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World's Greatest Slut apparently has a new title holder

https://www.newsweek.com/porn-star-bonnie-blue-world-record-...
180 whorehouse
  01/14/25
there's even a picture https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj
Nudist Carmine Sweet Tailpipe
  01/14/25
MAGA!
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Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and b...
hyperventilating area laser beams
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That’s 1.5 men per minute
Haunting abode rigor
  01/14/25
Jfc
Cerise Wonderful Useless Brakes Puppy
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That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo Sys...
Fuchsia Filthy Lodge
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Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If s...
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"fluffer" porn is one of my genres
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superior birdshit civilization and birdshit "men&quo...
greedy supple headpube
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Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???
comical stubborn site
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all birdshit "men" are feminists
greedy supple headpube
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This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society...
comical stubborn site
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instead *crickets*
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women everywhere super jealous of her
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geriatric halford
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jfc
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Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks whe...
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heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfa...
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I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be pe...
Thriller filthpig stain
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I have real questions about the mechanics of this
twinkling soggy scourge upon the earth
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She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of me...
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Charismatic Institution
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It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they hav...
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Charismatic Institution
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Embarrassed To The Bone Voyeur Coldplay Fan
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Had the same thought.
Sexy rehab
  01/14/25
They should do a collab
Motley red home
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where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend
geriatric halford
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superior anglo culture
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"koreans clearly are derivative of said superior anglo ...
mustard newt
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, chirped "Peanut Balls"
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nice
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how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILI...
mustard newt
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nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts
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those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG D...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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Doobs' plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize
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do they actually pump away, or one thrust, then next guy
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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: 180 whorehouse

https://www.newsweek.com/porn-star-bonnie-blue-world-record-sex-feat-1057-men-2014533

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48552310)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Nudist Carmine Sweet Tailpipe

there's even a picture

https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48553545)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:42 AM
Author: Vivacious garnet stage

MAGA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48554292)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: copper piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#49003545)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Purple azn codepig

lmao "newsweek"

we used to get it in the mail in the 80s

now this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48552314)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Burgundy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48552791)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: hyperventilating area laser beams

Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and biting satirical political cartoons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48553392)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Haunting abode rigor

That’s 1.5 men per minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48552317)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Cerise Wonderful Useless Brakes Puppy

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48552749)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Fuchsia Filthy Lodge

That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo System. Impressive stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48553409)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: insanely creepy flirting pit corn cake

Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If she doubled up any holes or got her feet involved she could’ve stretched each gang to over 10 min banging sessions. Presumably the vag and ass bros could also be replaced with hand, feet and mouth bros so that each 10 min started with 7 dudes but the last 5 was just finishing off the last 3 of them. I would hope she had a team of fluffers who were also edging the fuck out of these dudes so that they all busted almost immediately as soon as they touched her. It’s really the clean up that seems grossest and most logistically challenging.

Also this whore is obviously lying and full of shit. It was probably only like 40 dudes and they all signed NDAs and so they can’t snitch on her without risking being outted and driven into bankruptcy by a rat faced barrister in a goofy long curly salt and pepper wig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48553497)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: Haunting abode rigor

"fluffer" porn is one of my genres

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48554387)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: greedy supple headpube

superior birdshit civilization

and birdshit "men" who claim to be the most violent and intelligent men are noticably silent abt their own women taking loads of nigga and muzzie cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48552325)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: comical stubborn site

Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48552329)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: greedy supple headpube

all birdshit "men" are feminists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48552354)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: comical stubborn site

This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society that results in Taliban level restrictions on women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48552332)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: greedy supple headpube

instead *crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48552353)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Wild Irate Ticket Booth Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48553524)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: stirring tattoo keepsake machete

women everywhere super jealous of her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48552334)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: passionate range

this is an average weekend in the life of a nyc gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48552366)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Burgundy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48552793)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle skinny woman elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48552797)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: hyperventilating area laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48553407)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: geriatric halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48553421)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: green beady-eyed resort

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48553508)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Sapphire space

Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks when he sucks off all 120 of the Knesset 10 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48552380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: greedy supple headpube

heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfans.com/knesset



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48552475)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle skinny woman elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48552489)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: copper piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#49989859)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Honey-headed church famous landscape painting

lol @ white men, they have completely squandered the plot. keep sucking jew cock + boasting about the actions of your ancestors 80 years ago :thumbsup:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48552385)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Thriller filthpig stain

I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be penetrated in every hole continuously to reach this number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48552785)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: twinkling soggy scourge upon the earth

I have real questions about the mechanics of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48552788)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Topaz circlehead orchestra pit

She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of men in one day” chick

https://www.newsweek.com/who-porn-star-bonnie-blue-lily-phillips-onlyfans-2014628

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48553372)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Charismatic Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48553374)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Topaz circlehead orchestra pit

It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they have very similar faces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48553380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Charismatic Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48553386)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Voyeur Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48553527)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Sexy rehab

Had the same thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48553399)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Motley red home

They should do a collab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48553424)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: geriatric halford

where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48553449)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: mustard newt

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48553510)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Sexy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48553520)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: mustard newt

"koreans clearly are derivative of said superior anglo culture despite pr0n literally being illegal"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48553522)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: massive cruel-hearted stead mexican

, chirped "Peanut Balls"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48553561)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Hairraiser set

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48553566)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: mustard newt

how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILIZING. WHITE IS RIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48553568)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser set

nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48553572)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: mustard newt

those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG DONE HERE! only WHITES cant be stereotyped! and whites are the LEAST RACIST RACE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48553599)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: mustard newt

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48554259)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:52 AM
Author: mustard newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48554311)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: mustard newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48555775)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Voyeur Coldplay Fan

(crazy person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48555842)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: mustard newt

*posts about some asian 5 who got beaten by her dad so hard she shits on asian men on tiktok all day*

*lols at nowags*

ASIAN MEN DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48555863)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: mustard newt

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664645&mc=41&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48558902)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: mustard newt

if only asians were so CREATIVE and ORIGINAL to invent tiktok cumwalks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48558981)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: mustard newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48567275)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: mustard newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48571434)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: mustard newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48574494)



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Date: January 23rd, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: mustard newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48583427)



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Date: June 5th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: mustard newt

A WORLD WITHOUT KOREAN MEN LMAO

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5308417&forum_id=2#48456029

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48991021)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: mustard newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#49070480)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: mustard newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#49077617)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: mustard newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#49354939)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: mustard newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#49921732)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: mustard newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#49923920)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:20 PM
Author: mustard newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#49926840)



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Date: June 25th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: mustard newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#49963114)



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Date: June 25th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: mustard newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#49963192)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:11 AM
Author: mustard newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#49972831)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: mustard newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#49989636)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: mustard newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#49995156)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: mustard newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#50002900)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#50017792)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: mustard newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#49084002)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: mustard newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#49003519)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: mustard newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#49177066)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:43 AM
Author: Vivacious garnet stage

Doobs' plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48554294)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Pale infuriating coffee pot

do they actually pump away, or one thrust, then next guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48558958)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:13 AM
Author: diverse walnut electric furnace

Yeah, the hard part is recruitment, scheduling, and logistics. They probably had 2-hour slots and front-loaded them slightly. You show up at your time, get a number, and wait in the lobby or outside; when the time slot in front of you is down to its last 30 guys or whatever, you file in, get naked, and get in line in order of your number. A tattooed meth head yells at you as a group to condom up and that you'll get 15 seconds of sex (they've 'budgeted' 40 seconds, but there's always leakage during transitions, guys wanting to jack themselves 4 times before going in, etc., and you need to compensate for the whore's breaks), and that you're not to touch her with anything other than your penis (no kissing, obviously, but think about how retarded the average guy at one of these things is). No BYOcondom allowed; everyone has to use one of the 3 sizes of Lifestyles condom supplied, since that brand is a 'sponsor' of the gangbang.

The biggest problem is guys not getting/staying hard, which there's very little patience for, but they also can't afford to just kick out everyone who experiences any issues because that's too many ppl. (This was the major 'qualification' screened for in the casting call, but it still comes up.) Guys are expected to keep themselves jacked hard, and they've devoted an entire Jew to checking the guy in the on-deck circle for hardness and pulling him back to the hole if he's not keeping it up; you can get skipped 2x, but 3 strikes you're out.

The two body men taking care of the girl herself (strip club bouncers by trade, and easily the most normal people there) are shocked at how many dudes say bizarrely retarded shit like "but I haven't cum yet" when being pulled off at the beep. They've set aside 45 minutes in aggregate for breaks and decided to let the girl choose how to divvy them up--"we'll see how it goes and keep track of if we're on pace"--which they immediately regret as the girl has no visceral sense of math or ability to delay gratification and takes 32 minutes of smoke breaks in the first 2.5 hours.

Guys in the last 3 time slots get a significantly worse experience, with the scent of BO and cigarettes oppressively thick in the air, and the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup. Expressing concern about what you're sticking your dick into gets you a summary expulsion, especially as the supervisory Jew realizes they're comfortably ahead of schedule to hit 1,000, and everyone's tired and doesn't give a shit anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#49355029)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: green beady-eyed resort

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#49921796)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 5:57 AM
Author: Vivacious garnet stage

You sound like you speak from experience. Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#49921908)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: copper piazza

"the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup"

....everyday we stray further from the light of God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#49989863)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: titillating box office

Why are these megaskanks all Bri’ish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#48567354)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Khaki Church Building

Jews using the same demoralization techniques that ended a white Christian monoculture in the USA on the next target.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#49003554)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: insane vermilion alpha

Damn, what a slut!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Vannesa#49926842)