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April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typ...
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Chartreuse insane dingle berry sweet tailpipe

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27645333)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Aromatic senate laser beams

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27645403)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: Exhilarant point



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Exhilarant point

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: rusted useless brakes



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Exhilarant point

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27645965)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Arrogant Lilac Cuckoldry

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: brass nubile multi-billionaire center

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Sooty Prole Tattoo

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Rose crawly factory reset button

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649714)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
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P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: rusted useless brakes



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: sinister navy rehab

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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
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GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#34306835)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
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(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: Aqua voyeur range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27647567)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Impertinent macaca patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649374)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Sienna trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: galvanic confused church building sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Shivering cobalt business firm coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy water buffalo faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: clear fiercely-loyal ratface cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Aromatic senate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Slate fat ankles son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: amethyst frum sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: amethyst frum sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Burgundy Abode Pistol

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: amethyst frum sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Mahogany multi-colored nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: bipolar hell stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy water buffalo faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: bateful piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: cerebral tank jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy water buffalo faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: Sick glittery mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: tan karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy water buffalo faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: greedy crimson nowag locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Poppy Parlour Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy water buffalo faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Marvelous gaming laptop boltzmann

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy water buffalo faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: spectacular casino

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Marvelous gaming laptop boltzmann

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Chest-beating incel turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Misunderstood box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: dead coral idea he suggested

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: high-end fantasy-prone garrison filthpig

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: primrose home

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: greedy crimson nowag locus

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: heady persian milk

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Adventurous Love Of Her Life

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Arrogant Lilac Cuckoldry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: filthy zombie-like institution international law enforcement agency

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: rusted useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: thirsty mischievous rigpig giraffe

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Cream Trump Supporter

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Fragrant Sickened Brunch Private Investor

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: lemon potus legal warrant

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Exhilarant point

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: sable brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: spectacular casino

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: talented base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Opaque flirting native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: galvanic confused church building sneaky criminal

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: ungodly unhinged public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Racy insecure new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Mahogany multi-colored nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: flatulent provocative hairy legs step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy water buffalo faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Ultramarine free-loading selfie round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: sable brethren

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: sable brethren

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: glassy comical ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Swollen school

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Fragrant Sickened Brunch Private Investor

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: sable brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: cerise slippery crotch

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Sooty Prole Tattoo

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Elite excitant deer antler puppy

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Sooty Prole Tattoo

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Walnut property newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Misanthropic blathering toilet seat

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: cerise slippery crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Misunderstood box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Fragrant Sickened Brunch Private Investor

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Misanthropic blathering toilet seat

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: ruby boyish partner preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Marvelous gaming laptop boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: charismatic area regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Vermilion floppy stead boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Gay Genital Piercing Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: tan karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: electric plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Ultramarine free-loading selfie round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: nudist jap blood rage

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: ruby boyish partner preventive strike

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Misunderstood box office

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: ruby boyish partner preventive strike

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Arrogant Lilac Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: thriller cordovan goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: irate national friendly grandma

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Misanthropic blathering toilet seat

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant point

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Misanthropic blathering toilet seat

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: federal aquamarine mad cow disease juggernaut

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine free-loading selfie round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: shimmering meetinghouse gay wizard

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Vibrant sadistic church

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: glassy comical ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: wonderful tanning salon

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Sooty Prole Tattoo

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: wonderful tanning salon

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Sooty Prole Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Opaque flirting native

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle balding faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: vivacious indian lodge foreskin

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Sooty Prole Tattoo

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: vivacious indian lodge foreskin

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Dull Stag Film Volcanic Crater

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Sooty Prole Tattoo

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Sooty Prole Tattoo

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Sooty Prole Tattoo

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: greedy crimson nowag locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#46981231)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Sooty Prole Tattoo

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: ungodly unhinged public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27650272)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Saffron University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27669998)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Mahogany multi-colored nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27878618)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Emerald demanding reading party

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: glassy comical ticket booth

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Trip cumskin

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: cowardly pit

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Trip cumskin

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Khaki Party Of The First Part

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Vibrant sadistic church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27650909)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Sooty Prole Tattoo

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Rose crawly factory reset button

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Khaki Party Of The First Part

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: cracking domesticated address immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27851709)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Ultramarine free-loading selfie round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#49463319)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: sable brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27851698)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: rusted useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27650263)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: offensive chrome philosopher-king

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Orchid out-of-control heaven

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Dashing iridescent market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27710471)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Sooty Prole Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27710640)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: motley stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27711174)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: twisted liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27851437)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: titillating locale

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: amethyst frum sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27847114)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: filthy zombie-like institution international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27849726)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: twisted liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27851424)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Mahogany multi-colored nursing home

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: razzle principal's office ceo

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: motley stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27856606)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Aromatic senate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#27989251)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Mahogany multi-colored nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#28573915)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Mahogany multi-colored nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#29029487)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine free-loading selfie round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#49464215)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: amethyst frum sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#28337702)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: amethyst frum sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#28456516)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Grizzly theater stage

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: amethyst frum sex offender

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Mahogany multi-colored nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#29406604)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Curious insanely creepy house queen of the night

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: talented base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#29843822)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Hyperactive temple hissy fit

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: amethyst frum sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#30037755)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: Arousing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#30037768)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: well-lubricated light french chef theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#30362150)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: amethyst frum sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#30362240)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: Grizzly theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#32170273)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: talented base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#32401140)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Gay Genital Piercing Police Squad

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Odious Lavender Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#32577548)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: amethyst frum sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#32996983)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: amethyst frum sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#34306526)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: Grizzly theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#34507269)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: pink angry travel guidebook kitchen

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: aphrodisiac weed whacker roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#39668743)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Ultramarine free-loading selfie round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#43769855)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: flatulent provocative hairy legs step-uncle's house

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#43769858)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Emerald demanding reading party

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: scarlet degenerate menage

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUUbXNxUMAA974G.jpg:large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: turquoise medicated whorehouse psychic

This is an amazing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Grizzly theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#36809589)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: amethyst frum sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#39668539)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: Cyan buck-toothed half-breed school cafeteria

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#39668777)



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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: Maniacal violet yarmulke ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#41394435)



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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: Maniacal violet yarmulke ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#41564033)



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Date: March 17th, 2021 1:24 PM
Author: stirring mint alpha corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#42119664)



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Date: June 2nd, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: Vermilion floppy stead boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#42565542)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: amethyst frum sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#42711914)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
Author: Vermilion floppy stead boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#42714853)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: Maniacal violet yarmulke ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#42822849)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:57 AM
Author: Stimulating mother

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#43289786)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: amethyst frum sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#45778659)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: cerebral tank jewess

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#45778737)



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Date: July 18th, 2024 11:11 AM
Author: beady-eyed wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#47860756)



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Date: May 31st, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: obsidian vigorous kitty

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#46373918)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: apoplectic jade keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#46981225)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:45 PM
Author: Maroon 180 headpube



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Date: January 27th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Ultramarine free-loading selfie round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#48594017)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Ultramarine free-loading selfie round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#49463264)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: laughsome pearl wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#49463285)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy water buffalo faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Vannesa#49463459)



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Date: March 7th, 2026 5:52 AM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



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