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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Multi-colored Impressive Sandwich



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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: underhanded internet-worthy pit philosopher-king

ft. Drunkard

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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: opaque razzle quadroon new version



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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: self-absorbed corner



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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: supple shrine

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495118&forum_id=2Vannesa#25022890)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Razzmatazz Gaping Tank

PARTNER: I wanted to win that motion worse than I wanted any goddamned thing in my life. You'd think I could just this once, wouldn't you? I didn't care nothing about the trial. Win or lose, I would have been satisfied. I'd have walked away from biglaw and I'd have gone to an IP boutique.

HOBBS: Nothing like a boutique. (smiles) Nothing like being around clients, researching IP. There's nothing like being in the courtroom arguing plant breeders' rights and integrated circuit layout design protection. The most complex stuff you ever saw.

PARTNER: You know, my mother told me I ought to be at an IP boutique.

HOBBS: (smiles) ... My dad wanted me to be a biglawyer.

PARTNER: Well you're better than anyone I ever had.

And you're the best goddamned brief writer I ever saw.

Suit up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495118&forum_id=2Vannesa#25023121)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Bonkers son of senegal



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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Turquoise Bull Headed Brunch



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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: startled mother affirmative action



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Date: February 15th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Gay stimulating reading party



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Date: February 15th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Green Aphrodisiac Station



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Date: February 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: hyperactive cruise ship

180

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Date: February 15th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: mahogany aromatic piazza incel



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Date: February 15th, 2014 5:05 PM
Author: Arousing cuckoldry



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Date: February 28th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Green Aphrodisiac Station



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Date: April 17th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Bonkers son of senegal



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Date: April 17th, 2014 10:02 AM
Author: mauve locale feces



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Date: April 17th, 2014 10:10 AM
Author: amber kitchen puppy



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Date: October 18th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Razzmatazz Gaping Tank



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Razzmatazz Gaping Tank

any voicemos around to vocaroo this shit

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Date: April 18th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: mauve locale feces

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Date: May 26th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: mauve locale feces



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: mauve locale feces



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 3:09 PM
Author: Bespoke bateful casino



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Date: January 11th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: mauve locale feces



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Date: January 11th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: mauve locale feces

this is my favorite post of all time

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Date: February 7th, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: mauve locale feces



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Date: February 28th, 2019 3:39 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Contagious Masturbator



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Date: August 18th, 2019 7:11 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Razzmatazz Gaping Tank



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Date: August 18th, 2019 7:14 PM
Author: erotic menage



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: tripping excitant clown



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Date: September 16th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: You've been an absolute disaster



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Date: January 11th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: lascivious citrine partner

this was wonderful, tyvm.

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Date: July 14th, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: mauve locale feces



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Date: October 12th, 2016 11:47 PM
Author: mauve locale feces



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Date: February 28th, 2019 3:38 AM
Author: irradiated charcoal business firm

was just about to make this thread, glad i searched 1st

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Date: August 15th, 2019 8:21 AM
Author: mauve locale feces



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:53 PM
Author: Multi-colored Impressive Sandwich



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:08 AM
Author: mauve locale feces



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:08 AM
Author: twinkling cerebral elastic band alpha



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:09 AM
Author: mauve locale feces



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:53 AM
Author: fluffy exhilarant locus prole

sounds like a horror show

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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:02 AM
Author: Mentally impaired headpube tanning salon

I sure as hell don't need any middle aged summer associates, Red...

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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:04 AM
Author: mauve locale feces



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:51 AM
Author: mauve locale feces

POP: “Where the hell’d they find ya?”

HOBBS: “O’Holleran & Oderisi. Workers’ Comp.”

POP: “Workers’ Comp. Ya hear that, Red?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495118&forum_id=2Vannesa#42822418)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 9:32 AM
Author: Purple filthpig

Devil's Advocate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495118&forum_id=2Vannesa#42822542)



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Date: September 16th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Yankel Rosenbaum ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495118&forum_id=2Vannesa#49275064)