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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
sickened multi-billionaire
  02/22/12
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naked kitty cat whorehouse
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
Impressive striped hyena
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
adventurous violent school cafeteria gunner
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
Impressive striped hyena
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
Comical Tanning Salon Internal Respiration
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
swashbuckling cobalt orchestra pit fortuitous meteor
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
Impressive striped hyena
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
swashbuckling cobalt orchestra pit fortuitous meteor
  02/22/12
u jelly
Impressive striped hyena
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
Dull spot ratface
  12/13/15
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adventurous violent school cafeteria gunner
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
amber electric furnace
  02/23/12
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adventurous violent school cafeteria gunner
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
sickened multi-billionaire
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
Autistic pale sanctuary
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
Internet-worthy Fragrant Native Mental Disorder
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
adventurous violent school cafeteria gunner
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
coiffed 180 dilemma
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
adventurous violent school cafeteria gunner
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
sickened multi-billionaire
  02/23/12
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adventurous violent school cafeteria gunner
  02/24/17
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maroon wagecucks headpube
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
arousing casino
  02/25/12
cr
Titillating Awkward Trailer Park Useless Brakes
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
sickened multi-billionaire
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
Big-titted Pervert
  02/12/13
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adventurous violent school cafeteria gunner
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
impertinent burgundy macaca field
  03/31/12
great american novelist
adventurous violent school cafeteria gunner
  10/26/12
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charcoal school
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
sickened multi-billionaire
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
hateful lodge
  11/20/12
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pearl trump supporter
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
pearl trump supporter
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
Internet-worthy Fragrant Native Mental Disorder
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Titillating Awkward Trailer Park Useless Brakes
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
hateful lodge
  01/19/13
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adventurous violent school cafeteria gunner
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
Mind-boggling nursing home
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
Fear-inspiring center
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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hairraiser pearly mood
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Motley pozpig mexican
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
Big-titted Pervert
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
sticky bronze temple
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: sickened multi-billionaire

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: naked kitty cat whorehouse



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Impressive striped hyena

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#20032167)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: adventurous violent school cafeteria gunner

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#20032173)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Impressive striped hyena

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: Comical Tanning Salon Internal Respiration

just threw up in my mouth a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#20032199)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling cobalt orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#20032208)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Impressive striped hyena

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#20032229)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling cobalt orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Impressive striped hyena

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Dull spot ratface

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#29374094)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: adventurous violent school cafeteria gunner



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: amber electric furnace

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: adventurous violent school cafeteria gunner



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: sickened multi-billionaire

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Autistic pale sanctuary

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Fragrant Native Mental Disorder

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#20039431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: adventurous violent school cafeteria gunner

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: coiffed 180 dilemma

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: adventurous violent school cafeteria gunner

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: sickened multi-billionaire

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: adventurous violent school cafeteria gunner



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: maroon wagecucks headpube



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: arousing casino

its crazy how unlikable he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#20048894)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Titillating Awkward Trailer Park Useless Brakes

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: sickened multi-billionaire

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#20048906)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Big-titted Pervert

U mad Chabon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#22624435)



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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: adventurous violent school cafeteria gunner



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: impertinent burgundy macaca field

god fucking damn it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#20351915)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: adventurous violent school cafeteria gunner

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: charcoal school



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: sickened multi-billionaire

goddamn u franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#21889667)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: hateful lodge

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#22086662)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: pearl trump supporter



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: pearl trump supporter

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Fragrant Native Mental Disorder

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Titillating Awkward Trailer Park Useless Brakes

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: hateful lodge

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: adventurous violent school cafeteria gunner



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: Mind-boggling nursing home

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring center

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Titillating Awkward Trailer Park Useless Brakes

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: hateful lodge



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: insanely creepy razzle business firm coldplay fan



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: hairraiser pearly mood



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Motley pozpig mexican



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Big-titted Pervert

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#32690634)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: sticky bronze temple

lol wtf get off the court son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Vannesa#32690677)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: Motley pozpig mexican



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Wonderful church building chad



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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