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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
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  10/09/14
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hateful stage
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sticky black woman hell
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Provocative Bat Shit Crazy Site Gunner
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
bistre bossy pozpig
  10/09/14
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Adventurous reading party
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
Razzle-dazzle Stag Film Liquid Oxygen
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
bistre bossy pozpig
  10/09/14
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Adventurous reading party
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
bistre bossy pozpig
  10/09/14
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Adventurous reading party
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
Fragrant volcanic crater
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vivacious walnut telephone
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Adventurous reading party
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
Galvanic overrated gas station
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vivacious walnut telephone
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
Pink Marvelous House
  10/09/14
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Adventurous reading party
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
spectacular insane giraffe voyeur
  10/08/16
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Fragrant volcanic crater
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  10/09/14
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mint brunch macaca
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razzle translucent plaza corn cake
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topaz supple field clown
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Sable indirect expression
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Crusty twisted ratface
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fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs
  10/10/14
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Costumed dog poop
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
Snowy locus goal in life
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
ultramarine preventive strike
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
chocolate station quadroon
  10/06/25
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hairraiser mentally impaired pistol
  05/15/22
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razzle translucent plaza corn cake
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
indecent 180 parlour
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
Stimulating azn church building
  10/11/14
?
canary glittery fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
Stimulating azn church building
  10/11/14
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titillating chest-beating university mother
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
Ocher piazza gaming laptop
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
pearly sneaky criminal stage
  12/25/15
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appetizing spot
  02/05/17
lol
Racy sickened church dingle berry
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
deep school nibblets
  10/09/14
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Adventurous reading party
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
Razzle-dazzle Stag Film Liquid Oxygen
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razzle translucent plaza corn cake
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bateful french chef striped hyena
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
bespoke primrose point depressive
  10/09/14
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learning disabled bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
Fragrant volcanic crater
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
flesh private investor
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
Lascivious avocado windowlicker goyim
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
bistre bossy pozpig
  10/09/14
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Adventurous reading party
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
garnet aphrodisiac immigrant legend
  10/09/14
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Adventurous reading party
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
Pink Marvelous House
  10/09/14
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fuchsia swashbuckling rehab factory reset button
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
cerebral black lodge keepsake machete
  10/09/14
Shrewd
boyish silver multi-billionaire
  10/09/14
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Adventurous reading party
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
garnet aphrodisiac immigrant legend
  10/09/14
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Pink Marvelous House
  10/09/14
180
Purple cracking karate
  10/09/14
180
curious elite lettuce shitlib
  10/09/14
180^180
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/09/14
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mint brunch macaca
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
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Adventurous reading party
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/09/14
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Adventurous reading party
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
Razzle-dazzle Stag Film Liquid Oxygen
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Adventurous reading party
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
cerebral black lodge keepsake machete
  10/09/14
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Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
Copper hyperventilating athletic conference
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
Pink Marvelous House
  10/09/14
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canary glittery fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
bright tripping famous landscape painting
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
Aromatic Ruby Dilemma
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Maniacal submissive range newt
  12/06/14
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fighting brass hospital
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
Opaque buck-toothed space affirmative action
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
ultramarine preventive strike
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
ultramarine preventive strike
  10/08/16
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Dark bonkers box office dopamine
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
canary glittery fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
?
bearded milk knife
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
canary glittery fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
Chartreuse theater
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
angry confused crotch cruise ship
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
big school cafeteria
  10/11/14
180
onyx tattoo corner
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
chrome ticket booth mexican
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
canary glittery fortuitous meteor
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bateful french chef striped hyena
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
learning disabled bawdyhouse
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Adventurous reading party
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
learning disabled bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
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Adventurous reading party
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
chrome ticket booth mexican
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Adventurous reading party
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Adventurous reading party
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
cerebral black lodge keepsake machete
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Adventurous reading party
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
Sable indirect expression
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
Adventurous reading party
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Sable indirect expression
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
Adventurous reading party
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Nighttime blood rage
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
hateful stage
  10/09/14
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Adventurous reading party
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
hateful stage
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Adventurous reading party
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razzle translucent plaza corn cake
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hateful stage
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Stirring Rusted Heaven Patrolman
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
bistre bossy pozpig
  10/09/14
lol
Copper hyperventilating athletic conference
  10/09/14
180
canary glittery fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
lmao
topaz supple field clown
  10/09/14
tyft
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/09/14
Lol
Adventurous reading party
  10/09/14
...
Metal excitant garrison
  10/09/14
This is good.
orchid party of the first part area
  10/09/14
180 billion
chrome ticket booth mexican
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
Pink Marvelous House
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
rough-skinned candlestick maker
  10/09/14
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bateful french chef striped hyena
  10/09/14
180 this is great
lavender dashing crackhouse
  10/10/14
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mint brunch macaca
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
Sepia sound barrier
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
histrionic personal credit line selfie
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Sable indirect expression
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
Talented lime boiling water
  10/09/14
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vigorous cream resort
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
pearl mind-boggling coldplay fan old irish cottage
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
bistre bossy pozpig
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
soggy razzmatazz masturbator
  10/09/14
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Adventurous reading party
  10/09/14
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pearl mind-boggling coldplay fan old irish cottage
  10/09/14
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razzle translucent plaza corn cake
  10/27/14
...
Pink Marvelous House
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
claret naked sanctuary
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
violent laughsome trump supporter
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
ultramarine preventive strike
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
orchid party of the first part area
  10/09/14
titcr
pearl mind-boggling coldplay fan old irish cottage
  10/09/14
...
orchid party of the first part area
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
Copper hyperventilating athletic conference
  10/09/14
...
mint brunch macaca
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
hateful stage
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
Odious public bath international law enforcement agency
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
angry confused crotch cruise ship
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
fishy set idiot
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
bistre bossy pozpig
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
Copper hyperventilating athletic conference
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
bespoke primrose point depressive
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
claret naked sanctuary
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
Adventurous reading party
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
orchid party of the first part area
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
claret naked sanctuary
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
soul-stirring pocket flask
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
irradiated boistinker base
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
comical idea he suggested
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
medicated sweet tailpipe
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
Adventurous reading party
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
hateful stage
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
soggy razzmatazz masturbator
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
hateful stage
  10/09/14
...
cerebral black lodge keepsake machete
  10/10/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/09/14
...
pearl mind-boggling coldplay fan old irish cottage
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Sable indirect expression
  10/09/14
...
magical flushed property
  10/09/14
...
Gold charismatic meetinghouse laser beams
  10/12/14
1800000000
Crimson Passionate Center
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
canary glittery fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
magical flushed property
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
Copper hyperventilating athletic conference
  10/09/14
...
bateful french chef striped hyena
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
canary glittery fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
Loling hard
orchid party of the first part area
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
Adventurous reading party
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Nighttime blood rage
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
Salmon ladyboy locale
  10/09/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
comical idea he suggested
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
bistre bossy pozpig
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
canary glittery fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
fuckk me
bistre bossy pozpig
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
canary glittery fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
ultramarine preventive strike
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
hateful stage
  10/09/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
indecent 180 parlour
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
pearl mind-boggling coldplay fan old irish cottage
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
big-titted national
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Chartreuse theater
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Nighttime blood rage
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
Copper hyperventilating athletic conference
  10/09/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
rough-skinned candlestick maker
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
ultramarine preventive strike
  10/09/14
...
ultramarine preventive strike
  10/10/14
...
chrome ticket booth mexican
  10/09/14
i could see it
canary glittery fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Self-absorbed mahogany business firm partner
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/09/14
...
bateful french chef striped hyena
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
Wonderful market
  06/27/16
...
charcoal pervert son of senegal
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
hateful stage
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
Insecure Shimmering Indian Lodge
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Concupiscible Crawly Place Of Business Internal Respiration
  10/10/14
WTF?
topaz supple field clown
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
bistre bossy pozpig
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
topaz supple field clown
  10/10/14
...
canary glittery fortuitous meteor
  10/10/14
120
Crimson Passionate Center
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Chartreuse theater
  10/10/14
...
orchid party of the first part area
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
Adventurous reading party
  10/10/14
...
hateful stage
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Sable indirect expression
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
bespoke primrose point depressive
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
Adventurous reading party
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
bespoke primrose point depressive
  10/10/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
buff legal warrant associate
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
bistre bossy pozpig
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
angry confused crotch cruise ship
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
garnet aphrodisiac immigrant legend
  10/10/14
...
citrine pit
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
embarrassed to the bone spruce useless brakes orchestra pit
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
canary glittery fortuitous meteor
  10/10/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/10/14
...
orchid party of the first part area
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
bronze blathering yarmulke location
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
canary glittery fortuitous meteor
  10/10/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
orchid party of the first part area
  10/10/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
Honey-headed scourge upon the earth fat ankles
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
bespoke primrose point depressive
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
Opaque buck-toothed space affirmative action
  10/10/14
180
Amber shrine
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
Nudist Floppy Chapel Philosopher-king
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
bateful french chef striped hyena
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
indecent 180 parlour
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
Opaque buck-toothed space affirmative action
  10/10/14
...
bateful french chef striped hyena
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Emerald Greedy Casino Deer Antler
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
Copper hyperventilating athletic conference
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/10/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/10/14
...
bateful french chef striped hyena
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
embarrassed to the bone spruce useless brakes orchestra pit
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
bistre bossy pozpig
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
gay ape potus
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
Electric geriatric senate death wish
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
bistre bossy pozpig
  10/11/14
omg
indecent 180 parlour
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Sooty new version
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Jade splenetic library
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
charcoal pervert son of senegal
  10/11/14
...
canary glittery fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
...
Jade splenetic library
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
Trip cruel-hearted boltzmann theatre
  10/11/14
...
bateful french chef striped hyena
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
Snowy locus goal in life
  10/18/14
...
thriller institution half-breed
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
contagious roommate skinny woman
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
beady-eyed forum
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
...
razzle translucent plaza corn cake
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
vibrant puppy
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Jade splenetic library
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
indecent 180 parlour
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
vibrant puppy
  10/11/14
...
ultramarine preventive strike
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
Pink Marvelous House
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
bespoke primrose point depressive
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
...
bright tripping famous landscape painting
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
...
citrine pit
  10/11/14
...
bateful french chef striped hyena
  10/11/14
...
Pink Marvelous House
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
razzle translucent plaza corn cake
  10/27/14
lmfao
flesh private investor
  10/11/14
amazing
White motley whorehouse
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
orchid party of the first part area
  10/11/14
180
Copper hyperventilating athletic conference
  10/11/14
...
cerebral black lodge keepsake machete
  10/11/14
...
bateful french chef striped hyena
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
razzle translucent plaza corn cake
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Exciting Tanning Salon Dysfunction
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
contagious roommate skinny woman
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Jade splenetic library
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
Pink Marvelous House
  10/11/14
Seriously.
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
beady-eyed forum
  10/11/14
...
Trip cruel-hearted boltzmann theatre
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
unhinged apoplectic rigor
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
Purple cracking karate
  03/28/16
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
...
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
fear-inspiring chad antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
...
diverse khaki persian
  10/11/14
...
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/11/14
plz poast
mauve cheese-eating background story
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
diverse khaki persian
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Nighttime blood rage
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
Lascivious avocado windowlicker goyim
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
irradiated boistinker base
  10/11/14
For the love of god
orchid party of the first part area
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Pink Marvelous House
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
irradiated boistinker base
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
bistre bossy pozpig
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
bespoke primrose point depressive
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
lilac gay wizard lay
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
unholy multi-colored brethren theater stage
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
ultramarine preventive strike
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Nighttime blood rage
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Sable indirect expression
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
orchid party of the first part area
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
citrine pit
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
lol 180
Pink Marvelous House
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
Lascivious avocado windowlicker goyim
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
...
heady nowag hall
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Sable indirect expression
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
Shivering den becky
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
Pungent swollen love of her life temple
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
Pungent swollen love of her life temple
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Razzle-dazzle Stag Film Liquid Oxygen
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
awkward degenerate
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Sable indirect expression
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Crimson Passionate Center
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
indecent 180 parlour
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
awkward degenerate
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
arousing home police squad
  10/11/14
keeping it real
Shivering den becky
  10/11/14
...
Nighttime blood rage
  10/11/14
cr
Exhilarant principal's office
  10/11/14
Amen.
slap-happy iridescent kitchen
  10/11/14
lol cr
Maniacal submissive range newt
  10/11/14
...
fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs
  10/11/14
...
Pink Marvelous House
  10/11/14
...
bateful french chef striped hyena
  10/11/14
...
razzle translucent plaza corn cake
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
irradiated boistinker base
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
magical flushed property
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
irradiated boistinker base
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
indecent 180 parlour
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
irradiated boistinker base
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
indecent 180 parlour
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
irradiated boistinker base
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
magical flushed property
  10/11/14
180
Turquoise address prole
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
irradiated boistinker base
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
sienna circlehead
  10/11/14
...
magical flushed property
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
Lascivious avocado windowlicker goyim
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
magical flushed property
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
irradiated boistinker base
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
orchid party of the first part area
  10/11/14
...
Sable indirect expression
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Crimson Passionate Center
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
ultramarine preventive strike
  10/11/14
lol
Peach trailer park
  10/11/14
underrated
claret naked sanctuary
  10/11/14
...
nursing home coffee pot
  10/12/14
...
razzle translucent plaza corn cake
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Odious public bath international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
...
orchid party of the first part area
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Odious public bath international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Odious public bath international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
...
razzle translucent plaza corn cake
  10/27/14
lol
Cerise native codepig
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
charcoal pervert son of senegal
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
henna halford elastic band
  10/11/14
...
Harsh stead round eye
  10/11/14
180
lilac gay wizard lay
  10/11/14
180
Razzle-dazzle Stag Film Liquid Oxygen
  10/11/14
180
Pink Marvelous House
  10/11/14
...
fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
disturbing menage
  10/11/14
...
Maize Turdskin
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
Pink Marvelous House
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
pearly sneaky criminal stage
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
bistre bossy pozpig
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
Lascivious avocado windowlicker goyim
  10/11/14
...
canary glittery fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
180
lilac gay wizard lay
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
Lascivious avocado windowlicker goyim
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
Lascivious avocado windowlicker goyim
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
soul-stirring pocket flask
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
Abode
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Sable indirect expression
  10/11/14
...
bespoke primrose point depressive
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
...
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/11/14
...
razzle translucent plaza corn cake
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
Go on...
razzle translucent plaza corn cake
  10/27/14
...
soul-stirring pocket flask
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
bespoke primrose point depressive
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
olive gaping
  10/11/14
...
bespoke primrose point depressive
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
Abode
  10/11/14
Yessir.
olive gaping
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
ultramarine preventive strike
  10/11/14
...
Trip cruel-hearted boltzmann theatre
  10/11/14
...
bateful french chef striped hyena
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
Slippery Crystalline Trust Fund
  10/12/14
...
razzle translucent plaza corn cake
  10/27/14
...
nursing home coffee pot
  10/12/14
...
razzle translucent plaza corn cake
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Sooty new version
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
Abode
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Pink Marvelous House
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
razzle translucent plaza corn cake
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Razzle-dazzle Stag Film Liquid Oxygen
  10/11/14
...
Bearded Regret Really Tough Guy
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
Drab hunting ground doctorate
  10/11/14
...
Bearded Regret Really Tough Guy
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/11/14
...
canary glittery fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Metal excitant garrison
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
contagious roommate skinny woman
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Sooty new version
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
bistre bossy pozpig
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Pink Marvelous House
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
soul-stirring pocket flask
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Sable indirect expression
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
...
violent laughsome trump supporter
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
Vermilion step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
fear-inspiring chad antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
fear-inspiring chad antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
bistre bossy pozpig
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
balding cuck state
  10/11/14
...
Chartreuse theater
  10/11/14
...
bateful french chef striped hyena
  10/11/14
Oh my
bespoke primrose point depressive
  10/11/14
omg
dull bull headed office kitty
  10/11/14
...
erotic filthpig
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Pink Marvelous House
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
Lascivious avocado windowlicker goyim
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
bespoke primrose point depressive
  10/11/14
...
bateful french chef striped hyena
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
Copper hyperventilating athletic conference
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
dull bull headed office kitty
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
Sadistic maroon therapy digit ratio
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
Slate
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
Opaque buck-toothed space affirmative action
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
balding cuck state
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
bat-shit-crazy transparent friendly grandma
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
gay ape potus
  10/11/14
...
Odious public bath international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
...
Gold charismatic meetinghouse laser beams
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Nudist Floppy Chapel Philosopher-king
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
abusive lake mad cow disease
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
...
fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
big school cafeteria
  10/11/14
wtf
umber faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
brilliant
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
gay ape potus
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
brilliant
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
henna halford elastic band
  10/11/14
...
Pink Marvelous House
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
Pink Marvelous House
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
Opaque buck-toothed space affirmative action
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
Abode
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
Amber shrine
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
Abode
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
gay ape potus
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
Sadistic maroon therapy digit ratio
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
Abode
  10/11/14
...
Pink Marvelous House
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
soul-stirring pocket flask
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
Sadistic maroon therapy digit ratio
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
...
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
henna halford elastic band
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
...
Pink Marvelous House
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
Low-t yapping kitty cat
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
Startled Stubborn Twinkling Uncleanness
  11/21/15
...
olive gaping
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
gtfo
Nighttime blood rage
  10/12/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
jet
  10/11/14
Holy shit
contagious roommate skinny woman
  10/11/14
?
soggy razzmatazz masturbator
  10/11/14
...
genital piercing
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
idiotic
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Crimson Passionate Center
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
idiotic
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
dull bull headed office kitty
  10/11/14
...
genital piercing
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
Alcoholic Electric Furnace Wrinkle
  10/11/14
lol
Pink Marvelous House
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs
  10/12/14
180
Clear
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
bistre bossy pozpig
  10/11/14
120
deep school nibblets
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
bespoke primrose point depressive
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Sable indirect expression
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
Mood
  10/12/14
...
Jade splenetic library
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
rough-skinned candlestick maker
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
magical flushed property
  10/12/14
...
fear-inspiring chad antidepressant drug
  12/06/14
...
Jade splenetic library
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
glassy jewess headpube
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
carmine stock car
  10/12/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
bistre bossy pozpig
  10/12/14
Well!?
Metal excitant garrison
  10/12/14
...
Jade splenetic library
  10/12/14
plz respond
magical flushed property
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
bearded milk knife
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
Trip cruel-hearted boltzmann theatre
  10/12/14
Well?
Nudist Floppy Chapel Philosopher-king
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
coiffed aqua haunted graveyard
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
soggy razzmatazz masturbator
  10/12/14
180000000
lilac gay wizard lay
  10/12/14
??
topaz supple field clown
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
bateful french chef striped hyena
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
Adventurous reading party
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
drunken cuckoldry
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
Copper hyperventilating athletic conference
  10/12/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/12/14
K, ty.
Copper hyperventilating athletic conference
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
Adventurous reading party
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
Copper hyperventilating athletic conference
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
bistre bossy pozpig
  10/12/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/12/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Nighttime blood rage
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
soggy razzmatazz masturbator
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
Adventurous reading party
  10/12/14
...
bespoke primrose point depressive
  10/12/14
...
bat-shit-crazy transparent friendly grandma
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
olive gaping
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Shivering den becky
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
rough-skinned candlestick maker
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
irradiated boistinker base
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Crimson Passionate Center
  10/12/14
please continue
nursing home coffee pot
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
magical flushed property
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
olive gaping
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
cobalt
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
Adventurous reading party
  10/12/14
...
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
indecent 180 parlour
  10/12/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
sapphire haunting travel guidebook
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
bistre bossy pozpig
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
sapphire haunting travel guidebook
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
bistre bossy pozpig
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
vibrant puppy
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
cobalt
  10/12/14
ty
ultramarine preventive strike
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
cobalt
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
sapphire haunting travel guidebook
  10/12/14
And scene.
fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs
  10/12/14
nigger
ultramarine preventive strike
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
sapphire haunting travel guidebook
  10/12/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/12/14
...
Pungent swollen love of her life temple
  10/12/14
...
fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
Adventurous reading party
  10/12/14
...
gay ape potus
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
irradiated boistinker base
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
sandwich
  10/12/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/12/14
Post 600!
Adventurous reading party
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
chestnut psychic
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
umber faggot firefighter
  10/12/14
You don't?
boyish silver multi-billionaire
  10/12/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
bistre bossy pozpig
  10/12/14
...
olive gaping
  10/12/14
wtf
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Odious public bath international law enforcement agency
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Odious public bath international law enforcement agency
  10/12/14
...
Mood
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Exciting Tanning Salon Dysfunction
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Odious public bath international law enforcement agency
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
Sadistic maroon therapy digit ratio
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Odious public bath international law enforcement agency
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Exciting Tanning Salon Dysfunction
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
indecent 180 parlour
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
canary glittery fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
angry confused crotch cruise ship
  10/12/14
...
pearly sneaky criminal stage
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
comical idea he suggested
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
ultramarine preventive strike
  10/12/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/12/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
Low-t yapping kitty cat
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
abusive lake mad cow disease
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
Lascivious avocado windowlicker goyim
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
cobalt
  10/12/14
...
Startled Stubborn Twinkling Uncleanness
  11/21/15
...
Brindle
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
charcoal pervert son of senegal
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
bateful french chef striped hyena
  10/13/14
180, ty.
Copper hyperventilating athletic conference
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
doobsian faggotry
  10/12/14
180
Irate Rigpig
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
Sinister marketing idea
  10/31/16
...
Startled Stubborn Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
indigo massive
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
autistic dragon
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Maize Turdskin
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
Sadistic maroon therapy digit ratio
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
angry confused crotch cruise ship
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Snowy locus goal in life
  10/18/14
...
Startled Stubborn Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Nudist Floppy Chapel Philosopher-king
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Nighttime blood rage
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Gold charismatic meetinghouse laser beams
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
henna halford elastic band
  10/13/14
?
Gold charismatic meetinghouse laser beams
  10/13/14
...
Adventurous reading party
  10/27/14
...
cobalt
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Sable indirect expression
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
Opaque buck-toothed space affirmative action
  12/06/14
...
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  04/07/15
...
Maize Turdskin
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
Violent
  04/22/15
...
topaz supple field clown
  05/17/15
...
sick cumskin
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Sable indirect expression
  08/18/15
update?
navy ceo pisswyrm
  10/06/15
...
Dun toaster
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
cobalt
  10/11/15
...
dull bull headed office kitty
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
grizzly national security agency
  10/12/15
bump
soggy razzmatazz masturbator
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
red wagecucks
  11/25/15
...
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  12/27/15
...
sick cumskin
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
Hideous weed whacker
  03/10/16
...
vigorous cream resort
  03/28/16
...
chocolate station quadroon
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
High-end tank
  06/27/16
...
Gold charismatic meetinghouse laser beams
  08/21/16
...
green cuckold
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  08/22/16
...
scarlet jet-lagged
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
jap
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
ivory main people
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
jap
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
scarlet jet-lagged
  09/13/16
...
razzle translucent plaza corn cake
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
scarlet jet-lagged
  09/13/16
Game of ""
rambunctious people who are hurt
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
scarlet jet-lagged
  09/13/16
...
Mustard Jew
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
green cuckold
  09/13/16
...
Dun toaster
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
spectacular insane giraffe voyeur
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
angry confused crotch cruise ship
  10/31/16
:-)
cordovan water buffalo
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
cordovan water buffalo
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
flatulent queen of the night
  10/31/16
...
Startled Stubborn Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/09/18
...
pearly sneaky criminal stage
  11/21/16
...
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  01/10/17
...
sexy startling mediation
  02/04/17
...
pearly sneaky criminal stage
  02/04/17
...
cordovan water buffalo
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
carnelian roast beef organic girlfriend
  02/04/17
...
cordovan water buffalo
  02/04/17
...
cordovan water buffalo
  02/04/17
...
flatulent queen of the night
  02/05/17
...
cordovan water buffalo
  02/08/17
...
beta puce juggernaut
  06/28/17
...
Zippy foreskin
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
obsidian messiness
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
hominid
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
carnelian roast beef organic girlfriend
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Sooty new version
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
kink-friendly mental disorder
  12/18/17
...
wine community account
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
Yellow offensive alpha
  01/06/18
...
Mustard Jew
  02/06/18
...
White motley whorehouse
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
flatulent queen of the night
  10/06/18
4 year bump
obsidian messiness
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
ruddy generalized bond
  10/09/18
...
curious elite lettuce shitlib
  10/17/18
...
impressive
  05/19/19
...
thriller institution half-breed
  05/19/19
...
Sadistic maroon therapy digit ratio
  10/14/19
...
Internet-worthy Plum Stain
  05/05/20
...
mildly autistic
  06/28/20
...
Pale Fanboi
  06/29/20
...
Sadistic maroon therapy digit ratio
  07/10/20
...
fighting brass hospital
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
magenta
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
light painfully honest sex offender incel
  10/10/20
TITCR
Well-lubricated
  02/17/21
...
ruddy generalized bond
  10/08/21
...
Burgundy aggressive
  02/17/21
...
Sadistic maroon therapy digit ratio
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
fishy set idiot
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
feces
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
feces
  10/11/21
...
ruddy generalized bond
  10/07/22
...
rebellious double fault
  12/02/21
...
rose toilet seat
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
Ungodly Mad-dog Skullcap
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
jap
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
Lemon hissy fit
  10/10/22
...
rebellious double fault
  10/10/22
...
frisky bbw
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
rebellious double fault
  11/23/22
...
violent laughsome trump supporter
  05/06/23
...
demanding
  05/06/23
Time flies
french blue
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
grizzly national security agency
  05/06/23
...
rose toilet seat
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
Ungodly Mad-dog Skullcap
  10/09/23
...
chocolate station quadroon
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
saffron
  10/09/23
...
flatulent queen of the night
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Amethyst disgusting
  10/20/23
...
flatulent queen of the night
  10/20/23
...
cordovan water buffalo
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
pea-brained seedy
  10/20/23
...
rebellious double fault
  10/20/23
...
ruddy generalized bond
  10/20/23
...
Misunderstood deranged
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
Milky
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
bistre bossy pozpig
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
violent laughsome trump supporter
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
Brindle
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
feces
  10/13/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: bistre bossy pozpig

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Copper hyperventilating athletic conference



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stag Film Liquid Oxygen



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: hateful stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: sticky black woman hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Galvanic overrated gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Provocative Bat Shit Crazy Site Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: bistre bossy pozpig

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stag Film Liquid Oxygen

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: bistre bossy pozpig

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: bistre bossy pozpig

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Fragrant volcanic crater

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: vivacious walnut telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Galvanic overrated gas station

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: vivacious walnut telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Pink Marvelous House

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: spectacular insane giraffe voyeur

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Fragrant volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: mint brunch macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: razzle translucent plaza corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: topaz supple field clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Sable indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Crusty twisted ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Costumed dog poop



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Snowy locus goal in life

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: ultramarine preventive strike

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: chocolate station quadroon

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: hairraiser mentally impaired pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: razzle translucent plaza corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: indecent 180 parlour

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Stimulating azn church building

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: canary glittery fortuitous meteor

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Stimulating azn church building

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: titillating chest-beating university mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Ocher piazza gaming laptop

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: pearly sneaky criminal stage

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: appetizing spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Racy sickened church dingle berry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: deep school nibblets

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stag Film Liquid Oxygen

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: razzle translucent plaza corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: bateful french chef striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: bespoke primrose point depressive

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: learning disabled bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Fragrant volcanic crater

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: flesh private investor

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Lascivious avocado windowlicker goyim

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: bistre bossy pozpig

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: garnet aphrodisiac immigrant legend

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Pink Marvelous House

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: fuchsia swashbuckling rehab factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: cerebral black lodge keepsake machete

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: boyish silver multi-billionaire

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: garnet aphrodisiac immigrant legend

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Pink Marvelous House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Purple cracking karate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: curious elite lettuce shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: mint brunch macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stag Film Liquid Oxygen

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: cerebral black lodge keepsake machete

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Copper hyperventilating athletic conference

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Pink Marvelous House

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: canary glittery fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: bright tripping famous landscape painting

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Aromatic Ruby Dilemma

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Maniacal submissive range newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: fighting brass hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Opaque buck-toothed space affirmative action

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: ultramarine preventive strike

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: ultramarine preventive strike

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Dark bonkers box office dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: canary glittery fortuitous meteor

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: bearded milk knife

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: canary glittery fortuitous meteor

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Chartreuse theater

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: angry confused crotch cruise ship

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: big school cafeteria

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: onyx tattoo corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: chrome ticket booth mexican

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: canary glittery fortuitous meteor

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: bateful french chef striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: learning disabled bawdyhouse

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: learning disabled bawdyhouse

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: chrome ticket booth mexican

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: cerebral black lodge keepsake machete

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Sable indirect expression

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Sable indirect expression

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Nighttime blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: hateful stage

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: hateful stage

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: razzle translucent plaza corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: hateful stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Stirring Rusted Heaven Patrolman

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: bistre bossy pozpig

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Copper hyperventilating athletic conference

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: canary glittery fortuitous meteor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: topaz supple field clown

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Metal excitant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: orchid party of the first part area

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: chrome ticket booth mexican

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Pink Marvelous House

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: rough-skinned candlestick maker

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: bateful french chef striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: lavender dashing crackhouse

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: mint brunch macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Sepia sound barrier

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: histrionic personal credit line selfie

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Sable indirect expression

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Talented lime boiling water

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: vigorous cream resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: pearl mind-boggling coldplay fan old irish cottage

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: bistre bossy pozpig

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: soggy razzmatazz masturbator

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: pearl mind-boggling coldplay fan old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: razzle translucent plaza corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Pink Marvelous House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: claret naked sanctuary

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: violent laughsome trump supporter

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: ultramarine preventive strike

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: orchid party of the first part area

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: pearl mind-boggling coldplay fan old irish cottage

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: orchid party of the first part area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Copper hyperventilating athletic conference

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: mint brunch macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: hateful stage

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Odious public bath international law enforcement agency

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: angry confused crotch cruise ship

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: fishy set idiot

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: bistre bossy pozpig

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Copper hyperventilating athletic conference

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: bespoke primrose point depressive

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: claret naked sanctuary

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: orchid party of the first part area

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: claret naked sanctuary

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring pocket flask

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: irradiated boistinker base

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: comical idea he suggested

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: medicated sweet tailpipe

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: hateful stage

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: soggy razzmatazz masturbator

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: hateful stage

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: cerebral black lodge keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: pearl mind-boggling coldplay fan old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Sable indirect expression

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: magical flushed property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Gold charismatic meetinghouse laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Crimson Passionate Center

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: canary glittery fortuitous meteor

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: magical flushed property

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Copper hyperventilating athletic conference

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: bateful french chef striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: canary glittery fortuitous meteor

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: orchid party of the first part area

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Nighttime blood rage

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Salmon ladyboy locale

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: comical idea he suggested

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: bistre bossy pozpig

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: canary glittery fortuitous meteor

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: bistre bossy pozpig

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: canary glittery fortuitous meteor

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: ultramarine preventive strike

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: hateful stage

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: indecent 180 parlour

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: pearl mind-boggling coldplay fan old irish cottage

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: big-titted national

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Chartreuse theater

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Nighttime blood rage

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Copper hyperventilating athletic conference

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: rough-skinned candlestick maker

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: ultramarine preventive strike

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: ultramarine preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: chrome ticket booth mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: canary glittery fortuitous meteor

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Self-absorbed mahogany business firm partner

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: bateful french chef striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Wonderful market

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: charcoal pervert son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: hateful stage

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Insecure Shimmering Indian Lodge

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Concupiscible Crawly Place Of Business Internal Respiration

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: topaz supple field clown

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: bistre bossy pozpig

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: topaz supple field clown

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: canary glittery fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Crimson Passionate Center

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Chartreuse theater

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: orchid party of the first part area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Adventurous reading party

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: hateful stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Sable indirect expression

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: bespoke primrose point depressive

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: bespoke primrose point depressive

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: buff legal warrant associate

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: bistre bossy pozpig

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: angry confused crotch cruise ship

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: garnet aphrodisiac immigrant legend

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: citrine pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone spruce useless brakes orchestra pit

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: canary glittery fortuitous meteor

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: orchid party of the first part area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: bronze blathering yarmulke location

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: canary glittery fortuitous meteor

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: orchid party of the first part area

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Honey-headed scourge upon the earth fat ankles

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: bespoke primrose point depressive

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Opaque buck-toothed space affirmative action

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Amber shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Nudist Floppy Chapel Philosopher-king

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: bateful french chef striped hyena

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: indecent 180 parlour

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Opaque buck-toothed space affirmative action

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: bateful french chef striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Emerald Greedy Casino Deer Antler

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Copper hyperventilating athletic conference

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: bateful french chef striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone spruce useless brakes orchestra pit

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: bistre bossy pozpig

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: gay ape potus

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Electric geriatric senate death wish

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: bistre bossy pozpig

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: indecent 180 parlour

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Sooty new version

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Jade splenetic library

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: charcoal pervert son of senegal

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: canary glittery fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Jade splenetic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Trip cruel-hearted boltzmann theatre

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: bateful french chef striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Snowy locus goal in life

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: thriller institution half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: contagious roommate skinny woman

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: beady-eyed forum

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: razzle translucent plaza corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: vibrant puppy

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Jade splenetic library

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: indecent 180 parlour

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: vibrant puppy

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: ultramarine preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Pink Marvelous House

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: bespoke primrose point depressive

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: bright tripping famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Adventurous reading party

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: citrine pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: bateful french chef striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Pink Marvelous House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: razzle translucent plaza corn cake

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: flesh private investor

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: White motley whorehouse

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: orchid party of the first part area

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Copper hyperventilating athletic conference

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: cerebral black lodge keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: bateful french chef striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: razzle translucent plaza corn cake

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Exciting Tanning Salon Dysfunction

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: contagious roommate skinny woman

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Jade splenetic library

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Pink Marvelous House

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Adventurous reading party

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: beady-eyed forum

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Trip cruel-hearted boltzmann theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: unhinged apoplectic rigor

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Purple cracking karate

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: fear-inspiring chad antidepressant drug

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: diverse khaki persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: mauve cheese-eating background story

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: diverse khaki persian

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Nighttime blood rage

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Adventurous reading party

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Lascivious avocado windowlicker goyim

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: irradiated boistinker base

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: orchid party of the first part area

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Pink Marvelous House

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: irradiated boistinker base

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: bistre bossy pozpig

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: bespoke primrose point depressive

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: lilac gay wizard lay

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: unholy multi-colored brethren theater stage

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: ultramarine preventive strike

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Nighttime blood rage

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Sable indirect expression

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: orchid party of the first part area

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: citrine pit

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Pink Marvelous House

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Lascivious avocado windowlicker goyim

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Adventurous reading party

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: heady nowag hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Sable indirect expression

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Shivering den becky

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Pungent swollen love of her life temple

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Pungent swollen love of her life temple

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stag Film Liquid Oxygen

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: awkward degenerate

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Sable indirect expression

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Crimson Passionate Center

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: indecent 180 parlour

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: awkward degenerate

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: arousing home police squad

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Shivering den becky

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Nighttime blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Exhilarant principal's office

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: slap-happy iridescent kitchen

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Maniacal submissive range newt

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Pink Marvelous House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: bateful french chef striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: razzle translucent plaza corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: irradiated boistinker base

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: magical flushed property

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: irradiated boistinker base

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: indecent 180 parlour

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: irradiated boistinker base

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: indecent 180 parlour

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: irradiated boistinker base

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: magical flushed property

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Turquoise address prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: irradiated boistinker base

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: sienna circlehead

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: magical flushed property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Lascivious avocado windowlicker goyim

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: magical flushed property

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: irradiated boistinker base

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: orchid party of the first part area

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Sable indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Crimson Passionate Center

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: ultramarine preventive strike

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Peach trailer park

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: claret naked sanctuary

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author:  nursing home coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: razzle translucent plaza corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Odious public bath international law enforcement agency

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: orchid party of the first part area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Odious public bath international law enforcement agency

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Odious public bath international law enforcement agency

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: razzle translucent plaza corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Cerise native codepig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: charcoal pervert son of senegal

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: henna halford elastic band

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: Harsh stead round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: lilac gay wizard lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stag Film Liquid Oxygen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Pink Marvelous House

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: disturbing menage

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author:  Maize Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Pink Marvelous House

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: pearly sneaky criminal stage

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: bistre bossy pozpig

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Lascivious avocado windowlicker goyim

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: canary glittery fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: lilac gay wizard lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Lascivious avocado windowlicker goyim

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Lascivious avocado windowlicker goyim

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring pocket flask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author:  Abode

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Sable indirect expression

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: bespoke primrose point depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: razzle translucent plaza corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: razzle translucent plaza corn cake

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: bespoke primrose point depressive

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: olive gaping

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: bespoke primrose point depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author:  Abode

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: olive gaping

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: ultramarine preventive strike

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Trip cruel-hearted boltzmann theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: bateful french chef striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: Slippery Crystalline Trust Fund

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: razzle translucent plaza corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author:  nursing home coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: razzle translucent plaza corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Sooty new version

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author:  Abode

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Pink Marvelous House

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: razzle translucent plaza corn cake

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stag Film Liquid Oxygen

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Bearded Regret Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: Drab hunting ground doctorate

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Bearded Regret Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: canary glittery fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Metal excitant garrison

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: contagious roommate skinny woman

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Sooty new version

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: bistre bossy pozpig

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Pink Marvelous House

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring pocket flask

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Sable indirect expression

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: violent laughsome trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Vermilion step-uncle's house

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: fear-inspiring chad antidepressant drug

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: fear-inspiring chad antidepressant drug

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: bistre bossy pozpig

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author:  balding cuck state

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Chartreuse theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: bateful french chef striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: bespoke primrose point depressive

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: dull bull headed office kitty

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: erotic filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Pink Marvelous House

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Lascivious avocado windowlicker goyim

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: bespoke primrose point depressive

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: bateful french chef striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Copper hyperventilating athletic conference

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: dull bull headed office kitty

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Sadistic maroon therapy digit ratio

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: Slate

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Opaque buck-toothed space affirmative action

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author:  balding cuck state

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy transparent friendly grandma

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: gay ape potus

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Odious public bath international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Gold charismatic meetinghouse laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Nudist Floppy Chapel Philosopher-king

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: abusive lake mad cow disease

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: big school cafeteria

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author:  umber faggot firefighter

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author:  brilliant

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: gay ape potus

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author:  brilliant

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: henna halford elastic band

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Pink Marvelous House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Pink Marvelous House

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Opaque buck-toothed space affirmative action

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author:  Abode

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Amber shrine

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author:  Abode

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: gay ape potus

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Sadistic maroon therapy digit ratio

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author:  Abode

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Pink Marvelous House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring pocket flask

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: Sadistic maroon therapy digit ratio

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: henna halford elastic band

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Pink Marvelous House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: Low-t yapping kitty cat

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Startled Stubborn Twinkling Uncleanness

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: olive gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Nighttime blood rage

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: jet

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: contagious roommate skinny woman

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: soggy razzmatazz masturbator

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: idiotic

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Crimson Passionate Center

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: idiotic

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: dull bull headed office kitty

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Alcoholic Electric Furnace Wrinkle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Pink Marvelous House

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Clear

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: bistre bossy pozpig

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: deep school nibblets

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: bespoke primrose point depressive

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Sable indirect expression

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author:  Mood

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Jade splenetic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: rough-skinned candlestick maker

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: magical flushed property

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: fear-inspiring chad antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Jade splenetic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: glassy jewess headpube

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: carmine stock car

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: bistre bossy pozpig

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Metal excitant garrison

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Jade splenetic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: magical flushed property

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: bearded milk knife

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Trip cruel-hearted boltzmann theatre

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Nudist Floppy Chapel Philosopher-king

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: coiffed aqua haunted graveyard

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: soggy razzmatazz masturbator

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: lilac gay wizard lay

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: topaz supple field clown

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: bateful french chef striped hyena

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Adventurous reading party

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author:  drunken cuckoldry

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Copper hyperventilating athletic conference

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Copper hyperventilating athletic conference

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Adventurous reading party

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Copper hyperventilating athletic conference

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: bistre bossy pozpig

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Nighttime blood rage

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: soggy razzmatazz masturbator

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Adventurous reading party

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: bespoke primrose point depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy transparent friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: olive gaping

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Shivering den becky

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: rough-skinned candlestick maker

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: irradiated boistinker base

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Crimson Passionate Center

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author:  nursing home coffee pot

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: magical flushed property

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: olive gaping

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author:  cobalt

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: indecent 180 parlour

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: sapphire haunting travel guidebook

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: bistre bossy pozpig

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: sapphire haunting travel guidebook

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: bistre bossy pozpig

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: vibrant puppy

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  cobalt

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: ultramarine preventive strike

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author:  cobalt

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: sapphire haunting travel guidebook

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: ultramarine preventive strike

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: sapphire haunting travel guidebook

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Pungent swollen love of her life temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: gay ape potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: irradiated boistinker base

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author:  sandwich

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: chestnut psychic

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author:  umber faggot firefighter

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: boyish silver multi-billionaire

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: bistre bossy pozpig

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: olive gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Odious public bath international law enforcement agency

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Odious public bath international law enforcement agency

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author:  Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Exciting Tanning Salon Dysfunction

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Odious public bath international law enforcement agency

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Sadistic maroon therapy digit ratio

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Odious public bath international law enforcement agency

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Exciting Tanning Salon Dysfunction

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: indecent 180 parlour

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: canary glittery fortuitous meteor

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: angry confused crotch cruise ship

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: pearly sneaky criminal stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: comical idea he suggested

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: ultramarine preventive strike

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Low-t yapping kitty cat

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: abusive lake mad cow disease

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Lascivious avocado windowlicker goyim

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author:  cobalt

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Startled Stubborn Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author:  Brindle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal parlor hairy legs

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: charcoal pervert son of senegal

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: bateful french chef striped hyena

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Copper hyperventilating athletic conference

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author:  doobsian faggotry

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: Irate Rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Sinister marketing idea

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Startled Stubborn Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: indigo massive

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author:  autistic dragon

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author:  Maize Turdskin

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: Sadistic maroon therapy digit ratio

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: angry confused crotch cruise ship

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Snowy locus goal in life

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Startled Stubborn Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Nudist Floppy Chapel Philosopher-king

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Nighttime blood rage

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Gold charismatic meetinghouse laser beams

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: henna halford elastic band

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Gold charismatic meetinghouse laser beams

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author:  cobalt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Sable indirect expression

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Opaque buck-toothed space affirmative action

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author:  Maize Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Violent

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: topaz supple field clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: sick cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Sable indirect expression

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: navy ceo pisswyrm

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Dun toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author:  cobalt

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: dull bull headed office kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: grizzly national security agency

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: soggy razzmatazz masturbator

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: red wagecucks

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: sick cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: Hideous weed whacker

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: vigorous cream resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: chocolate station quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: High-end tank

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Gold charismatic meetinghouse laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: green cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: scarlet jet-lagged



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  jap

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: ivory main people

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  jap

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: scarlet jet-lagged

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: razzle translucent plaza corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: scarlet jet-lagged

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author:  rambunctious people who are hurt

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: scarlet jet-lagged

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Mustard Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: green cuckold

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: Dun toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: spectacular insane giraffe voyeur

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: angry confused crotch cruise ship

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: cordovan water buffalo

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: cordovan water buffalo

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author:  flatulent queen of the night

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Startled Stubborn Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: pearly sneaky criminal stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: sexy startling mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: pearly sneaky criminal stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: cordovan water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author:  carnelian roast beef organic girlfriend

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: cordovan water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: cordovan water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author:  flatulent queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: cordovan water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: beta puce juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Zippy foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: obsidian messiness

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author:  hominid

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author:  carnelian roast beef organic girlfriend

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Sooty new version

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: kink-friendly mental disorder

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author:  wine community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Yellow offensive alpha

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Mustard Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: White motley whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author:  flatulent queen of the night

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: obsidian messiness

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: ruddy generalized bond

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: curious elite lettuce shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: impressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: thriller institution half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Sadistic maroon therapy digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Plum Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author:  mildly autistic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Pale Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: Sadistic maroon therapy digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: fighting brass hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author:  magenta

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: light painfully honest sex offender incel

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: Well-lubricated

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: ruddy generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: Burgundy aggressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: Sadistic maroon therapy digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: fishy set idiot

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author:  feces

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author:  feces

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: ruddy generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author:  rebellious double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: rose toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  Ungodly Mad-dog Skullcap

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author:  jap

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Lemon hissy fit

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author:  rebellious double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: frisky bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author:  rebellious double fault

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: violent laughsome trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author:  demanding



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: french blue

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: grizzly national security agency

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: rose toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author:  Ungodly Mad-dog Skullcap

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: chocolate station quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: saffron

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author:  flatulent queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Amethyst disgusting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author:  flatulent queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: cordovan water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: pea-brained seedy

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  rebellious double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: ruddy generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Misunderstood deranged



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: Milky

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: bistre bossy pozpig

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: violent laughsome trump supporter

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author:  Brindle

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author:  feces

This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#49346566)