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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Frum Painfully Honest Voyeur 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Fishy Principal's Office Stain This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Frum Painfully Honest Voyeur lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Fishy Principal's Office Stain My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Frum Painfully Honest Voyeur You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Peach Very Tactful Parlour Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: charismatic whorehouse It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Lilac frisky keepsake machete Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Bonkers Stimulating Nowag You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Frum Painfully Honest Voyeur brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Bonkers Stimulating Nowag glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Lilac frisky keepsake machete You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Filthy hot piazza $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Lilac frisky keepsake machete Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Filthy hot piazza thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: lavender theatre dysfunction 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Frum Painfully Honest Voyeur ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: lavender theatre dysfunction investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Know-it-all cowardly theater stage azn $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: indigo cuck business firm I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Know-it-all cowardly theater stage azn good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: transparent aromatic mexican center $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: heady foreskin point six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Exhilarant tank french chef 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Lilac frisky keepsake machete Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Insanely creepy mind-boggling location turdskin what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Twinkling wild halford water buffalo 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: White heaven me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Twinkling wild halford water buffalo It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Fishy Principal's Office Stain 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Lilac frisky keepsake machete the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Fluffy plaza Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Fishy Principal's Office Stain I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Insanely creepy mind-boggling location turdskin mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Twinkling wild halford water buffalo In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Insanely creepy mind-boggling location turdskin yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Seedy Clear Station Sex Offender Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: fuchsia blathering bbw death wish 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Frum Painfully Honest Voyeur fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: out-of-control box office A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: out-of-control box office OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Narrow-minded amber sweet tailpipe A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: fuchsia blathering bbw death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Anal Green Ticket Booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Filthy hot piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Peach Very Tactful Parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Tantric liquid oxygen school Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: pungent private investor $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Ocher Dilemma can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Insecure parlor immigrant Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Insanely creepy mind-boggling location turdskin nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Insecure parlor immigrant Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: multi-colored dog poop You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Vibrant menage Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Metal titillating spot Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: lavender theatre dysfunction damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: charcoal alpha Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Exciting maroon public bath Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: indigo cuck business firm 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Pearl Forum Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Boyish pontificating headpube background story 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Mildly Autistic Histrionic Reading Party 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Insanely creepy mind-boggling location turdskin 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Lilac frisky keepsake machete Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: charcoal alpha 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: tripping rusted corner literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: aphrodisiac space wrinkle I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Ocher Dilemma so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: tripping rusted corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: out-of-control box office 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Fluffy plaza Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Bonkers Stimulating Nowag how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Fluffy plaza I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Bonkers Stimulating Nowag 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Fluffy plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Crystalline provocative theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: transparent aromatic mexican center Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: transparent aromatic mexican center $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Flushed Violent Resort $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Tantric liquid oxygen school I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Vannesa#49530537) |