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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Lascivious filthpig
  08/14/13
tell me
Self-centered Corner Roast Beef
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Lascivious filthpig
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Supple mewling sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
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  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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  12/28/13
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  05/12/15
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  12/11/24
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  08/12/25
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  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
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  08/14/13
lmao
Self-centered Corner Roast Beef
  05/12/15
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  12/11/24
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razzmatazz patrolman
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
brilliant institution messiness
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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  08/14/13
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Supple mewling sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Lascivious filthpig
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
adventurous godawful boistinker
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Lascivious filthpig
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Lascivious filthpig
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Lascivious filthpig
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
big drab people who are hurt space
  08/14/13
rofl
Self-centered Corner Roast Beef
  08/14/13
180
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  08/14/13
rofl
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  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
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  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
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Supple mewling sweet tailpipe
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  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Lascivious filthpig
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Cracking carnelian step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
house-broken rehab
  08/14/13
best of thread
big drab people who are hurt space
  08/14/13
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Excitant honey-headed tanning salon
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razzmatazz patrolman
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
razzmatazz patrolman
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Lascivious filthpig
  08/14/13
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Supple mewling sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Lascivious filthpig
  08/14/13
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Supple mewling sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Lascivious filthpig
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Supple mewling sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
big drab people who are hurt space
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
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  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Cracking carnelian step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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Self-centered Corner Roast Beef
  08/14/13
180
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  08/17/13
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  01/19/16
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Doobsian yellow hissy fit
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
impertinent azure theater cuckoldry
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Excitant honey-headed tanning salon
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Excitant honey-headed tanning salon
  08/14/13
lol
fiercely-loyal lilac abode ladyboy
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Lascivious filthpig
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
house-broken rehab
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
big drab people who are hurt space
  08/14/13
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Excitant honey-headed tanning salon
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Lascivious filthpig
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
house-broken rehab
  08/14/13
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  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Lascivious filthpig
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
big drab people who are hurt space
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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  08/14/13
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Lascivious filthpig
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
big drab people who are hurt space
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Excitant honey-headed tanning salon
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
big drab people who are hurt space
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Excitant honey-headed tanning salon
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
flickering saffron temple becky
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Cerebral lay
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
big drab people who are hurt space
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
adventurous godawful boistinker
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
big drab people who are hurt space
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
adventurous godawful boistinker
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
big drab people who are hurt space
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
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  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Excitant honey-headed tanning salon
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
big drab people who are hurt space
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Cerebral lay
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
flickering saffron temple becky
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Cerebral lay
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
big drab people who are hurt space
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Cerebral lay
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
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  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
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  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Cerebral lay
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
big drab people who are hurt space
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Cerebral lay
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
big drab people who are hurt space
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Cerebral lay
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
big drab people who are hurt space
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Supple mewling sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
big drab people who are hurt space
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Supple mewling sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
whatever
big drab people who are hurt space
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
insane fuchsia state pozpig
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Excitant honey-headed tanning salon
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
house-broken rehab
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Lascivious filthpig
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Lascivious filthpig
  08/14/13
lol
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  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Lascivious filthpig
  08/14/13
180
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  08/14/13
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Magenta parlor
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
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  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Lascivious filthpig
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Lascivious filthpig
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Glittery jap
  08/14/13
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Glittery jap
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Lascivious filthpig
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Lascivious filthpig
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
big drab people who are hurt space
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
federal coldplay fan internal respiration
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
big drab people who are hurt space
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
federal coldplay fan internal respiration
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Supple mewling sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Supple mewling sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
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  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
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  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
pearly philosopher-king hominid
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
wine headpube church
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
federal coldplay fan internal respiration
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
big drab people who are hurt space
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
federal coldplay fan internal respiration
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Excitant honey-headed tanning salon
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
big drab people who are hurt space
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
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  08/14/13
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  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Lascivious filthpig
  08/14/13
lmao
Supple mewling sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
...
Nubile Crusty Menage Round Eye
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
kink-friendly transparent plaza
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
big drab people who are hurt space
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Milky roommate boltzmann
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Lascivious filthpig
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Lascivious filthpig
  08/14/13
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Glittery jap
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
big drab people who are hurt space
  08/14/13
Pics?
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  08/14/13
link?
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  08/17/13
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Self-centered Corner Roast Beef
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
henna trailer park ratface
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Excitant honey-headed tanning salon
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Insanely creepy associate
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
big drab people who are hurt space
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Pea-brained idiot newt
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
big drab people who are hurt space
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Pea-brained idiot newt
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
big drab people who are hurt space
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Pea-brained idiot newt
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
big drab people who are hurt space
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
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  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Pea-brained idiot newt
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Salmon heady foreskin
  08/14/13
Underrated
bearded jew principal's office
  08/15/13
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  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
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  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Salmon heady foreskin
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
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  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Excitant honey-headed tanning salon
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Vivacious Cruel-hearted Codepig
  08/14/13
lol
Bistre Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Vivacious Cruel-hearted Codepig
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Bistre Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Vivacious Cruel-hearted Codepig
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
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  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
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  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
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  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
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180
Laughsome Amber Faggot Firefighter
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Bistre Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
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  08/14/13
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180
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  08/17/13
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  09/11/13
Lmao
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  06/07/17
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frozen house halford
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
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  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
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  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
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  08/14/13
lol
Pea-brained idiot newt
  08/14/13
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  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Effete Kitchen
  08/17/13
poignant
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  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Galvanic Useless Brakes
  08/17/13
...
topaz mediation
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
know-it-all cuck locus
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Pearl racy puppy sneaky criminal
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
arousing mood elastic band
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Spectacular sanctuary sex offender
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Exhilarant gas station volcanic crater
  12/28/13
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  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
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  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
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  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
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  03/13/16
I want pizza
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Lascivious filthpig
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
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  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Apoplectic reading party
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Self-centered Corner Roast Beef

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Supple mewling sweet tailpipe

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: electric stage scourge upon the earth

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Spectacular sanctuary sex offender

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: sepia casino

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Bateful twinkling gunner meetinghouse



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Blue den persian

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: onyx digit ratio dragon



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Doobsian yellow hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Tantric Aphrodisiac Point Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: vibrant liquid oxygen shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: federal coldplay fan internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: sable startled national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: razzmatazz patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: snowy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: frozen house halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Provocative national party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: snowy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: brilliant institution messiness

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Cracking carnelian step-uncle's house

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Self-centered Corner Roast Beef

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Avocado idiotic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: razzmatazz patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: brilliant institution messiness

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Concupiscible magical azn psychic

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Supple mewling sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: adventurous godawful boistinker

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Self-centered Corner Roast Beef

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: federal coldplay fan internal respiration

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Fighting address deer antler

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Glassy Greedy Office Tattoo

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Bistre Twinkling Uncleanness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: razzle university voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: onyx digit ratio dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Burgundy sexy hall gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: sable startled national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: frozen house halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: house-broken rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Supple mewling sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: house-broken rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Cracking carnelian step-uncle's house

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: house-broken rehab

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Excitant honey-headed tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: razzmatazz patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: razzmatazz patrolman

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Supple mewling sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Supple mewling sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Supple mewling sweet tailpipe

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Nofapping thriller school

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Cracking carnelian step-uncle's house

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: impertinent azure theater cuckoldry

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Self-centered Corner Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: yapping impressive piazza marketing idea

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: flatulent fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: razzle university voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: sepia casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Doobsian yellow hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: impertinent azure theater cuckoldry

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Excitant honey-headed tanning salon

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Excitant honey-headed tanning salon

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal lilac abode ladyboy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: house-broken rehab

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Excitant honey-headed tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: cerise personal credit line

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Awkward Chapel Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: house-broken rehab

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Light mildly autistic stead feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Excitant honey-headed tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Pearl racy puppy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Pearl racy puppy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Burgundy sexy hall gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Excitant honey-headed tanning salon

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Excitant honey-headed tanning salon

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: flickering saffron temple becky

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Cerebral lay

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: adventurous godawful boistinker

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: adventurous godawful boistinker

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: federal coldplay fan internal respiration

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: sticky histrionic selfie

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Contagious puce library

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Excitant honey-headed tanning salon

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Cerebral lay

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: flickering saffron temple becky

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Nubile Crusty Menage Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Cerebral lay

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Cerebral lay

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Cerebral lay

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Cerebral lay

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Cerebral lay

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Cerebral lay

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Supple mewling sweet tailpipe

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Supple mewling sweet tailpipe

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: insane fuchsia state pozpig

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Excitant honey-headed tanning salon

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: house-broken rehab

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: yapping impressive piazza marketing idea

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: federal coldplay fan internal respiration

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Magenta parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: house-broken rehab

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Glittery jap

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Glittery jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: federal coldplay fan internal respiration

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: federal coldplay fan internal respiration

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Supple mewling sweet tailpipe

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Supple mewling sweet tailpipe

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: 180 mahogany sound barrier nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: yapping impressive piazza marketing idea

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: pearly philosopher-king hominid

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: wine headpube church

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: federal coldplay fan internal respiration

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: federal coldplay fan internal respiration

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Excitant honey-headed tanning salon

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: federal coldplay fan internal respiration

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: bearded jew principal's office

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Supple mewling sweet tailpipe

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Nubile Crusty Menage Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: kink-friendly transparent plaza

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Milky roommate boltzmann

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Glittery jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: fear-inspiring hairraiser base affirmative action

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Avocado idiotic garrison

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Self-centered Corner Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: stirring territorial coffee pot

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: henna trailer park ratface

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Excitant honey-headed tanning salon

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Insanely creepy associate

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Pea-brained idiot newt

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Pea-brained idiot newt

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Pea-brained idiot newt

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: big drab people who are hurt space

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Black multi-colored bbw

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Pea-brained idiot newt

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Salmon heady foreskin

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: bearded jew principal's office

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: onyx digit ratio dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Black multi-colored bbw

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Salmon heady foreskin

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: arousing mood elastic band

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Excitant honey-headed tanning salon

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Vivacious Cruel-hearted Codepig

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Bistre Twinkling Uncleanness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Vivacious Cruel-hearted Codepig

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Bistre Twinkling Uncleanness

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Vivacious Cruel-hearted Codepig

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Black multi-colored bbw

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: curious place of business legend

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: flickering saffron temple becky

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Sick ultramarine mental disorder range

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Laughsome Amber Faggot Firefighter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Bistre Twinkling Uncleanness

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: razzle university voyeur

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Bistre Twinkling Uncleanness

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: topaz mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Chartreuse stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Pea-brained idiot newt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Salmon heady foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Insanely creepy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: know-it-all cuck locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: internet-worthy chrome juggernaut

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: frozen house halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: rebellious haunted graveyard ceo

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: topaz mediation

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy police squad laser beams

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Pea-brained idiot newt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Wonderful mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: titillating indian lodge blood rage

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Coiffed Fantasy-prone Senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: purple aggressive ape

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Effete Kitchen

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: crystalline beady-eyed forum

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Galvanic Useless Brakes

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: topaz mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: know-it-all cuck locus

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Pearl racy puppy sneaky criminal

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: arousing mood elastic band

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Spectacular sanctuary sex offender

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Exhilarant gas station volcanic crater

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Marvelous fluffy toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Chestnut mind-boggling stage depressive

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: fragrant vengeful theater stage stain

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Vigorous Location

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: sepia casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: cerise personal credit line

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: talented area masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: razzle university voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Avocado idiotic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Avocado idiotic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: sepia casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Avocado idiotic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: slippery spot dysfunction

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: talented area masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Lascivious filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Garnet diverse jewess pervert

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Apoplectic reading party

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Garnet diverse jewess pervert

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Burgundy sexy hall gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Avocado idiotic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Avocado idiotic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Filthy alcoholic pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Burgundy sexy hall gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Burgundy sexy hall gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Vannesa#44198924)