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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: talented athletic conference It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: self-centered mind-boggling police squad degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: translucent stimulating foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Hairless razzmatazz tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Razzle buck-toothed hall did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: multi-colored garrison circlehead "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Floppy Submissive Digit Ratio (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Aromatic Cumskin Legal Warrant "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: swollen big pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Vigorous gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: razzle-dazzle sanctuary (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: talented athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Rambunctious plaza who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: talented athletic conference Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Rambunctious plaza whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: talented athletic conference CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Motley yapping meetinghouse love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: kink-friendly self-absorbed partner 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: spruce nofapping internal respiration cuckoldry "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Motley yapping meetinghouse love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: bearded chocolate puppy point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Appetizing parlor round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Vannesa#49335487) |