Well it turns out it's one of the partner's 17 year old daughter and he was in earshot. I guess she tore her ACL or something at cheer nationals so we were all supposed to sign it as a get well thing. They asked me to go ahead and head home for the day and said they'd talk about what to do next. We usually have a really loose atmosphere and like to bust each other's balls but this might have gone too far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2Vannesa#49868094)

1) she is a civilian, not an employee, so it's not harassment

And

2) I implied she was of age. If I knew she wasn't an adult woman and said what I did, I'd likely be canned. There was no age written on the cardboard thing and she really looks like a 90s Baywatch lifeguard woman. Even other older chicks there said she looks like a real woman with huge cans. Sounds like I'm in the clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2Vannesa#49868862)