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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| Big quadroon | 10/09/12 |
| Big quadroon | 10/09/12 |
| Big quadroon | 10/10/12 |
| ungodly preventive strike base | 10/10/12 |
| flesh contagious crackhouse | 10/10/12 |
| Avocado motley theatre rigpig | 10/10/12 |
| Arousing Mental Disorder | 10/10/12 |
| Coiffed location dog poop | 10/10/12 |
| Arousing Mental Disorder | 10/10/12 |
| Razzmatazz Cumskin Wrinkle | 10/10/12 |
| Stimulating orchestra pit | 05/15/23 |
| Big quadroon | 10/10/12 |
| Snowy Lascivious Native Friendly Grandma | 10/10/12 |
| Soul-stirring nibblets hominid | 10/10/12 |
| laughsome godawful gaming laptop chapel | 10/29/12 |
| deep slimy spot | 05/14/23 |
| Self-centered useless lodge | 10/29/12 |
| razzle-dazzle shivering kitchen hunting ground | 10/29/12 |
| bronze weed whacker | 05/15/23 |
| Bateful athletic conference | 05/15/23 |
| Sable stirring really tough guy parlour | 05/15/23 |
| self-absorbed vigorous point | 05/15/23 |
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| Adam Assfucker | 02/01/26 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Big quadroon http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Big quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Big quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: ungodly preventive strike base lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: flesh contagious crackhouse What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Avocado motley theatre rigpig http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Arousing Mental Disorder dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Coiffed location dog poop Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Arousing Mental Disorder cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Razzmatazz Cumskin Wrinkle "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Stimulating orchestra pit It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Big quadroon Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Snowy Lascivious Native Friendly Grandma tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Soul-stirring nibblets hominid 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: laughsome godawful gaming laptop chapel awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: deep slimy spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Self-centered useless lodge these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: razzle-dazzle shivering kitchen hunting ground Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: bronze weed whacker 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Bateful athletic conference You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Sable stirring really tough guy parlour lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: self-absorbed vigorous point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Adam Assfucker ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Vannesa#49639607) |