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alcoholic legend theater
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its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
chocolate haunted graveyard station
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alcoholic legend theater
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HOW much younger
Brilliant old irish cottage newt
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
chocolate haunted graveyard station
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alcoholic legend theater
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
chocolate haunted graveyard station
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alcoholic legend theater
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
electric multi-billionaire
  10/09/14
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Bisexual Sooty Stead Dopamine
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alcoholic legend theater
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
Sepia Outnumbered Rehab
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Bisexual Sooty Stead Dopamine
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
onyx seedy love of her life mood
  10/09/14
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alcoholic legend theater
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
Pontificating Awkward Blood Rage Laser Beams
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electric multi-billionaire
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Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
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Carnelian Step-uncle's House
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swashbuckling university deer antler
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Overrated Doobsian Turdskin
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cracking garrison half-breed
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hot pistol
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impertinent olive mother
  10/10/14
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supple new version
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
Excitant embarrassed to the bone resort
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
Mewling stain
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
mildly autistic space becky
  10/06/25
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Exhilarant canary field factory reset button
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swashbuckling university deer antler
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
Coral racy school cafeteria
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
bistre philosopher-king
  10/11/14
?
mauve theatre pozpig
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
bistre philosopher-king
  10/11/14
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Crimson beady-eyed wagecucks bawdyhouse
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
diverse boltzmann parlor
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At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
silver charismatic chapel boistinker
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floppy anal piazza
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lol
exciting gay wizard lay
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
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alcoholic legend theater
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brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
Brilliant old irish cottage newt
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swashbuckling university deer antler
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curious lavender place of business
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
house-broken range trump supporter
  10/09/14
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metal crystalline juggernaut black woman
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
electric multi-billionaire
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Hairless cyan hall
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
charcoal bipolar persian ceo
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
chocolate haunted graveyard station
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alcoholic legend theater
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
Heady grizzly library
  10/09/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
onyx seedy love of her life mood
  10/09/14
...
cerise electric furnace
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
Maniacal primrose potus
  10/09/14
Shrewd
Aphrodisiac Locale
  10/09/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
Heady grizzly library
  10/09/14
...
onyx seedy love of her life mood
  10/09/14
180
submissive roommate menage
  10/09/14
180
cobalt irradiated rigpig hell
  10/09/14
180^180
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/09/14
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Carnelian Step-uncle's House
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
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alcoholic legend theater
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/09/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
Brilliant old irish cottage newt
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...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
Maniacal primrose potus
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...
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
hairraiser nibblets french chef
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
onyx seedy love of her life mood
  10/09/14
...
mauve theatre pozpig
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
bearded hospital
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
pearly 180 stage
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Talented Milk Windowlicker
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Hilarious forum
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
Amethyst candlestick maker
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
Mewling stain
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
Mewling stain
  10/08/16
...
crusty sanctuary
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
mauve theatre pozpig
  10/09/14
?
contagious orchid prole
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
mauve theatre pozpig
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
white aromatic stage
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Useless citrine business firm
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
Dark Bossy Pit
  10/11/14
180
flushed ticket booth
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
galvanic main people spot
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
mauve theatre pozpig
  10/09/14
...
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
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...
curious lavender place of business
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
metal crystalline juggernaut black woman
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alcoholic legend theater
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
metal crystalline juggernaut black woman
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...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
galvanic main people spot
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alcoholic legend theater
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alcoholic legend theater
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honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
Maniacal primrose potus
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...
alcoholic legend theater
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And 10/10 xo women
cracking garrison half-breed
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
cracking garrison half-breed
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
alcoholic legend theater
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Histrionic temple
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
Cerebral Frum Public Bath
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...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
Cerebral Frum Public Bath
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...
alcoholic legend theater
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...
swashbuckling university deer antler
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...
Cerebral Frum Public Bath
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Motley greedy institution
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
chocolate haunted graveyard station
  10/09/14
lol
hairraiser nibblets french chef
  10/09/14
180
mauve theatre pozpig
  10/09/14
lmao
Overrated Doobsian Turdskin
  10/09/14
tyft
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/09/14
Lol
alcoholic legend theater
  10/09/14
...
Thirsty razzle-dazzle preventive strike corner
  10/09/14
This is good.
Light disgusting theater stage striped hyena
  10/09/14
180 billion
galvanic main people spot
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
onyx seedy love of her life mood
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
wonderful shitlib
  10/09/14
...
curious lavender place of business
  10/09/14
180 this is great
comical nighttime nursing home
  10/10/14
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Carnelian Step-uncle's House
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
duck-like indigo center sound barrier
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Big khaki lodge
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
cracking garrison half-breed
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
chest-beating bright orchestra pit
  10/09/14
...
Fuchsia fiercely-loyal masturbator toaster
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
appetizing crackhouse reading party
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
chocolate haunted graveyard station
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
sable heaven
  10/09/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
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...
appetizing crackhouse reading party
  10/09/14
...
swashbuckling university deer antler
  10/27/14
...
onyx seedy love of her life mood
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
Vermilion plaza keepsake machete
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
filthy flickering address famous landscape painting
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
Mewling stain
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
Light disgusting theater stage striped hyena
  10/09/14
titcr
appetizing crackhouse reading party
  10/09/14
...
Light disgusting theater stage striped hyena
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
hairraiser nibblets french chef
  10/09/14
...
Carnelian Step-uncle's House
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
Cerebral Frum Public Bath
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
claret property
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Useless citrine business firm
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
deep state doctorate
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
chocolate haunted graveyard station
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
hairraiser nibblets french chef
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
house-broken range trump supporter
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
Vermilion plaza keepsake machete
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
Light disgusting theater stage striped hyena
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
impertinent olive mother
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
Vermilion plaza keepsake machete
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
impertinent olive mother
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
Adventurous affirmative action senate
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
well-lubricated clown
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
Soul-stirring pisswyrm
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
odious violent gunner
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
Cerebral Frum Public Bath
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
sable heaven
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
Cerebral Frum Public Bath
  10/09/14
...
Maniacal primrose potus
  10/10/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/09/14
...
appetizing crackhouse reading party
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
cracking garrison half-breed
  10/09/14
...
Marvelous At-the-ready Faggot Firefighter Cuckold
  10/09/14
...
Vigorous Church
  10/12/14
1800000000
spectacular purple private investor mental disorder
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
mauve theatre pozpig
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Marvelous At-the-ready Faggot Firefighter Cuckold
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
hairraiser nibblets french chef
  10/09/14
...
curious lavender place of business
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
mauve theatre pozpig
  10/09/14
Loling hard
Light disgusting theater stage striped hyena
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Histrionic temple
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
Drab thriller faggotry
  10/09/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
Soul-stirring pisswyrm
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
chocolate haunted graveyard station
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
mauve theatre pozpig
  10/09/14
fuckk me
chocolate haunted graveyard station
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
mauve theatre pozpig
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
Mewling stain
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
Cerebral Frum Public Bath
  10/09/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
Coral racy school cafeteria
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
appetizing crackhouse reading party
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
boyish dilemma
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
white aromatic stage
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Histrionic temple
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
hairraiser nibblets french chef
  10/09/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
wonderful shitlib
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
Mewling stain
  10/09/14
...
Mewling stain
  10/10/14
...
galvanic main people spot
  10/09/14
i could see it
mauve theatre pozpig
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
green abnormal location
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/09/14
...
curious lavender place of business
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
provocative brunch cuck
  06/27/16
...
dashing cowardly stag film brethren
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
Cerebral Frum Public Bath
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
Saffron coffee pot selfie
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Razzmatazz circlehead
  10/10/14
WTF?
Overrated Doobsian Turdskin
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
chocolate haunted graveyard station
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
Overrated Doobsian Turdskin
  10/10/14
...
mauve theatre pozpig
  10/10/14
120
spectacular purple private investor mental disorder
  10/10/14
post the pic again
white aromatic stage
  10/10/14
...
Light disgusting theater stage striped hyena
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/10/14
...
Cerebral Frum Public Bath
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
cracking garrison half-breed
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
house-broken range trump supporter
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
alcoholic legend theater
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
house-broken range trump supporter
  10/10/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
Fragrant Wine Point
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
chocolate haunted graveyard station
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Useless citrine business firm
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Heady grizzly library
  10/10/14
...
Pea-brained abode quadroon
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Black Offensive Base Elastic Band
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
mauve theatre pozpig
  10/10/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/10/14
...
Light disgusting theater stage striped hyena
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
vibrant swollen headpube parlour
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
mauve theatre pozpig
  10/10/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
Light disgusting theater stage striped hyena
  10/10/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
Chestnut Mind-boggling Whorehouse
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
house-broken range trump supporter
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
Amethyst candlestick maker
  10/10/14
180
yellow disrespectful genital piercing codepig
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
blue geriatric twinkling uncleanness
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
curious lavender place of business
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
Coral racy school cafeteria
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
Amethyst candlestick maker
  10/10/14
...
curious lavender place of business
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
arousing house scourge upon the earth
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
hairraiser nibblets french chef
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/10/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/10/14
...
curious lavender place of business
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Black Offensive Base Elastic Band
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
chocolate haunted graveyard station
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
Iridescent Church Building Roast Beef
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
laughsome salmon meetinghouse water buffalo
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
chocolate haunted graveyard station
  10/11/14
omg
Coral racy school cafeteria
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Maize Dysfunction
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Jade passionate boiling water set
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
dashing cowardly stag film brethren
  10/11/14
...
mauve theatre pozpig
  10/11/14
...
Jade passionate boiling water set
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
Drunken Ultramarine Principal's Office Police Squad
  10/11/14
...
curious lavender place of business
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
Excitant embarrassed to the bone resort
  10/18/14
...
impressive lilac pocket flask cruise ship
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
razzle slap-happy market
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Stimulating buff mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling university deer antler
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
Costumed digit ratio
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Jade passionate boiling water set
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
Coral racy school cafeteria
  10/11/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
Costumed digit ratio
  10/11/14
...
Mewling stain
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
onyx seedy love of her life mood
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
house-broken range trump supporter
  10/11/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
...
bearded hospital
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
...
Pea-brained abode quadroon
  10/11/14
...
curious lavender place of business
  10/11/14
...
onyx seedy love of her life mood
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
swashbuckling university deer antler
  10/27/14
lmfao
Hairless cyan hall
  10/11/14
amazing
Glittery Underhanded Sweet Tailpipe
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
Light disgusting theater stage striped hyena
  10/11/14
180
hairraiser nibblets french chef
  10/11/14
...
Maniacal primrose potus
  10/11/14
...
curious lavender place of business
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
swashbuckling university deer antler
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Nudist copper indian lodge
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
razzle slap-happy market
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Jade passionate boiling water set
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
onyx seedy love of her life mood
  10/11/14
Seriously.
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Stimulating buff mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
...
Drunken Ultramarine Principal's Office Police Squad
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
topaz office death wish
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
submissive roommate menage
  03/28/16
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
...
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
unholy multi-colored chad
  10/11/14
...
concupiscible regret kitchen
  10/11/14
...
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/11/14
plz poast
crawly chartreuse box office really tough guy
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
concupiscible regret kitchen
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Histrionic temple
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
charcoal bipolar persian ceo
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
well-lubricated clown
  10/11/14
For the love of god
Light disgusting theater stage striped hyena
  10/11/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
onyx seedy love of her life mood
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
well-lubricated clown
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
chocolate haunted graveyard station
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
house-broken range trump supporter
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
Vivacious tattoo
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
Know-it-all ladyboy
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
Mewling stain
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Histrionic temple
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
cracking garrison half-breed
  10/11/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
Light disgusting theater stage striped hyena
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Pea-brained abode quadroon
  10/11/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
lol 180
onyx seedy love of her life mood
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
charcoal bipolar persian ceo
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
...
titillating maroon jap area
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
cracking garrison half-breed
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
bateful emerald native dingle berry
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
gay flirting wrinkle shrine
  10/11/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
gay flirting wrinkle shrine
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Brilliant old irish cottage newt
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Yapping Ocher National Depressive
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
cracking garrison half-breed
  10/11/14
(evan39)
spectacular purple private investor mental disorder
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
Coral racy school cafeteria
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Yapping Ocher National Depressive
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
dull site
  10/11/14
keeping it real
bateful emerald native dingle berry
  10/11/14
...
Histrionic temple
  10/11/14
cr
coiffed trip background story generalized bond
  10/11/14
Amen.
Dead home
  10/11/14
lol cr
Talented Milk Windowlicker
  10/11/14
...
impertinent olive mother
  10/11/14
...
onyx seedy love of her life mood
  10/11/14
...
curious lavender place of business
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling university deer antler
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
well-lubricated clown
  10/11/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Marvelous At-the-ready Faggot Firefighter Cuckold
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
well-lubricated clown
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
Coral racy school cafeteria
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
well-lubricated clown
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
Coral racy school cafeteria
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
well-lubricated clown
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Marvelous At-the-ready Faggot Firefighter Cuckold
  10/11/14
180
Angry big-titted tanning salon
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
well-lubricated clown
  10/11/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
Very tactful startled dragon
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous At-the-ready Faggot Firefighter Cuckold
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
charcoal bipolar persian ceo
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Marvelous At-the-ready Faggot Firefighter Cuckold
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
well-lubricated clown
  10/11/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
Light disgusting theater stage striped hyena
  10/11/14
...
cracking garrison half-breed
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
spectacular purple private investor mental disorder
  10/11/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
Mewling stain
  10/11/14
lol
hideous fortuitous meteor volcanic crater
  10/11/14
underrated
Vermilion plaza keepsake machete
  10/11/14
...
Mahogany Jew Den
  10/12/14
...
swashbuckling university deer antler
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
claret property
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
...
Light disgusting theater stage striped hyena
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
claret property
  10/11/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
claret property
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling university deer antler
  10/27/14
lol
buck-toothed rambunctious gas station
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
dashing cowardly stag film brethren
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
Pungent school travel guidebook
  10/11/14
...
lake foreskin community account
  10/11/14
180
Vivacious tattoo
  10/11/14
180
Brilliant old irish cottage newt
  10/11/14
180
onyx seedy love of her life mood
  10/11/14
...
impertinent olive mother
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Sick ivory people who are hurt
  10/11/14
...
Territorial Jet Ape Locus
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
onyx seedy love of her life mood
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
silver charismatic chapel boistinker
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
chocolate haunted graveyard station
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
charcoal bipolar persian ceo
  10/11/14
...
mauve theatre pozpig
  10/11/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
180
Vivacious tattoo
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
charcoal bipolar persian ceo
  10/11/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
charcoal bipolar persian ceo
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
Adventurous affirmative action senate
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
gaped godawful
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
cracking garrison half-breed
  10/11/14
...
house-broken range trump supporter
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
...
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling university deer antler
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
Go on...
swashbuckling university deer antler
  10/27/14
...
Adventurous affirmative action senate
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
house-broken range trump supporter
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
Bronze messiness
  10/11/14
...
house-broken range trump supporter
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
gaped godawful
  10/11/14
Yessir.
Bronze messiness
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
Mewling stain
  10/11/14
...
Drunken Ultramarine Principal's Office Police Squad
  10/11/14
...
curious lavender place of business
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
gold
  10/12/14
...
swashbuckling university deer antler
  10/27/14
...
Mahogany Jew Den
  10/12/14
...
swashbuckling university deer antler
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/11/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Maize Dysfunction
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
impertinent olive mother
  10/11/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/11/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
gaped godawful
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
onyx seedy love of her life mood
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
swashbuckling university deer antler
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Brilliant old irish cottage newt
  10/11/14
...
sienna liquid oxygen
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
navy sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
...
sienna liquid oxygen
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/11/14
...
mauve theatre pozpig
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Thirsty razzle-dazzle preventive strike corner
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
razzle slap-happy market
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Maize Dysfunction
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
chocolate haunted graveyard station
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
onyx seedy love of her life mood
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
Adventurous affirmative action senate
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
cracking garrison half-breed
  10/11/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
...
filthy flickering address famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
peach toilet seat
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
unholy multi-colored chad
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
unholy multi-colored chad
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
chocolate haunted graveyard station
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
hairy legs
  10/11/14
...
white aromatic stage
  10/11/14
...
curious lavender place of business
  10/11/14
Oh my
house-broken range trump supporter
  10/11/14
omg
Jet-lagged
  10/11/14
...
Magical slate fat ankles
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
onyx seedy love of her life mood
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
charcoal bipolar persian ceo
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
house-broken range trump supporter
  10/11/14
...
curious lavender place of business
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
hairraiser nibblets french chef
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
Jet-lagged
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
Domesticated Gaming Laptop
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
Poppy useless brakes
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
Amethyst candlestick maker
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
hairy legs
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
Chrome Cocky
  10/11/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
Iridescent Church Building Roast Beef
  10/11/14
...
claret property
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
...
Vigorous Church
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
blue geriatric twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
translucent
  10/11/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
...
impertinent olive mother
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
Dark Bossy Pit
  10/11/14
wtf
mischievous fanboi
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
tank cumskin
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Iridescent Church Building Roast Beef
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
tank cumskin
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
Pungent school travel guidebook
  10/11/14
...
onyx seedy love of her life mood
  10/11/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
onyx seedy love of her life mood
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
Amethyst candlestick maker
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
gaped godawful
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
yellow disrespectful genital piercing codepig
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
gaped godawful
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Iridescent Church Building Roast Beef
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
Domesticated Gaming Laptop
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
gaped godawful
  10/11/14
...
onyx seedy love of her life mood
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
Adventurous affirmative action senate
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
Domesticated Gaming Laptop
  10/11/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
...
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
Pungent school travel guidebook
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
...
onyx seedy love of her life mood
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
ruby bespoke friendly grandma sex offender
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
halford
  11/21/15
...
Bronze messiness
  10/11/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
gtfo
Histrionic temple
  10/12/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
Vengeful Antidepressant Drug
  10/11/14
Holy shit
razzle slap-happy market
  10/11/14
?
sable heaven
  10/11/14
...
Milky
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
Apoplectic irate son of senegal
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
spectacular purple private investor mental disorder
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
Apoplectic irate son of senegal
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
Jet-lagged
  10/11/14
...
Milky
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
Flesh psychic sandwich
  10/11/14
lol
onyx seedy love of her life mood
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
impertinent olive mother
  10/12/14
180
ruddy fluffy
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
chocolate haunted graveyard station
  10/11/14
120
Sticky obsidian macaca trailer park
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
house-broken range trump supporter
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
impertinent olive mother
  10/11/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
impertinent olive mother
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
cracking garrison half-breed
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
slimy orange feces
  10/12/14
...
Jade passionate boiling water set
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
wonderful shitlib
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Marvelous At-the-ready Faggot Firefighter Cuckold
  10/12/14
...
unholy multi-colored chad
  12/06/14
...
Jade passionate boiling water set
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
Federal filthpig
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
Fear-inspiring coldplay fan
  10/12/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
chocolate haunted graveyard station
  10/12/14
Well!?
Thirsty razzle-dazzle preventive strike corner
  10/12/14
...
Jade passionate boiling water set
  10/12/14
plz respond
Marvelous At-the-ready Faggot Firefighter Cuckold
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
contagious orchid prole
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
Drunken Ultramarine Principal's Office Police Squad
  10/12/14
Well?
blue geriatric twinkling uncleanness
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
Bat-shit-crazy twisted jewess
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
sable heaven
  10/12/14
180000000
Vivacious tattoo
  10/12/14
??
Overrated Doobsian Turdskin
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
curious lavender place of business
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
crotch
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
hairraiser nibblets french chef
  10/12/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/12/14
K, ty.
hairraiser nibblets french chef
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
hairraiser nibblets french chef
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
chocolate haunted graveyard station
  10/12/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/12/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Histrionic temple
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
sable heaven
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
alcoholic legend theater
  10/12/14
...
house-broken range trump supporter
  10/12/14
...
Chrome Cocky
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
Bronze messiness
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
bateful emerald native dingle berry
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
wonderful shitlib
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
well-lubricated clown
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
spectacular purple private investor mental disorder
  10/12/14
please continue
Mahogany Jew Den
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Marvelous At-the-ready Faggot Firefighter Cuckold
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
Bronze messiness
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
Adulterous beta organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
alcoholic legend theater
  10/12/14
...
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
Coral racy school cafeteria
  10/12/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
Ungodly Narrow-minded
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
chocolate haunted graveyard station
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Ungodly Narrow-minded
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
chocolate haunted graveyard station
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Costumed digit ratio
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
Adulterous beta organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
ty
Mewling stain
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
Adulterous beta organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Ungodly Narrow-minded
  10/12/14
And scene.
impertinent olive mother
  10/12/14
nigger
Mewling stain
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
impertinent olive mother
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
impertinent olive mother
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Ungodly Narrow-minded
  10/12/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/12/14
...
gay flirting wrinkle shrine
  10/12/14
...
impertinent olive mother
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/12/14
...
Iridescent Church Building Roast Beef
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
well-lubricated clown
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
startling
  10/12/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/12/14
Post 600!
alcoholic legend theater
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
mexican
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
mischievous fanboi
  10/12/14
You don't?
Aphrodisiac Locale
  10/12/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
chocolate haunted graveyard station
  10/12/14
...
Bronze messiness
  10/12/14
wtf
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
claret property
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
claret property
  10/12/14
...
slimy orange feces
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Nudist copper indian lodge
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
claret property
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
Domesticated Gaming Laptop
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
claret property
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Nudist copper indian lodge
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
Coral racy school cafeteria
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
mauve theatre pozpig
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Useless citrine business firm
  10/12/14
...
silver charismatic chapel boistinker
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
Soul-stirring pisswyrm
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
Mewling stain
  10/12/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/12/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
ruby bespoke friendly grandma sex offender
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
translucent
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
charcoal bipolar persian ceo
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
Adulterous beta organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
...
halford
  11/21/15
...
voyeur skinny woman
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
impertinent olive mother
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
dashing cowardly stag film brethren
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
curious lavender place of business
  10/13/14
180, ty.
hairraiser nibblets french chef
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
spruce trust fund puppy
  10/12/14
180
Burgundy queen of the night
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
self-centered telephone
  10/31/16
...
halford
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
plum degenerate associate
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Territorial Jet Ape Locus
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
Domesticated Gaming Laptop
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Useless citrine business firm
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Excitant embarrassed to the bone resort
  10/18/14
...
halford
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
blue geriatric twinkling uncleanness
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Histrionic temple
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Vigorous Church
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
Pungent school travel guidebook
  10/13/14
?
Vigorous Church
  10/13/14
...
alcoholic legend theater
  10/27/14
...
Adulterous beta organic girlfriend
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
cracking garrison half-breed
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
Amethyst candlestick maker
  12/06/14
...
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  04/07/15
...
Territorial Jet Ape Locus
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
Free-loading smoky
  04/22/15
...
Overrated Doobsian Turdskin
  05/17/15
...
Avocado corn cake
  06/04/15
Not flame.
cracking garrison half-breed
  08/18/15
update?
Pearl Idea He Suggested
  10/06/15
...
Rose
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
Adulterous beta organic girlfriend
  10/11/15
...
Jet-lagged
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Dun party of the first part
  10/12/15
bump
sable heaven
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Umber Immigrant
  11/25/15
...
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  12/27/15
...
Avocado corn cake
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
Mustard Hunting Ground
  03/10/16
...
Fuchsia fiercely-loyal masturbator toaster
  03/28/16
...
mildly autistic space becky
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
splenetic cuckoldry karate
  06/27/16
...
Vigorous Church
  08/21/16
...
self-absorbed
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  08/22/16
...
shaky weed whacker gaping
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
yarmulke mad cow disease
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
red lettuce
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
yarmulke mad cow disease
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
shaky weed whacker gaping
  09/13/16
...
swashbuckling university deer antler
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
shaky weed whacker gaping
  09/13/16
Game of ""
Garnet
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
shaky weed whacker gaping
  09/13/16
...
nofapping
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
self-absorbed
  09/13/16
...
Rose
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Pontificating Awkward Blood Rage Laser Beams
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Useless citrine business firm
  10/31/16
:-)
Brindle therapy
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
Brindle therapy
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
cordovan partner
  10/31/16
...
halford
  10/09/18
...
silver charismatic chapel boistinker
  11/21/16
...
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  01/10/17
...
round eye
  02/04/17
...
silver charismatic chapel boistinker
  02/04/17
...
Brindle therapy
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
Sinister legal warrant
  02/04/17
...
Brindle therapy
  02/04/17
...
Brindle therapy
  02/04/17
...
cordovan partner
  02/05/17
...
Brindle therapy
  02/08/17
...
kitty
  06/28/17
...
stock car
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
tripping double fault knife
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
Misanthropic international law enforcement agency
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
Sinister legal warrant
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Maize Dysfunction
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Kink-friendly
  12/18/17
...
Azure internal respiration
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
  01/06/18
...
nofapping
  02/06/18
...
Glittery Underhanded Sweet Tailpipe
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
cordovan partner
  10/06/18
4 year bump
tripping double fault knife
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
Cream
  10/09/18
...
cobalt irradiated rigpig hell
  10/17/18
...
Elite Clear Mediation
  05/19/19
...
impressive lilac pocket flask cruise ship
  05/19/19
...
Domesticated Gaming Laptop
  10/14/19
...
Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha
  05/05/20
...
Erotic dog poop
  06/28/20
...
bbw
  06/29/20
...
Domesticated Gaming Laptop
  07/10/20
...
Hilarious forum
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
Amber
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
Bat shit crazy indirect expression national security agency
  10/10/20
TITCR
Magenta Nowag
  02/17/21
...
Cream
  10/08/21
...
patrolman
  02/17/21
...
Domesticated Gaming Laptop
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
deep state doctorate
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
insane idiot
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
insane idiot
  10/11/21
...
Cream
  10/07/22
...
tan
  12/02/21
...
effete giraffe
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
sapphire athletic conference
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
yarmulke mad cow disease
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
violet rigor
  10/10/22
...
tan
  10/10/22
...
Fishy
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
tan
  11/23/22
...
filthy flickering address famous landscape painting
  05/06/23
...
incel
  05/06/23
Time flies
opaque painfully honest
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Dun party of the first part
  05/06/23
...
effete giraffe
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
sapphire athletic conference
  10/09/23
...
mildly autistic space becky
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
nubile walnut marketing idea
  10/09/23
...
cordovan partner
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Scarlet goyim
  10/20/23
...
cordovan partner
  10/20/23
...
Brindle therapy
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
  10/20/23
...
tan
  10/20/23
...
Cream
  10/20/23
...
transparent hissy fit
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
goal in life
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
chocolate haunted graveyard station
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
filthy flickering address famous landscape painting
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
voyeur skinny woman
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
insane idiot
  10/13/25
...
Exhilarant canary field factory reset button
  12/23/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: chocolate haunted graveyard station

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: hairraiser nibblets french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Brilliant old irish cottage newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Cerebral Frum Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Infuriating casino personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Sepia Outnumbered Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Lascivious Pale Azn Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: chocolate haunted graveyard station

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Brilliant old irish cottage newt

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: chocolate haunted graveyard station

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: chocolate haunted graveyard station

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: electric multi-billionaire

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Bisexual Sooty Stead Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Sepia Outnumbered Rehab

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Bisexual Sooty Stead Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: onyx seedy love of her life mood

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Pontificating Awkward Blood Rage Laser Beams

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: electric multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Carnelian Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling university deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Overrated Doobsian Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: cracking garrison half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: hot pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: impertinent olive mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: supple new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Excitant embarrassed to the bone resort

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Mewling stain

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: mildly autistic space becky

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant canary field factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling university deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Coral racy school cafeteria

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: bistre philosopher-king

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: mauve theatre pozpig

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: bistre philosopher-king

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Crimson beady-eyed wagecucks bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: diverse boltzmann parlor

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: silver charismatic chapel boistinker

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: floppy anal piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: exciting gay wizard lay

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Sticky obsidian macaca trailer park

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Brilliant old irish cottage newt

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: swashbuckling university deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: curious lavender place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: house-broken range trump supporter

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: metal crystalline juggernaut black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: electric multi-billionaire

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Hairless cyan hall

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: charcoal bipolar persian ceo

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: chocolate haunted graveyard station

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Heady grizzly library

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: onyx seedy love of her life mood

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: cerise electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Maniacal primrose potus

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Locale

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Heady grizzly library

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: onyx seedy love of her life mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: submissive roommate menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: cobalt irradiated rigpig hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Carnelian Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Brilliant old irish cottage newt

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Maniacal primrose potus

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: hairraiser nibblets french chef

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: onyx seedy love of her life mood

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: mauve theatre pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: bearded hospital

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: pearly 180 stage

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Talented Milk Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Hilarious forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Amethyst candlestick maker

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Mewling stain

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Mewling stain

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: crusty sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: mauve theatre pozpig

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: contagious orchid prole

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: mauve theatre pozpig

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: white aromatic stage

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Useless citrine business firm

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Dark Bossy Pit

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: flushed ticket booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: galvanic main people spot

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: mauve theatre pozpig

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: curious lavender place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: metal crystalline juggernaut black woman

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: metal crystalline juggernaut black woman

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: galvanic main people spot

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Maniacal primrose potus

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: cracking garrison half-breed

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: cracking garrison half-breed

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Histrionic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Cerebral Frum Public Bath

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Cerebral Frum Public Bath

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling university deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: Cerebral Frum Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Motley greedy institution

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: chocolate haunted graveyard station

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: hairraiser nibblets french chef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: mauve theatre pozpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Overrated Doobsian Turdskin

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Thirsty razzle-dazzle preventive strike corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Light disgusting theater stage striped hyena

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: galvanic main people spot

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: onyx seedy love of her life mood

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: wonderful shitlib

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: curious lavender place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: comical nighttime nursing home

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Carnelian Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: duck-like indigo center sound barrier

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Big khaki lodge

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: cracking garrison half-breed

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: chest-beating bright orchestra pit

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Fuchsia fiercely-loyal masturbator toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: appetizing crackhouse reading party

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: chocolate haunted graveyard station

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: sable heaven

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: appetizing crackhouse reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling university deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: onyx seedy love of her life mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Vermilion plaza keepsake machete

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: filthy flickering address famous landscape painting

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Mewling stain

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Light disgusting theater stage striped hyena

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: appetizing crackhouse reading party

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Light disgusting theater stage striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: hairraiser nibblets french chef

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Carnelian Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Cerebral Frum Public Bath

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: claret property

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Useless citrine business firm

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: deep state doctorate

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: chocolate haunted graveyard station

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: hairraiser nibblets french chef

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: house-broken range trump supporter

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Vermilion plaza keepsake machete

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Light disgusting theater stage striped hyena

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: impertinent olive mother

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Vermilion plaza keepsake machete

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: impertinent olive mother

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Adventurous affirmative action senate

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: well-lubricated clown

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring pisswyrm

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: odious violent gunner

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Cerebral Frum Public Bath

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: sable heaven

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Cerebral Frum Public Bath

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Maniacal primrose potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: appetizing crackhouse reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: cracking garrison half-breed

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Marvelous At-the-ready Faggot Firefighter Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Vigorous Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: spectacular purple private investor mental disorder

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: mauve theatre pozpig

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Marvelous At-the-ready Faggot Firefighter Cuckold

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: hairraiser nibblets french chef

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: curious lavender place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: mauve theatre pozpig

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Light disgusting theater stage striped hyena

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Histrionic temple

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Drab thriller faggotry

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring pisswyrm

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: chocolate haunted graveyard station

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: mauve theatre pozpig

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: chocolate haunted graveyard station

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: mauve theatre pozpig

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Mewling stain

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Cerebral Frum Public Bath

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Coral racy school cafeteria

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: appetizing crackhouse reading party

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: boyish dilemma

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: white aromatic stage

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Histrionic temple

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: hairraiser nibblets french chef

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: wonderful shitlib

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Mewling stain

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Mewling stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: galvanic main people spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: mauve theatre pozpig

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: green abnormal location

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: curious lavender place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: provocative brunch cuck

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: dashing cowardly stag film brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Cerebral Frum Public Bath

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Saffron coffee pot selfie

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Razzmatazz circlehead

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: Overrated Doobsian Turdskin

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: chocolate haunted graveyard station

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Overrated Doobsian Turdskin

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: mauve theatre pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: spectacular purple private investor mental disorder

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: white aromatic stage

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Light disgusting theater stage striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Cerebral Frum Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: cracking garrison half-breed

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: house-broken range trump supporter

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: house-broken range trump supporter

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Fragrant Wine Point

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: chocolate haunted graveyard station

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Useless citrine business firm

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Heady grizzly library

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Pea-brained abode quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Black Offensive Base Elastic Band

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: mauve theatre pozpig

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Light disgusting theater stage striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: vibrant swollen headpube parlour

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: mauve theatre pozpig

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Light disgusting theater stage striped hyena

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Chestnut Mind-boggling Whorehouse

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: house-broken range trump supporter

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Amethyst candlestick maker

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: yellow disrespectful genital piercing codepig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: blue geriatric twinkling uncleanness

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: curious lavender place of business

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Coral racy school cafeteria

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Amethyst candlestick maker

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: curious lavender place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: arousing house scourge upon the earth

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: hairraiser nibblets french chef

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: curious lavender place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Black Offensive Base Elastic Band

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: chocolate haunted graveyard station

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Iridescent Church Building Roast Beef

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: laughsome salmon meetinghouse water buffalo

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: chocolate haunted graveyard station

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Coral racy school cafeteria

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Maize Dysfunction

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Jade passionate boiling water set

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: dashing cowardly stag film brethren

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: mauve theatre pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Jade passionate boiling water set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Drunken Ultramarine Principal's Office Police Squad

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: curious lavender place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Excitant embarrassed to the bone resort

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: impressive lilac pocket flask cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: razzle slap-happy market

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Stimulating buff mad-dog skullcap

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling university deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Costumed digit ratio

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Jade passionate boiling water set

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Coral racy school cafeteria

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Costumed digit ratio

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Mewling stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: onyx seedy love of her life mood

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: house-broken range trump supporter

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: bearded hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Pea-brained abode quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: curious lavender place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: onyx seedy love of her life mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling university deer antler

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Hairless cyan hall

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Glittery Underhanded Sweet Tailpipe

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Light disgusting theater stage striped hyena

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: hairraiser nibblets french chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Maniacal primrose potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: curious lavender place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling university deer antler

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Nudist copper indian lodge

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: razzle slap-happy market

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Jade passionate boiling water set

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: onyx seedy love of her life mood

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Stimulating buff mad-dog skullcap

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Drunken Ultramarine Principal's Office Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: topaz office death wish

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: submissive roommate menage

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: unholy multi-colored chad

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: concupiscible regret kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: crawly chartreuse box office really tough guy

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: concupiscible regret kitchen

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Histrionic temple

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: charcoal bipolar persian ceo

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: well-lubricated clown

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Light disgusting theater stage striped hyena

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: onyx seedy love of her life mood

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: well-lubricated clown

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: chocolate haunted graveyard station

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: house-broken range trump supporter

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: Vivacious tattoo

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: Know-it-all ladyboy

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Mewling stain

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Histrionic temple

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: cracking garrison half-breed

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Light disgusting theater stage striped hyena

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Pea-brained abode quadroon

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: onyx seedy love of her life mood

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: charcoal bipolar persian ceo

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: titillating maroon jap area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: cracking garrison half-breed

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: bateful emerald native dingle berry

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: gay flirting wrinkle shrine

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: gay flirting wrinkle shrine

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Brilliant old irish cottage newt

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Yapping Ocher National Depressive

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: cracking garrison half-breed

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: spectacular purple private investor mental disorder

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Coral racy school cafeteria

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Yapping Ocher National Depressive

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: dull site

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: bateful emerald native dingle berry

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Histrionic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: coiffed trip background story generalized bond

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Dead home

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Talented Milk Windowlicker

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: impertinent olive mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: onyx seedy love of her life mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: curious lavender place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling university deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: well-lubricated clown

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Marvelous At-the-ready Faggot Firefighter Cuckold

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: well-lubricated clown

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Coral racy school cafeteria

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: well-lubricated clown

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Coral racy school cafeteria

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: well-lubricated clown

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Marvelous At-the-ready Faggot Firefighter Cuckold

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Angry big-titted tanning salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: well-lubricated clown

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Very tactful startled dragon

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Marvelous At-the-ready Faggot Firefighter Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: charcoal bipolar persian ceo

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Marvelous At-the-ready Faggot Firefighter Cuckold

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: well-lubricated clown

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Light disgusting theater stage striped hyena

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: cracking garrison half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: spectacular purple private investor mental disorder

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Mewling stain

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: hideous fortuitous meteor volcanic crater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Vermilion plaza keepsake machete

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Mahogany Jew Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling university deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: claret property

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Light disgusting theater stage striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: claret property

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: claret property

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling university deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: buck-toothed rambunctious gas station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: dashing cowardly stag film brethren

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Pungent school travel guidebook

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: lake foreskin community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Vivacious tattoo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Brilliant old irish cottage newt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: onyx seedy love of her life mood

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: impertinent olive mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Sick ivory people who are hurt

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Territorial Jet Ape Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: onyx seedy love of her life mood

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: silver charismatic chapel boistinker

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: chocolate haunted graveyard station

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: charcoal bipolar persian ceo

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: mauve theatre pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Vivacious tattoo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: charcoal bipolar persian ceo

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: charcoal bipolar persian ceo

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Adventurous affirmative action senate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: gaped godawful

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: cracking garrison half-breed

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: house-broken range trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling university deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling university deer antler

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Adventurous affirmative action senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: house-broken range trump supporter

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Bronze messiness

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: house-broken range trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: gaped godawful

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Bronze messiness

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Mewling stain

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Drunken Ultramarine Principal's Office Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: curious lavender place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: gold

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling university deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: Mahogany Jew Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling university deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Maize Dysfunction

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: impertinent olive mother

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: gaped godawful

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: onyx seedy love of her life mood

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling university deer antler

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Brilliant old irish cottage newt

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: sienna liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author:  navy sneaky criminal

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: sienna liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: mauve theatre pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Thirsty razzle-dazzle preventive strike corner

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: razzle slap-happy market

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Maize Dysfunction

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: chocolate haunted graveyard station

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: onyx seedy love of her life mood

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Adventurous affirmative action senate

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: cracking garrison half-breed

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: filthy flickering address famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: peach toilet seat

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: unholy multi-colored chad

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: unholy multi-colored chad

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: chocolate haunted graveyard station

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author:  hairy legs

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: white aromatic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: curious lavender place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: house-broken range trump supporter

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Jet-lagged

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Magical slate fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: onyx seedy love of her life mood

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: charcoal bipolar persian ceo

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: house-broken range trump supporter

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: curious lavender place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: hairraiser nibblets french chef

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: Jet-lagged

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author:  Domesticated Gaming Laptop

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: Poppy useless brakes

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Amethyst candlestick maker

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author:  hairy legs

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: Chrome Cocky

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Iridescent Church Building Roast Beef

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: claret property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Vigorous Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: blue geriatric twinkling uncleanness

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author:  translucent

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: impertinent olive mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Dark Bossy Pit

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: mischievous fanboi

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author:  tank cumskin

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Iridescent Church Building Roast Beef

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author:  tank cumskin

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Pungent school travel guidebook

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: onyx seedy love of her life mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: onyx seedy love of her life mood

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Amethyst candlestick maker

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: gaped godawful

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: yellow disrespectful genital piercing codepig

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: gaped godawful

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Iridescent Church Building Roast Beef

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author:  Domesticated Gaming Laptop

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: gaped godawful

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: onyx seedy love of her life mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Adventurous affirmative action senate

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author:  Domesticated Gaming Laptop

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Pungent school travel guidebook

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: onyx seedy love of her life mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: ruby bespoke friendly grandma sex offender

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author:  halford

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Bronze messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Histrionic temple

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Vengeful Antidepressant Drug

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: razzle slap-happy market

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: sable heaven

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Milky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: Apoplectic irate son of senegal

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: spectacular purple private investor mental disorder

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Apoplectic irate son of senegal

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Jet-lagged

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Milky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Flesh psychic sandwich

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: onyx seedy love of her life mood

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: impertinent olive mother

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: ruddy fluffy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: chocolate haunted graveyard station

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Sticky obsidian macaca trailer park

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: house-broken range trump supporter

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: impertinent olive mother

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: impertinent olive mother

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: cracking garrison half-breed

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: slimy orange feces

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Jade passionate boiling water set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: wonderful shitlib

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Marvelous At-the-ready Faggot Firefighter Cuckold

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: unholy multi-colored chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Jade passionate boiling water set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: Federal filthpig

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring coldplay fan

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: chocolate haunted graveyard station

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Thirsty razzle-dazzle preventive strike corner

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Jade passionate boiling water set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Marvelous At-the-ready Faggot Firefighter Cuckold

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: contagious orchid prole

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Drunken Ultramarine Principal's Office Police Squad

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: blue geriatric twinkling uncleanness

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy twisted jewess

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: sable heaven

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: Vivacious tattoo

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Overrated Doobsian Turdskin

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: curious lavender place of business

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author:  crotch

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: hairraiser nibblets french chef

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: hairraiser nibblets french chef

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: hairraiser nibblets french chef

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: chocolate haunted graveyard station

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Histrionic temple

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: sable heaven

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: house-broken range trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: Chrome Cocky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Bronze messiness

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: bateful emerald native dingle berry

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: wonderful shitlib

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: well-lubricated clown

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: spectacular purple private investor mental disorder

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Mahogany Jew Den

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Marvelous At-the-ready Faggot Firefighter Cuckold

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Bronze messiness

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Adulterous beta organic girlfriend

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Coral racy school cafeteria

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: Ungodly Narrow-minded

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: chocolate haunted graveyard station

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Ungodly Narrow-minded

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: chocolate haunted graveyard station

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Costumed digit ratio

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Adulterous beta organic girlfriend

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: Mewling stain

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Adulterous beta organic girlfriend

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Ungodly Narrow-minded

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: impertinent olive mother

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Mewling stain

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: impertinent olive mother

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: impertinent olive mother

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Ungodly Narrow-minded

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: gay flirting wrinkle shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: impertinent olive mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Iridescent Church Building Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: well-lubricated clown

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author:  startling

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  mexican

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: mischievous fanboi

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Locale

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: chocolate haunted graveyard station

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: Bronze messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: claret property

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: claret property

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: slimy orange feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Nudist copper indian lodge

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: claret property

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author:  Domesticated Gaming Laptop

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: claret property

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Nudist copper indian lodge

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Coral racy school cafeteria

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: mauve theatre pozpig

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Useless citrine business firm

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: silver charismatic chapel boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Soul-stirring pisswyrm

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Mewling stain

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: ruby bespoke friendly grandma sex offender

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author:  translucent

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: charcoal bipolar persian ceo

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Adulterous beta organic girlfriend

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author:  halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author:  voyeur skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: impertinent olive mother

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: dashing cowardly stag film brethren

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: curious lavender place of business

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: hairraiser nibblets french chef

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: spruce trust fund puppy

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: Burgundy queen of the night

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author:  self-centered telephone

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author:  plum degenerate associate

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: 

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Territorial Jet Ape Locus

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author:  Domesticated Gaming Laptop

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Useless citrine business firm

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Excitant embarrassed to the bone resort

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author:  halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: blue geriatric twinkling uncleanness

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Histrionic temple

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Vigorous Church

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: Pungent school travel guidebook

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Vigorous Church

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: alcoholic legend theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Adulterous beta organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: cracking garrison half-breed

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Amethyst candlestick maker

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Territorial Jet Ape Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Free-loading smoky

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Overrated Doobsian Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: Avocado corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: cracking garrison half-breed

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author:  Pearl Idea He Suggested

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Rose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Adulterous beta organic girlfriend

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Jet-lagged



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Dun party of the first part

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: sable heaven

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: Umber Immigrant

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Avocado corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: Mustard Hunting Ground

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Fuchsia fiercely-loyal masturbator toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: mildly autistic space becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: splenetic cuckoldry karate

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Vigorous Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: self-absorbed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: shaky weed whacker gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  yarmulke mad cow disease

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: red lettuce

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  yarmulke mad cow disease

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: shaky weed whacker gaping

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling university deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: shaky weed whacker gaping

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Garnet

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: shaky weed whacker gaping

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: nofapping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: self-absorbed

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: Rose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Pontificating Awkward Blood Rage Laser Beams

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Useless citrine business firm

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: Brindle therapy

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Brindle therapy

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: cordovan partner

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author:  halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: silver charismatic chapel boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author:  round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: silver charismatic chapel boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: Brindle therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: Sinister legal warrant

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Brindle therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: Brindle therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: cordovan partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Brindle therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author:  kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author:  stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author:  tripping double fault knife

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: Misanthropic international law enforcement agency

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Sinister legal warrant

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Maize Dysfunction

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Kink-friendly

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Azure internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: 

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: nofapping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Glittery Underhanded Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: cordovan partner

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author:  tripping double fault knife

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Cream

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: cobalt irradiated rigpig hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: Elite Clear Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: impressive lilac pocket flask cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author:  Domesticated Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Stirring Insecure Hominid Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Erotic dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author:  bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author:  Domesticated Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Hilarious forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Amber

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy indirect expression national security agency

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: Magenta Nowag

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: Cream



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author:  patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author:  Domesticated Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: deep state doctorate

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: insane idiot

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: insane idiot

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Cream



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: tan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  effete giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  sapphire athletic conference

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author:  yarmulke mad cow disease

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: violet rigor

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: tan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Fishy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: tan

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: filthy flickering address famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author:  incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: opaque painfully honest

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: Dun party of the first part

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author:  effete giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author:  sapphire athletic conference

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: mildly autistic space becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: nubile walnut marketing idea

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: cordovan partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Scarlet goyim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: cordovan partner



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: Brindle therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
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DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: tan



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Cream



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author:  transparent hissy fit



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author:  goal in life

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: chocolate haunted graveyard station

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: filthy flickering address famous landscape painting

good work, i remember this thread

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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author:  voyeur skinny woman

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: insane idiot

This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Exhilarant canary field factory reset button



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