawyers and law students hung out just to steal their women and talk about our amazing, debt free futures. i didn't want to miss that. So within a few minutes I was heading out, and still, preening around in his pretty panties was that moon faced breh that I had dominated, waiting for the next alpha bro to come in and use him for what he was, a cum receptacle.

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