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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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floppy resort
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Aggressive sex offender stead
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
awkward claret stock car
  07/09/12
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odious nursing home
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Crawly mother
  07/09/12
Are you male?
floppy resort
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Crawly mother
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
floppy resort
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Crawly mother
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Indigo Double Fault
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
floppy resort
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Indigo Double Fault
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
floppy resort
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Shimmering Degenerate
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
floppy resort
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Shimmering Degenerate
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
floppy resort
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Shimmering Degenerate
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Garnet disgusting personal credit line
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
floppy resort
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
glittery stain indian lodge
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
floppy resort
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
frisky glassy immigrant
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Seedy cruise ship
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
olive chapel
  07/09/12
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odious nursing home
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Crawly mother
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
floppy resort
  07/09/12
stfu
olive chapel
  07/09/12
180
brindle turdskin stage
  07/09/12
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pale sound barrier
  07/13/12
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unholy abnormal dingle berry corn cake
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Grizzly ticket booth
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
floppy resort
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Grizzly ticket booth
  07/09/12
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smoky whorehouse
  07/04/19
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odious nursing home
  07/13/12
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smoky whorehouse
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
Vermilion big trailer park
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
Provocative kitty cat address
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
brilliant painfully honest twinkling uncleanness field
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Provocative kitty cat address
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
bistre circlehead
  03/04/25
lol kike
unholy abnormal dingle berry corn cake
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
crusty cumskin mood
  07/04/19
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Appetizing Coldplay Fan Giraffe
  08/10/22
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saffron stimulating jewess
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
mind-boggling frum stag film
  07/24/24
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coral prole nowag
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
black hairy legs factory reset button
  09/22/24
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bistre circlehead
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
spruce charismatic rigor tanning salon
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: floppy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048451)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Aggressive sex offender stead

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: awkward claret stock car

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: odious nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Crawly mother

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: floppy resort

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Crawly mother

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: floppy resort

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Crawly mother

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Indigo Double Fault

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: floppy resort

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Indigo Double Fault

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: floppy resort

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Shimmering Degenerate

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: floppy resort

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Shimmering Degenerate

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: floppy resort

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Shimmering Degenerate

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Garnet disgusting personal credit line

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: floppy resort

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: glittery stain indian lodge

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: floppy resort

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: frisky glassy immigrant

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Seedy cruise ship

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: olive chapel

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: odious nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Crawly mother

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: floppy resort

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: olive chapel

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: brindle turdskin stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: pale sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21074858)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: unholy abnormal dingle berry corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Grizzly ticket booth

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: floppy resort

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Grizzly ticket booth

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: smoky whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: odious nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: smoky whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Vermilion big trailer park

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Provocative kitty cat address

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: brilliant painfully honest twinkling uncleanness field

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Provocative kitty cat address

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: bistre circlehead

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: unholy abnormal dingle berry corn cake

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: crusty cumskin mood

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Appetizing Coldplay Fan Giraffe



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: saffron stimulating jewess



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling frum stag film

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: coral prole nowag



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: black hairy legs factory reset button

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: bistre circlehead



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: spruce charismatic rigor tanning salon

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Vannesa#49721526)