| WhiteHouse.gov updates “major events” timeline
 
 
 |  | Embarrassed to the bone step-uncle's house | 10/23/25 |  | Aqua Nibblets Theater | 10/23/25 |  | Know-it-all Sooty Shrine Turdskin | 10/23/25 |  | Grizzly hominid school | 10/23/25 |  | Spruce Floppy House | 10/24/25 |  | ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,SPOOKY,,,,,,,,,,,,,, | 10/24/25 |  | Multi-colored filthy theatre | 10/24/25 |  | Roblox | 10/24/25 |  | gedood persoon | 10/24/25 |  | lsd | 10/24/25 |  | So we looked at the data | 10/24/25 |  | b-legit | 10/24/25 |  | To be fair | 10/24/25 |  | butt pumpkins | 10/26/25 |  | man o' war | 10/26/25 |  | Dunedain cowboy | 10/26/25 |  | Swashbuckling resort | 10/23/25 |  | cerise violent senate | 10/23/25 |  | hot irradiated market fortuitous meteor | 10/23/25 |  | curious meetinghouse | 10/23/25 |  | splenetic garnet persian | 10/23/25 |  | Coral 180 forum | 10/23/25 |  | copper odious school cafeteria karate | 10/23/25 |  | bat shit crazy locale boistinker | 10/23/25 |  | passionate jade pit gay wizard | 10/23/25 |  | Chest-beating Heady Corner | 10/23/25 |  | Roblox | 10/24/25 |  | To be fair | 10/24/25 |  | man o' war | 10/26/25 |  | Dunedain cowboy | 10/27/25 |  | copper odious school cafeteria karate | 10/23/25 |  | Multi-colored filthy theatre | 10/24/25 |  | ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., | 10/24/25 |  | Candy Ride | 10/24/25 |  | big-titted hairraiser center | 10/23/25 |  | bat shit crazy locale boistinker | 10/23/25 |  | Marvelous Library Sandwich | 10/23/25 |  | Bronze trump supporter | 10/23/25 |  | impertinent yarmulke | 10/24/25 |  | Crimson Giraffe Chapel | 10/24/25 |  | painfully honest orchestra pit | 10/24/25 |  | Flickering hall | 10/24/25 |  | light balding clown | 10/24/25 |  | cracking amethyst twinkling uncleanness | 10/24/25 |  | Laughsome masturbator | 10/24/25 |  | WordcelWorth | 10/26/25 |  | Titillating institution | 10/24/25 |  | butt pumpkins | 10/26/25 |  | bistre idea he suggested | 10/24/25 |  | Sickened Lodge | 10/24/25 |  | Glittery swollen travel guidebook | 10/24/25 |  | Roblox | 10/24/25 |  | Candy Ride | 10/24/25 |  | Voodoo Child | 10/26/25 |  | Roblox | 10/24/25 |  | Civil Attorney | 10/24/25 |  | artificial intelligence | 10/24/25 |  | Charles Tyrwhitt Dad | 10/24/25 |  | Paralegal Mohammad | 10/24/25 |  | Darnell | 10/24/25 |  | Shawn K (my full last name is K) | 10/24/25 |  | UN peacekeeper | 10/24/25 |  | Shawn K (my full last name is K) | 10/24/25 |  | To be fair | 10/24/25 |  | ,:....,..,..,,,....,,....,... | 10/24/25 |  | ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,SPOOKY,,,,,,,,,,,,,, | 10/24/25 |  | No Paye No Gain | 10/24/25 |  | https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK | 10/24/25 |  | https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK | 10/26/25 |  | Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon | 10/26/25 |  | UN peacekeeper | 10/26/25 |  | No icd-10 for fat Covid | 10/26/25 |  | butt pumpkins | 10/26/25 |  | gibberish (?) | 10/26/25 |  | A Werewolf Dick is Not Dispositive | 10/26/25 |  | A Werewolf Dick is Not Dispositive | 10/26/25 |  | somebody good | 10/26/25 |  | A Werewolf Dick is Not Dispositive | 10/27/25 |  | ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,SPOOKY,,,,,,,,,,,,,, | 10/27/25 |  | somebody good | 10/27/25 |  | ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., | 10/27/25 |  | ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,SPOOKY,,,,,,,,,,,,,, | 10/27/25 | 
 
 
  Poast new message in this thread 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 |  | 
         
 Date:  October 24th, 2025 12:01 PM
 
 Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,SPOOKY,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 
 so cr.
 Mitch Hedberg and Anthony Jeselnik would approve.
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789231&forum_id=2Vannesa#49371147)
 | 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 | 
         
 Date:  October 23rd, 2025 9:53 PM
 Author: hot irradiated market fortuitous meteor
 
 "The White House Ballroom will be substantially separated from the main building of the White House, but at the same time, it’s theme and architectural heritage will be almost identical."
 
  they're not sending their best
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789231&forum_id=2Vannesa#49370046)
 | 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 |  | 
         
 Date:  October 24th, 2025 4:48 PM
 
 Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., 
 
 
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789231&forum_id=2Vannesa#49372146)
 | 
 
 
 
 | 
         
 Date:  October 23rd, 2025 10:20 PM
 Author: bat shit crazy locale boistinker
 
 jfc thought it would just be a subtle jab at obama lol
 
  edit: lol i scrolled past clinton the first time LMAO
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789231&forum_id=2Vannesa#49370095)
 | 
 
 
 
 
 
 | 
         
 Date:  October 24th, 2025 2:01 AM
 Author: painfully honest orchestra pit
 
 literally laughed out loud, 180
 
  saw Clinton and had an idea where it was going.
  
  did not expect Obama and Hunter. master trolling, well done.
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789231&forum_id=2Vannesa#49370429)
 | 
 
 
 
 
 | 
         
 Date:  October 24th, 2025 3:56 AM
 Author: Laughsome masturbator
 
 lmfao.
 
  (fyi, if you're using noscript, you have to enable "elfsight.")
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789231&forum_id=2Vannesa#49370489)
 | 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 | 
         
 Date:  October 24th, 2025 12:09 PM
 Author: Civil Attorney
 
 This is HUGE and changes everything but what about lowering prices for consumers and bringing back manufacturing and ending the Ukraine war day one and cutting spending and doge dividends and tariff dividends and his health care plan and his infrastructure plan and taking over Greenland and taking over Canada and reducing the debt and raising working class spending power etc etc?
 
  Oh yeah we memory holed all those things π
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789231&forum_id=2Vannesa#49371197)
 | 
 
 
 
 
 | 
         
 Date:  October 24th, 2025 1:08 PM
 Author: Darnell
 
 hilarious
 
  but this belongs on 4chan not the white house website.  trolling is for trolls and lulz and not for IRL
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789231&forum_id=2Vannesa#49371343)
 | 
 
 
 
 
 
 |  | 
         
 Date:  October 24th, 2025 4:50 PM
 
 Author: ,:....,..,..,,,....,,....,... 
 Trump lining his pockets is a huge win for ordinary MAGA folks. That’s what you libs don’t get
 
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789231&forum_id=2Vannesa#49372166)
 | 
 
 |  | 
         
 Date:  October 24th, 2025 2:26 PM
 
 Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,SPOOKY,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 
 i'd agree if we could turn back 50 years of MSM fraud, academia fraud, etc.
 
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789231&forum_id=2Vannesa#49371555)
 | 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 |  | 
         
 Date:  October 27th, 2025 4:43 PM
 
 Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,SPOOKY,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 
 just to rub Obama's nose in it.
 
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789231&forum_id=2Vannesa#49379861)
 | 
 
 
 |  | 
         
 Date:  October 27th, 2025 5:52 PM
 
 Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., 
 (rowan)
 
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789231&forum_id=2Vannesa#49380164)
 | 
 
 |  | 
         
 Date:  October 27th, 2025 4:46 PM
 
 Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,SPOOKY,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 
 here's the court. you can see the EOB in the background. Obama famously made 2 of 22 shots but was so vain that he kept trying.
 
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC1vzMHSYBY
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789231&forum_id=2Vannesa#49379875)
 | 
 
 |  |