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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
Black filthpig meetinghouse
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Big dysfunction
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Jfc
bossy spectacular location macaca
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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filthy disrespectful double fault corner
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Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get cau...
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filthy disrespectful double fault corner
  04/09/23
sure bud
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splenetic hot property
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This is so fucked up.
sinister library
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citrine locale
  04/09/23
Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
Irate comical trust fund brethren
  04/08/23
This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
walnut lodge mood
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
Gaped dead ladyboy lay
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filthy disrespectful double fault corner
  04/09/23
Extremely inspiring poast thanks
orchid irradiated tank
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nubile scarlet corn cake mad cow disease
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
onyx lascivious theater stage keepsake machete
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Fragrant shivering brunch rigor
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Big if true
obsidian station preventive strike
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So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
nubile scarlet corn cake mad cow disease
  04/08/23
The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
Black filthpig meetinghouse
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citrine locale
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Tick tock spaceporn
razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter plaza
  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
mind-boggling charcoal boltzmann
  04/09/23
You’re fucked pal
razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter plaza
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I’m doing great 👍 You are so fucked it’s ...
mind-boggling charcoal boltzmann
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filthy disrespectful double fault corner
  04/09/23
Jesus.
iridescent adulterous point roommate
  04/09/23
Jesus ain’t touching this one
histrionic low-t roast beef
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exciting circlehead
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onyx lascivious theater stage keepsake machete
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
Black filthpig meetinghouse
  05/01/23
When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
mind-boggling charcoal boltzmann
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couple weeks ago. you?
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sinister library
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wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
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new here?
Swashbuckling mental disorder water buffalo
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Big dysfunction
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
elite wonderful rehab
  05/10/23
Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
mind-boggling charcoal boltzmann
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I can confirm.
sinister library
  05/10/23
throwaway?
elite wonderful rehab
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I can't say more.
sinister library
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i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
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sinister library
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yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really ...
Boyish Legal Warrant
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new poaster, first day?
bossy spectacular location macaca
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like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story,...
Boyish Legal Warrant
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This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant sto...
hyperactive claret jewess
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SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thoug...
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imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this ...
elite wonderful rehab
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this board is like a schizophrenic AI
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Black filthpig meetinghouse

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: racy slimy yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Big dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: bossy spectacular location macaca

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Khaki School Cafeteria Turdskin

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: filthy disrespectful double fault corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: maniacal codepig base

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Big dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: dashing weed whacker field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: filthy disrespectful double fault corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: Vibrant slippery selfie coffee pot

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: splenetic hot property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: sinister library

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: citrine locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Irate comical trust fund brethren

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: walnut lodge mood

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: Gaped dead ladyboy lay

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: filthy disrespectful double fault corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: orchid irradiated tank

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: nubile scarlet corn cake mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: onyx lascivious theater stage keepsake machete

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: Fragrant shivering brunch rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: obsidian station preventive strike

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: nubile scarlet corn cake mad cow disease

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Black filthpig meetinghouse

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: citrine locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter plaza

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: mind-boggling charcoal boltzmann

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter plaza

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling charcoal boltzmann

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: filthy disrespectful double fault corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: iridescent adulterous point roommate

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: histrionic low-t roast beef

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: exciting circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: onyx lascivious theater stage keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: Black filthpig meetinghouse

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling charcoal boltzmann

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Black filthpig meetinghouse

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Black filthpig meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: sinister library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: Boyish Legal Warrant

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Swashbuckling mental disorder water buffalo

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Big dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: elite wonderful rehab

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: mind-boggling charcoal boltzmann

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: sinister library

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: elite wonderful rehab

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: sinister library

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: elite wonderful rehab

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: sinister library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: Boyish Legal Warrant

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: bossy spectacular location macaca

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Boyish Legal Warrant

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: hyperactive claret jewess

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: walnut lodge mood

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: elite wonderful rehab

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: hyperactive claret jewess

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: exciting circlehead

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: vivacious slap-happy national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: exciting circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: sticky excitant boistinker

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: heady persian home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: elite wonderful rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Mischievous Underhanded Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: walnut lodge mood

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: vivacious slap-happy national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: bateful striped hyena digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: splenetic hot property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Hairless Titillating International Law Enforcement Agency

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Floppy Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: filthy disrespectful double fault corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Vannesa#48337325)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: walnut lodge mood

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Date: March 1st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: 1 in the pink 2 in the stink



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