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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:22 PM
Author: gay den antidepressant drug



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:23 PM
Author: violet brethren

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Date: November 17th, 2023 10:01 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:25 PM
Author: Cowardly tank hell

you look over to see if they noticed you beat the level, but they don’t seem to have noticed at all.

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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:28 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:08 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:45 PM
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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:18 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 6:45 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 6:46 PM
Author: Flushed Pea-brained Faggot Firefighter

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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: gay den antidepressant drug

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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: violet brethren

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: gay den antidepressant drug

"Dad, what's that awful smell?"

"Your mom's skeeted-out puss hole. Awful, ain't it?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Vannesa#46856970)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:36 PM
Author: razzle orchestra pit

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:37 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:57 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:07 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM
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Date: March 9th, 2024 3:39 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:07 AM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:37 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:48 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:48 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:33 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: Curious Black Principal's Office Boltzmann

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Vannesa#46857184)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:53 PM
Author: Confused shrine



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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:56 PM
Author: Comical Nibblets Stage



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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:56 PM
Author: gay den antidepressant drug

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:57 PM
Author: Maroon Native



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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:59 PM
Author: Cowardly tank hell



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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:55 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:10 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:19 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: Flushed Pea-brained Faggot Firefighter



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM
Author: Emerald abode fortuitous meteor

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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: charismatic wild menage



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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:19 PM
Author: walnut dopamine



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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:26 PM
Author: Lascivious Burgundy Depressive Heaven

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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:35 PM
Author: gay den antidepressant drug



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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:35 PM
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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:40 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: Floppy kitchen travel guidebook



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Date: August 4th, 2024 8:17 PM
Author: Maroon Native



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Date: August 4th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Maize Rambunctious Brunch Foreskin



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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: henna balding home headpube



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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: lemon bisexual site community account

I missed this gem while i was away

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Glassy institution

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: lemon bisexual site community account

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Vannesa#48263594)



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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Glassy institution

Thank. I'm focusing right now on precis vignettes of extreme, bordering on nauseating sexual and moral depravity between well-known political figures--often at separate ideological ends--but should get back to more traditional poasting after next week I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Vannesa#48263603)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: Maroon Native



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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:24 PM
Author: razzmatazz hominid stock car



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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:26 PM
Author: Bull headed cuck



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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: jade whorehouse

But your father struggles to focus. His mind wanders. He attempts to access his lower brain stem, imaging the unbroken million year line of Great Apes that led to this moment. He concentrates on his purpose, the act of completion, the finality of achieving involuntary orgasm. "Do the deed, Fred," he says to himself. And yet on this chilly October night he is overwhelmed with sentiment.

He remembers his own father a generation before. A distant G-man in a professorial tweed coat, glasses, and a crew cut huddled around other identical men. "Marty, shut off that goddamn negro music." He lifts the needle off the Nat King Cole record. These men have gathered here for a purpose. They are building the world. A former sailor on a patrol boat off the coast of Nagasaki who had collected radioactive garbage had been too young for D-Day. His brother came home covered in invisible wounds, never the same.

They were city planners from the atomic age. Their boss knew Niels Bohr. It was only a matter of time before he was off the clock and could go home and smoke a jazz cigarette with Martha.

Fuck I don't know where this is going. Is it any good?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Vannesa#48263744)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Adventurous rough-skinned temple



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Jet organic girlfriend



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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:35 PM
Author: Laughsome garrison

“See that little Turok cartridge — Kaze Emanuar could optimize it in two minutes. It took Acclaim three months to get it to compile — a whole studio walking very slowly, dying in front and pushing forward behind. And Nintendo walked very slowly backward a few inches a day, third parties scattering into the wind like a million bloody pixels. No Console maker will ever do that again in this generation.”

“Why, they’ve only just gotten the ninth gen underway,” said Caleb, “And gamepass —”

“That’s different. This N64 business couldn’t be done again, not for a long time. The young Losers think they could do it but they couldn’t. They could fight the first holiday season in '96 again but not this. This took religion and years of plenty of Games and tremendous sureties and the exact relation that existed between the classes and their respective Consoles. The Westerners weren’t any good on this front. You had to have a whole-souled sentimental equipment going back further than you could remember. You had to remember Shogatsu, and postcards of the Emperor and his fiancée, and little cafés in Shirakawa and beer gardens in Sapporo and weddings at the Kamigamo Jinja, and going to the Yūshun, and your grandfather’s hanafuda cards.”

“Yamuachi invented this kind of battle in Kyoto in eighty- five.”

“No, he didn’t — he just invented a system of game licensure. This kind of battle was invented by Ralph Baer and Masayuki Uemura and whoever wrote Kyōkasho, and country Sōryo bowling and daibo in Kanazawa and girls seduced in the back lanes of Osaka and Nara. Why, this was a love battle — there was a century of salaryman love spent here. This was the last love battle.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Vannesa#46857331)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 1:58 AM
Author: Umber vigorous locale

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Date: October 6th, 2023 9:08 PM
Author: orchid theatre factory reset button



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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:50 PM
Author: ebony sinister station filthpig

Your grandparents going at it missionary while your parents go at it doggie style on Fri night while you play Nintendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Vannesa#46857402)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:53 PM
Author: gay den antidepressant drug

Well now that's just crazy talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2Vannesa#46857409)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:17 PM
Author: Curious Black Principal's Office Boltzmann



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Date: October 6th, 2023 9:04 PM
Author: gay den antidepressant drug



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Date: October 13th, 2023 8:38 PM
Author: gay den antidepressant drug



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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: gay den antidepressant drug



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Date: November 4th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Disrespectful stirring stage elastic band



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Date: November 17th, 2023 10:01 PM
Author: gay den antidepressant drug



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Date: March 9th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: gay den antidepressant drug



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Date: August 4th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: mildly autistic chapel cuckold

Moms are 180?

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: doobsian range

All is right with the world.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: racy karate haunted graveyard

you here ur dad yell "blow it bitch!" but ur cartridge it working perfectly fine

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