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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Fluffy Dull Menage
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Violet legend
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Soul-stirring Main People Mother
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
duck-like sanctuary
  08/30/25
...
Carmine trailer park candlestick maker
  09/05/25
, he lisped
jet-lagged irate digit ratio indian lodge
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Cerebral elite university
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Fluffy Dull Menage
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Cerebral elite university
  08/31/25
...
Erotic vibrant background story
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  08/31/25
delusional take
Erotic vibrant background story
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Dark doobsian fat ankles really tough guy
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Tripping Institution
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Fluffy Dull Menage
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Fluffy Dull Menage
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Tripping Institution
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Tripping Institution
  09/05/25
...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
opaque metal incel
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Tripping Institution
  09/05/25
...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Tripping Institution
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Fluffy Dull Menage
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Curious turquoise dopamine generalized bond
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Curious turquoise dopamine generalized bond
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  09/05/25
Kenny
Tripping Institution
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Fluffy Dull Menage
  09/06/25
...
Gold hell giraffe
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  09/06/25
...
Gold hell giraffe
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Fluffy Dull Menage
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Lake dashing senate
  09/07/25
Explain
Fluffy Dull Menage
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
floppy sick home jap
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Fluffy Dull Menage
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Fluffy Dull Menage
  09/07/25
...
Dark doobsian fat ankles really tough guy
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Tripping Institution
  01/18/26
...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
rough-skinned stage ladyboy
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Fluffy Dull Menage
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Fluffy Dull Menage
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
fragrant light scourge upon the earth
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
Tripping Institution
  05/28/26
...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  05/28/26
...
Fluffy Dull Menage
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
Tripping Institution
  07/12/26
...
bull headed pontificating foreskin den
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
Thriller shitlib
  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
Tripping Institution
  07/13/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Fluffy Dull Menage

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Violet legend

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Main People Mother

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: duck-like sanctuary

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Carmine trailer park candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: jet-lagged irate digit ratio indian lodge

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Cerebral elite university

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Fluffy Dull Menage

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Cerebral elite university

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Erotic vibrant background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Erotic vibrant background story

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Dark doobsian fat ankles really tough guy

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Tripping Institution

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Fluffy Dull Menage

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Fluffy Dull Menage

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Tripping Institution

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Tripping Institution

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: opaque metal incel

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Tripping Institution

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Tripping Institution

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Fluffy Dull Menage

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Curious turquoise dopamine generalized bond

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Curious turquoise dopamine generalized bond

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Tripping Institution

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Fluffy Dull Menage

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Gold hell giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Gold hell giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Fluffy Dull Menage

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Lake dashing senate

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Fluffy Dull Menage

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: floppy sick home jap

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Fluffy Dull Menage

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Fluffy Dull Menage

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Dark doobsian fat ankles really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Tripping Institution

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: rough-skinned stage ladyboy

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Fluffy Dull Menage

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Fluffy Dull Menage

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: fragrant light scourge upon the earth

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Tripping Institution

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Fluffy Dull Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: Tripping Institution

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: bull headed pontificating foreskin den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Thriller shitlib

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Tripping Institution

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49996110)