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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Shimmering office windowlicker
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Curious stain senate
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Curious stain senate
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Curious stain senate
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Curious stain senate
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Curious stain senate
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Curious stain senate
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Curious stain senate
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Curious stain senate
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Curious stain senate
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Shimmering office windowlicker
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Shimmering office windowlicker
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
white rough-skinned step-uncle's house alpha
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Shimmering office windowlicker
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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angry peach field international law enforcement agency
  05/22/26
His moniker?
crimson queen of the night
  05/22/26
Colt
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deranged gaping piazza
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Amethyst Wrinkle
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Disco Fries
bonkers spectacular shrine athletic conference
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Contagious yarmulke
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
deranged gaping piazza
  05/22/26
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pungent aqua place of business
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
deranged gaping piazza
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
angry peach field international law enforcement agency
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
deranged gaping piazza
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Dark Shaky Market
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Shimmering office windowlicker
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Puce galvanic university associate
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
exhilarant juggernaut
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Cerebral very tactful rigpig
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Shimmering office windowlicker
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
bonkers spectacular shrine athletic conference
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Doobsian fortuitous meteor prole
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Shimmering office windowlicker
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Cerebral very tactful rigpig
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Contagious yarmulke
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
white rough-skinned step-uncle's house alpha
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Shimmering office windowlicker
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
Walnut Massive Azn Coldplay Fan
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Shimmering office windowlicker
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Shimmering office windowlicker
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
angry peach field international law enforcement agency
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mods
Excitant wild forum newt
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
racy disrespectful parlor
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Rusted Razzle-dazzle Corner
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
racy disrespectful parlor
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Amazing 🐶
Rusted Razzle-dazzle Corner
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
maroon blathering hairy legs
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
racy disrespectful parlor
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
silver theater indirect expression
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Shimmering office windowlicker
  05/22/26
lol
white rough-skinned step-uncle's house alpha
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Walnut Massive Azn Coldplay Fan
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Lascivious out-of-control filthpig keepsake machete
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
Shimmering office windowlicker
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Lascivious out-of-control filthpig keepsake machete
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Link?
Shimmering office windowlicker
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Lascivious out-of-control filthpig keepsake machete
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
Claret Charismatic Turdskin
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Shimmering office windowlicker
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Shimmering office windowlicker
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
Shimmering office windowlicker
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Shimmering office windowlicker
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
umber drunken house travel guidebook
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They have a pretty sick IG
Shimmering office windowlicker
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Lascivious out-of-control filthpig keepsake machete
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
deep point
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Ocher gas station french chef
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
Shimmering office windowlicker
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AI
bonkers spectacular shrine athletic conference
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
angry peach field international law enforcement agency
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
adventurous bisexual stead
  05/25/26
He screwed the pooch
MISO HORNY
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Shimmering office windowlicker

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Curious stain senate

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Curious stain senate

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Curious stain senate

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Curious stain senate

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Curious stain senate

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Curious stain senate

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Curious stain senate

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Curious stain senate

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Curious stain senate

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#50062669)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Curious stain senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Curious stain senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Curious stain senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Curious stain senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Curious stain senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Curious stain senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Curious stain senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Curious stain senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Curious stain senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Curious stain senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Curious stain senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Curious stain senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Curious stain senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Shimmering office windowlicker

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Shimmering office windowlicker

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: white rough-skinned step-uncle's house alpha

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Shimmering office windowlicker

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Shimmering office windowlicker

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: angry peach field international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: crimson queen of the night

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Shimmering office windowlicker

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: deranged gaping piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Vibrant Frum Menage Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Cerebral very tactful rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Amethyst Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: bonkers spectacular shrine athletic conference

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Contagious yarmulke

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: deranged gaping piazza

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: pungent aqua place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: deranged gaping piazza

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: angry peach field international law enforcement agency

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: deranged gaping piazza

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Dark Shaky Market

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Shimmering office windowlicker

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Puce galvanic university associate

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: exhilarant juggernaut

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Cerebral very tactful rigpig

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Shimmering office windowlicker

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: bonkers spectacular shrine athletic conference

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Doobsian fortuitous meteor prole

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Shimmering office windowlicker

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Cerebral very tactful rigpig

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Contagious yarmulke

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: white rough-skinned step-uncle's house alpha

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Shimmering office windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Walnut Massive Azn Coldplay Fan

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Shimmering office windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Shimmering office windowlicker

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: fuchsia wonderful lettuce

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: angry peach field international law enforcement agency

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Excitant wild forum newt

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: racy disrespectful parlor

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Rusted Razzle-dazzle Corner

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: racy disrespectful parlor

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Rusted Razzle-dazzle Corner

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: maroon blathering hairy legs

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: racy disrespectful parlor

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: silver theater indirect expression

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Shimmering office windowlicker

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: white rough-skinned step-uncle's house alpha

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Walnut Massive Azn Coldplay Fan

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Lascivious out-of-control filthpig keepsake machete

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Shimmering office windowlicker

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Lascivious out-of-control filthpig keepsake machete

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Shimmering office windowlicker

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Lascivious out-of-control filthpig keepsake machete

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Claret Charismatic Turdskin

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Shimmering office windowlicker

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Shimmering office windowlicker

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Shimmering office windowlicker

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Shimmering office windowlicker

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: umber drunken house travel guidebook

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Shimmering office windowlicker

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Lascivious out-of-control filthpig keepsake machete

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: free-loading gaming laptop knife

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: deep point

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Ocher gas station french chef

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Shimmering office windowlicker

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: bonkers spectacular shrine athletic conference

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: angry peach field international law enforcement agency

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: adventurous bisexual stead

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#49899877)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: MISO HORNY

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Vannesa#50062678)