The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now
Poast new message in this thread
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: hideous burgundy brunch water buffalo The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225252) |
 |
Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM Author: idiotic excitant state Sun is energy, no? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225967) |
|
Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM Author: Startled volcanic crater Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole
The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252) |
|
Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM Author: Poppy parlor Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49245347) |
Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM Author: frum round eye old irish cottage That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225274) |
|
Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Hairraiser arrogant voyeur cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239551) |
|
Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM Author: Cerebral Temple Azn , he lisped (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225281) |
|
Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Brass Library Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225309) |
|
Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM Author: hideous burgundy brunch water buffalo You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225444) |
|
Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Brass Library I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225771) |
|
Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM Author: Milky wonderful famous landscape painting pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225821) |
|
Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM Author: Startled volcanic crater Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference
Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour |
|
Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM Author: Milky wonderful famous landscape painting pit delusional take (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225822) |
|
Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM Author: Startled volcanic crater this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49234981) |
|
Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM Author: Racy red plaza Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49243826) |
|
Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM Author: Startled volcanic crater *3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225953) |
|
Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: obsidian pea-brained sweet tailpipe That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225973) |
|
Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM Author: Startled volcanic crater Kenny is the quintessential xo tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225979) |
|
Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM Author: hideous burgundy brunch water buffalo Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49226126) |
|
Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM Author: Startled volcanic crater we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
|
|
Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM Author: hideous burgundy brunch water buffalo And they're seething about their boy Carlos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49226197) |
|
Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM Author: obsidian pea-brained sweet tailpipe so mad kenny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49245306) |
|
Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM Author: Startled volcanic crater Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225956) |
|
Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM Author: Startled volcanic crater bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters
|
|
Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM Author: Startled volcanic crater OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025
answer: ZERO
yep, parity |
|
Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: obsidian pea-brained sweet tailpipe Did Felix get a good night's sleep? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239299) |
|
Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Startled volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239550) |
|
Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM Author: Very Tactful Hell Weed Whacker What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239312) |
|
Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM Author: obsidian pea-brained sweet tailpipe alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239486) |
|
Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Startled volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239548) |
|
Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Startled volcanic crater this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239553) |
|
Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: obsidian pea-brained sweet tailpipe This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49240874) |
|
Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM Author: hideous burgundy brunch water buffalo How many children did Fulano molest this week? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49240881) |
|
Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: glittery alpha immigrant We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239552) |
|
Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM Author: Startled volcanic crater random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239557) |
|
Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM Author: glittery alpha immigrant Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239570) |
|
Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Startled volcanic crater 189
and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw |
|
Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM Author: obsidian pea-brained sweet tailpipe Kenny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49241623) |
|
Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: hideous burgundy brunch water buffalo Fulano the Brown Molester (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49241633) |
|
Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM Author: appetizing bat shit crazy range chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242045) |
|
Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM Author: Startled volcanic crater Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER
lol Kenny
Not even Federer and lance managed this.
Must be the spaghetti and paella. |
|
Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM Author: appetizing bat shit crazy range chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242044) |
|
Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM Author: hideous burgundy brunch water buffalo Fulano the Brown Molester (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242050) |
|
Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM Author: Startled volcanic crater https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242477) |
|
Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM Author: Confused garrison One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242508) |
|
Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM Author: hideous burgundy brunch water buffalo Explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242514) |
|
Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Stubborn station low IQ schtick? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242527) |
|
Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: hideous burgundy brunch water buffalo #1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis
Are you actually the one running a retard shtick? |
|
Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM Author: Startled volcanic crater #1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242777) |
|
Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM Author: hideous burgundy brunch water buffalo Every time?
https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html |
|
Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Racy red plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49243830) |
|
Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM Author: Startled volcanic crater https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49243816) |
|
Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM Author: Startled volcanic crater wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium |
|
Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: Startled volcanic crater alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).
tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz) |
|
Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: Startled volcanic crater Sinner finishes his season with…
58 wins 6 losses 6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000) 11.500 points
One of the best year end #2 seasons in history |
|
Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM Author: Startled volcanic crater That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.
Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.
https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173 |
|
Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: Startled volcanic crater final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900 |
|
Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM Author: Startled volcanic crater AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550
the market doesn't seem to agree with OP
https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials |
|
Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: obsidian pea-brained sweet tailpipe Bump for AO and healthy meals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49598974) |
|
Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM Author: Startled volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49599041) |
|
Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM Author: Abusive Mood Legend Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49598977) |
|
Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM Author: Startled volcanic crater to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?
nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.
to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time
|
|
Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM Author: Startled volcanic crater wow i called this one re tien (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49626059) |
|
Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM Author: Startled volcanic crater AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49616728) |
|
Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM Author: Startled volcanic crater AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49626057) |
|
Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM Author: Startled volcanic crater we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49632584) |
|
Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM Author: hideous burgundy brunch water buffalo Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?
Sinner lost
You were PWNED |
|
Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM Author: Startled volcanic crater tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)
that's some serious parity. |
|
Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM Author: hideous burgundy brunch water buffalo Sinner lost bitch
Cram it up your ass |
|
Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM Author: Startled volcanic crater ๐ฎ๐น Jannik Sinner & ๐ช๐ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw
๐โ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ก ๐๐๐ ๐ค๐๐กโ๐๐ข๐ก ๐กโ๐๐ ๐ค๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ 2024, ๐ค๐๐ ๐๐ฆ ๐ด๐๐๐๐๐ฆ ๐ ๐ข๐๐๐๐ฃ
https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454 |
|
Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM Author: Startled volcanic crater bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49780103) |
|
Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49861962) |
|
Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM Author: Richard Ames At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.
Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.
The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad! |