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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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Shipley the dog tp
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
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I thought this was America
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling forum knife

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Ivory kitchen hunting ground

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Ivory kitchen hunting ground

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Ivory kitchen hunting ground

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Ivory kitchen hunting ground

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Ivory kitchen hunting ground

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Ivory kitchen hunting ground

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Ivory kitchen hunting ground

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Ivory kitchen hunting ground

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Ivory kitchen hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49963539)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Ivory kitchen hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Ivory kitchen hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Ivory kitchen hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Ivory kitchen hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Ivory kitchen hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Ivory kitchen hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Ivory kitchen hunting ground



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Ivory kitchen hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Ivory kitchen hunting ground



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Ivory kitchen hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Ivory kitchen hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Ivory kitchen hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling forum knife

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: mind-boggling forum knife

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: sooty multi-billionaire

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling forum knife

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: mind-boggling forum knife

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: 180 Institution Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: carnelian legal warrant antidepressant drug

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling forum knife

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: gay histrionic sweet tailpipe psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: arrogant digit ratio national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Mauve house-broken internal respiration jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: cheese-eating odious rigor telephone

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Step-uncle's House Double Fault

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: gay histrionic sweet tailpipe psychic

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: heady hairless site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: gay histrionic sweet tailpipe psychic

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: 180 Institution Ceo

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: gay histrionic sweet tailpipe psychic

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: brindle bipolar nursing home

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling forum knife

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: poppy immigrant laser beams

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Patrolman

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: arrogant digit ratio national

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: mind-boggling forum knife

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: cheese-eating odious rigor telephone

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Shaky orange trailer park factory reset button

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling forum knife

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: arrogant digit ratio national

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Step-uncle's House Double Fault

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: sooty multi-billionaire

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling forum knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Aquamarine Coldplay Fan

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling forum knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling forum knife

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Vigorous therapy temple

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: 180 Institution Ceo

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: anal balding field

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Burgundy beady-eyed stead boltzmann

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: cocky marketing idea

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Burgundy beady-eyed stead boltzmann

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: cocky marketing idea

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: bistre embarrassed to the bone abode famous landscape painting

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Burgundy beady-eyed stead boltzmann

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: haunting topaz main people station

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: mind-boggling forum knife

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: sooty multi-billionaire

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Aquamarine Coldplay Fan

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Fuchsia Affirmative Action Property

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling forum knife

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Fuchsia Affirmative Action Property

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: mind-boggling forum knife

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Fuchsia Affirmative Action Property

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Vibrant stage halford

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: mind-boggling forum knife

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling forum knife

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: mind-boggling forum knife

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: mind-boggling forum knife

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: magenta whorehouse

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: mind-boggling forum knife

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Fuchsia Affirmative Action Property

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: alcoholic haunted graveyard ladyboy

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal lascivious school cafeteria weed whacker

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: startling contagious skinny woman

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling forum knife

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: cheese-eating odious rigor telephone

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: 180 Institution Ceo

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Mint Slimy Friendly Grandma

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899877)