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can someone elaborate on exactly what/who a patagonia brewery dad is
| Cordovan offensive chad | 02/20/22 |
| Adventurous pervert | 02/20/22 |
| Coiffed Blood Rage | 02/21/22 |
| chestnut cruel-hearted range | 02/22/22 |
| jet-lagged burgundy personal credit line | 02/22/22 |
| aggressive stain | 02/22/22 |
| provocative aqua pit boistinker | 02/22/22 |
| Bossy windowlicker | 02/22/22 |
| irradiated parlor | 02/23/22 |
| effete thirsty senate | 03/08/22 |
| provocative aqua pit boistinker | 01/09/23 |
| Cordovan offensive chad | 02/21/22 |
| Anal self-centered mad-dog skullcap | 02/21/22 |
| Coiffed Blood Rage | 02/21/22 |
| jet-lagged burgundy personal credit line | 02/22/22 |
| Anal self-centered mad-dog skullcap | 02/22/22 |
| aggressive stain | 02/22/22 |
| Coiffed Blood Rage | 02/22/22 |
| mentally impaired coldplay fan | 02/23/22 |
| contagious yarmulke | 03/08/22 |
| contagious yarmulke | 01/09/23 |
| chestnut cruel-hearted range | 02/22/22 |
| aggressive stain | 02/22/22 |
| Slate Church Building Gaping | 02/22/22 |
| irradiated parlor | 02/23/22 |
| Blathering heaven sneaky criminal | 02/22/22 |
| Anal self-centered mad-dog skullcap | 02/22/22 |
| Slate Church Building Gaping | 02/22/22 |
| Anal self-centered mad-dog skullcap | 02/22/22 |
| Slate Church Building Gaping | 02/22/22 |
| Coiffed Blood Rage | 02/22/22 |
| aggressive stain | 02/23/22 |
| chestnut cruel-hearted range | 02/22/22 |
| Coiffed Blood Rage | 02/22/22 |
| mentally impaired coldplay fan | 02/23/22 |
| Rebellious trailer park | 02/23/22 |
| Razzle hissy fit hell | 02/23/22 |
| Sepia space hominid | 02/23/22 |
| contagious yarmulke | 03/08/22 |
| salmon menage psychic | 02/22/22 |
| coral passionate newt | 02/22/22 |
| Anal self-centered mad-dog skullcap | 02/22/22 |
| coral passionate newt | 02/22/22 |
| Anal self-centered mad-dog skullcap | 02/22/22 |
| angry vigorous stead regret | 02/22/22 |
| salmon menage psychic | 02/22/22 |
| Crimson Theater Laser Beams | 02/22/22 |
| salmon menage psychic | 02/22/22 |
| provocative aqua pit boistinker | 02/22/22 |
| coral passionate newt | 02/23/22 |
| Sepia space hominid | 02/23/22 |
| useless parlour people who are hurt | 03/08/22 |
| violent hyperventilating reading party | 02/22/22 |
| Tantric shaky ape internal respiration | 02/22/22 |
| Bat-shit-crazy public bath | 02/23/22 |
| big avocado shrine incel | 02/23/22 |
| Bat-shit-crazy public bath | 02/23/22 |
| Tantric shaky ape internal respiration | 02/23/22 |
| rambunctious silver faggot firefighter rigor | 02/22/22 |
| Razzle hissy fit hell | 02/23/22 |
| Razzle hissy fit hell | 02/23/22 |
| aggressive stain | 02/23/22 |
| chestnut cruel-hearted range | 02/23/22 |
| mauve background story | 03/08/22 |
| copper jew | 12/03/22 |
| Bronze Quadroon | 04/02/23 |
| A Dick is Not Dispositive | 10/02/25 |
| irradiated parlor | 02/23/22 |
| coral passionate newt | 02/23/22 |
| Soul-stirring very tactful property | 03/08/22 |
| territorial flushed wrinkle | 03/08/22 |
| pea-brained kitchen | 03/08/22 |
| contagious yarmulke | 03/08/22 |
| Iridescent sick halford gas station | 03/08/22 |
| provocative aqua pit boistinker | 01/09/23 |
| coral passionate newt | 12/03/22 |
| coral passionate newt | 12/12/24 |
| coral passionate newt | 04/15/25 |
| lfo | 10/02/25 |
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Date: February 20th, 2022 4:25 PM Author: Cordovan offensive chad describe this character, worried I am him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#43999519) |
Date: February 20th, 2022 4:37 PM Author: Adventurous pervert nothing wrong with dressing comfortably and warm while on the patio drinking some locally brewed IPAs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#43999595) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:20 AM Author: Coiffed Blood Rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44002578) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:31 AM Author: chestnut cruel-hearted range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44008728) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: jet-lagged burgundy personal credit line yeah but fuck patagonia and their shitlib ideals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44008730) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: aggressive stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44008732) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 10:03 AM Author: provocative aqua pit boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44008905) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:51 PM Author: Bossy windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44011687) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:55 AM Author: irradiated parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44015813) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:13 AM Author: effete thirsty senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44107078) |
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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:04 AM Author: provocative aqua pit boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#45763098) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:14 AM Author: Cordovan offensive chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44002552) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:16 AM Author: Anal self-centered mad-dog skullcap He calls soccer “futbol” and he does it with a respectful accent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44002561) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:20 AM Author: Coiffed Blood Rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44002580) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: jet-lagged burgundy personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44008731) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:31 AM Author: Anal self-centered mad-dog skullcap He drives a Volo XC90. He optioned front and rear mudflaps "in case I go off-roading." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44008725) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: aggressive stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44008734) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:20 PM Author: Coiffed Blood Rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44011516) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:27 AM Author: mentally impaired coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44015701) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:19 AM Author: contagious yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44106002) |
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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:03 AM Author: contagious yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#45763093) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:33 AM Author: chestnut cruel-hearted range He brings his kids to the brewery and awkwardly tries to talk to the bartender about the different beers (trying to impress with his beer knowledge but the bartender just thinks he’s annoying) while his wife sits at the table with the kids snarfing down nachoes from a food truck parked outside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44008738) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:40 AM Author: aggressive stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44008782) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:43 AM Author: Slate Church Building Gaping MODS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44008803) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:55 AM Author: irradiated parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44015814) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:44 AM Author: Blathering heaven sneaky criminal How does he feel about masks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44008806) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:45 AM Author: Anal self-centered mad-dog skullcap In his long-running text chat with his "bros" from undergrad he shits on them mercilessly. But when he meets a neighborhood dad later that night, they're both masked up and talk about how important it is to "respect the science." He always carries an extra mask in the pocket of his Patagonia, "just in case." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44008812) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:47 AM Author: Slate Church Building Gaping after 15 minutes of conversation and glances over his shoulder to make sure his wife isn't watching, both simultaneously remove their masks with audible sighs of relief (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44008825) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:48 AM Author: Anal self-centered mad-dog skullcap Importantly, this is all taking place outside on an otherwise empty neighborhood street corner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44008829) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:55 AM Author: Slate Church Building Gaping JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44008862) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:19 PM Author: Coiffed Blood Rage Lmao at this “planet” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44011512) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:27 AM Author: aggressive stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44015693) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:53 AM Author: chestnut cruel-hearted range Finds them really annoying and uncomfortable but is scared of being reprimanded by anyone (especially his wife) for not wearing one, so he’s almost always masked up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44008853) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:19 PM Author: Coiffed Blood Rage Ljl… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44011515) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:27 AM Author: mentally impaired coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44015698) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:54 AM Author: Rebellious trailer park Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44015810) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:29 AM Author: Razzle hissy fit hell "Better safe than sorry! Have you seen the recent numbers?" (read this with in up-talk) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44015704) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:30 AM Author: Sepia space hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44015712) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:19 AM Author: contagious yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44105997) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:20 PM Author: salmon menage psychic on an endless search for novelty. basically the dude from quantum leap, but he travels from brewpub to brewpub seeking chill patio vibes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44011518) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:21 PM Author: coral passionate newt He's got this really incredible dark roast coffee you should try, he uses a French press but only on the weekends because it's too much of a hassle during the week, otherwise he mostly settles for the Keurigs at the office. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44011520) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:23 PM Author: Anal self-centered mad-dog skullcap mods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44011528) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:26 PM Author: coral passionate newt Otherwise he's got an old school Nalgene with 13.1 sticker on the side. Knows that hydration is one of the most underrated things about staying healthy. He'll tell you about it sometime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44011546) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:26 PM Author: Anal self-centered mad-dog skullcap wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44011554) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:26 PM Author: angry vigorous stead regret nothing wrong with a well-hydrated patagonia dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44011555) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:27 PM Author: salmon menage psychic nalgenes are all in a landfill mate leeching plastics is no bueno. strictly hydroflask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44011560) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:52 PM Author: Crimson Theater Laser Beams Patatgonia clothes are also made of plastic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44011696) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:54 PM Author: salmon menage psychic they havent made that connection yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44011709) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 6:11 PM Author: provocative aqua pit boistinker not flame I bought a "glass water bottle" last weekend that had this rubber case around it to protect it. Literally bought it, drove home, and as I was getting out of my car, with the tags still on it, dropped the fucking thing maybe 3 feet. It instantly broke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44011817) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:24 AM Author: coral passionate newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44015685) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:39 AM Author: Sepia space hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44015746) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:10 AM Author: useless parlour people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44107051) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:48 PM Author: violent hyperventilating reading party Patagonia dads are emasculated forms of men with a vague idea of what rugged masculinity should be but don't have the guts to drink real whisky or smoke or and stand up for themselves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44011665) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:52 PM Author: Tantric shaky ape internal respiration The defining characteristic is he thinks he’s an outdoorsman but he’s not. He purchased a car and Patagonia wardrobe as part of some mountain adventure fantasy but his biggest actual adventure is hitting the brewery on Saturday afternoon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44011692) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:34 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy public bath What spawned the late gen-x fetishization of the outdoor activities. Was it the x-games and that sub-culture?
So many people I know in their 40s are obsessed with hiking and camping and skiing/snowboarding and mountain biking and on and on. They seem to organize their lives around these activates but they only actually do this shit maybe 5 times per year. |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:44 AM Author: big avocado shrine incel Folks become increasingly retarded with age and the ladies lead the way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44015767) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 11:15 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy public bath I don't know. This shit usually seems to be spearheaded by the husband. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44015925) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:44 AM Author: Tantric shaky ape internal respiration It’s because our generation’s parents were thing doers. They grew up in a world without the internet. They went on adventures without google maps or all trails and could fix shit and solve problems. This is how humans existed since the beginning. We as a generation are thus keenly aware of our deficiencies and long for a solution. Most fail and remain pretenders like the Patagonia dads.
Younger generations are further removed from our glorious past and thus think we the new normal is just normal. |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:53 PM Author: rambunctious silver faggot firefighter rigor can we talk about the important stuff, e.g. someone describe his cock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44011703) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:29 AM Author: Razzle hissy fit hell Adequate but rarely utilized for it's intended purpose. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44015708) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:40 AM Author: Razzle hissy fit hell Like a formerly wild fish swimming in a fish tank, Patagonia Dad gets to experience a very poor facsimile of his former life as a free man while drinking overpriced beer that tastes like sock water with his family at a "bar-themed" brewery.
Like that fish who vaguely remembers his former life swimming in the ocean, with all the danger and excitement that comes with it, Patagonia Dad gets a small taste of that feeling of actually going out, single, with actual guy friends, to a bar where there are single women and anything can happen. Only, just like the fish in the tank, anything can't happen, he is in a controlled environment and kept for the sole purpose of other people's needs. |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:48 AM Author: aggressive stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44015788) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 11:38 AM Author: chestnut cruel-hearted range Scholarship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44016032) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:20 AM Author: mauve background story 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44107120) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:56 PM Author: copper jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#45581221) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:06 PM Author: Bronze Quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#46133930) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:35 AM Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#49319080) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:56 AM Author: irradiated parlor Has season tickets to the nearest metro area's MLS team. Also has a favorite 2nd division British team based on his semester abroad during college. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44015820) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 1:02 PM Author: coral passionate newt Really excited to try newly pressed "Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness" LP on his turntable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44016403) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:35 AM Author: Soul-stirring very tactful property A Patagonia brewery dad already owns Melon Collie in the following formats:
His CDs His wife’s CDs Ripped to hard drive On an iPod but he can’t find the charger
Seems like a silly thing to buy in vinyl. His vinyl collection is repurchased used copies and represses of stuff his dad threw out when he replaced turntable with CD player (Pink Floyd, Dylan, Miles, Springsteen) and new releases by the National and Taylor Swift. |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:15 AM Author: territorial flushed wrinkle It’s a bargain bin version of Arc’teryx Trail Running Bachelor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44107093) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:16 AM Author: pea-brained kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44107097) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 10:22 AM Author: contagious yarmulke fun example of the elusive patagonia brewery granddad: https://youtu.be/5eG6HNG02EU?t=59 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44107558) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 10:24 AM Author: Iridescent sick halford gas station Wears high end recreation clothing but has never been on anything more than a day hike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#44107572) |
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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: provocative aqua pit boistinker mods! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#45763102) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:26 PM Author: coral passionate newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#45581117) |
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Date: December 12th, 2024 1:46 PM Author: coral passionate newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#48441123) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: coral passionate newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#48849785) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:34 AM Author: lfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Vannesa#49319079) |