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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
cyan frozen hairy legs
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
cyan frozen hairy legs
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
cyan frozen hairy legs
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Charismatic misanthropic nursing home double fault
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
cyan frozen hairy legs
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
cyan frozen hairy legs
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Appetizing hall gunner
  05/22/26
His moniker?
180 public bath
  05/22/26
Colt
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Puce well-lubricated international law enforcement agency coldplay fan
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Glittery National Sweet Tailpipe
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Bateful depressive idiot
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Multi-colored Jap University
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Disco Fries
Heady lodge round eye
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
irradiated useless potus crackhouse
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Puce well-lubricated international law enforcement agency coldplay fan
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harsh locale
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Puce well-lubricated international law enforcement agency coldplay fan
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Appetizing hall gunner
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Puce well-lubricated international law enforcement agency coldplay fan
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Rambunctious topaz reading party
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
cyan frozen hairy legs
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Abnormal Rehab Sandwich
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Rough-skinned gaping dragon
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Bateful depressive idiot
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
cyan frozen hairy legs
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Heady lodge round eye
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Wonderful wrinkle hominid
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
cyan frozen hairy legs
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Bateful depressive idiot
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
irradiated useless potus crackhouse
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Charismatic misanthropic nursing home double fault
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cyan frozen hairy legs
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
Beady-eyed bipolar milk
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cyan frozen hairy legs
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
cyan frozen hairy legs
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Flatulent messiness market
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Appetizing hall gunner
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mods
Marvelous internal respiration rigpig
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Zombie-like snowy associate
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Adventurous state queen of the night
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Zombie-like snowy associate
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Amazing 🐶
Adventurous state queen of the night
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
carnelian odious foreskin
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Zombie-like snowy associate
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
lascivious sooty institution
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
cyan frozen hairy legs
  05/22/26
lol
Charismatic misanthropic nursing home double fault
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Beady-eyed bipolar milk
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
talented box office jewess
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
cyan frozen hairy legs
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
talented box office jewess
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Link?
cyan frozen hairy legs
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
talented box office jewess
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
razzle mexican
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
cyan frozen hairy legs
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
cyan frozen hairy legs
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
cyan frozen hairy legs
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
cyan frozen hairy legs
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
ruddy mood chapel
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They have a pretty sick IG
cyan frozen hairy legs
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
talented box office jewess
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
territorial flushed kitty cat
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Killself seems appropriate
arousing mother space
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Brindle Vengeful Halford Telephone
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Shipley was asking for it.
cyan frozen hairy legs
  05/24/26
AI
Heady lodge round eye
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Appetizing hall gunner
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Ungodly infuriating whorehouse
  05/25/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: cyan frozen hairy legs

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#50050522)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Cerebral amethyst pistol old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: cyan frozen hairy legs

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: cyan frozen hairy legs

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Charismatic misanthropic nursing home double fault

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: cyan frozen hairy legs

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: cyan frozen hairy legs

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Appetizing hall gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: 180 public bath

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: cyan frozen hairy legs

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Puce well-lubricated international law enforcement agency coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Glittery National Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Bateful depressive idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored Jap University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Heady lodge round eye

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: irradiated useless potus crackhouse

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Puce well-lubricated international law enforcement agency coldplay fan

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: harsh locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Puce well-lubricated international law enforcement agency coldplay fan

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Appetizing hall gunner

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Puce well-lubricated international law enforcement agency coldplay fan

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Rambunctious topaz reading party

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: cyan frozen hairy legs

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Abnormal Rehab Sandwich

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Rough-skinned gaping dragon

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Bateful depressive idiot

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: cyan frozen hairy legs

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Heady lodge round eye

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Wonderful wrinkle hominid

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: cyan frozen hairy legs

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Bateful depressive idiot

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: irradiated useless potus crackhouse

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Charismatic misanthropic nursing home double fault

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: cyan frozen hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Beady-eyed bipolar milk

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: cyan frozen hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: cyan frozen hairy legs

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Flatulent messiness market

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Appetizing hall gunner

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Marvelous internal respiration rigpig

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Zombie-like snowy associate

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Adventurous state queen of the night

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Zombie-like snowy associate

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Adventurous state queen of the night

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: carnelian odious foreskin

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Zombie-like snowy associate

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: lascivious sooty institution

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: cyan frozen hairy legs

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Charismatic misanthropic nursing home double fault

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Beady-eyed bipolar milk

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: talented box office jewess

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: cyan frozen hairy legs

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: talented box office jewess

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: cyan frozen hairy legs

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: talented box office jewess

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: razzle mexican

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: cyan frozen hairy legs

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: cyan frozen hairy legs

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: cyan frozen hairy legs

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: cyan frozen hairy legs

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: ruddy mood chapel

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: cyan frozen hairy legs

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: talented box office jewess

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: territorial flushed kitty cat

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: arousing mother space

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Brindle Vengeful Halford Telephone

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: cyan frozen hairy legs

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Heady lodge round eye

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Appetizing hall gunner

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Ungodly infuriating whorehouse

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899877)