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witht he first overall pick, Skadden selects Jay Cohen from HLS

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Wonderful Step-uncle's House
  04/30/15
This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.
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Bearded address stain
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wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?
aqua principal's office
  04/30/15
traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the mosc...
Wonderful Step-uncle's House
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Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on...
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"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with ...
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Puce Big Mother
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kid has an excellent billing per hour average
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You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of ...
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aqua principal's office
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More please.
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someone's gotta tell me the second pick
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Wonderful
Cyan school cafeteria
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180
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provocative masturbator
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legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.
Stimulating mustard faggotry hissy fit
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180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.
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swashbuckling chapel wrinkle
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Frozen House Idea He Suggested
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Lol
snowy trailer park
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jfc
razzle-dazzle free-loading people who are hurt lodge
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misanthropic dun jap milk
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hot silver box office rigpig
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thriller white locus mental disorder
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180 lmfao
self-centered toaster
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pink orchestra pit dingle berry
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this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant bel...
aqua principal's office
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pink orchestra pit dingle berry
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costumed naked business firm
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Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who...
provocative masturbator
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aqua principal's office
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swashbuckling chapel wrinkle
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Jones Day is now on the clock
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Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder....
territorial church
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"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's vale...
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costumed naked business firm
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180
Soul-stirring Ratface
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Startled friendly grandma
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lmao
Awkward kitchen
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lol
Hairraiser crackhouse
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180 monikers
Passionate harsh halford nursing home
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Spectacular bawdyhouse
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lmao
Stimulating mustard faggotry hissy fit
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classic shit right here
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Slimy dilemma
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Contagious set
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Sickened hideous stead
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Coral ungodly center
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*standing ovation*
Rusted Feces Casino
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Lilac mood
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thriller white locus mental disorder
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the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bry...
Exciting mahogany home water buffalo
  04/30/15
Dechert on the clock
territorial church
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Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago...
Soul-stirring Ratface
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180 this seems like a reach this early
Wonderful Step-uncle's House
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really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hi...
territorial church
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jesus christ
Bateful Pit
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Stimulating mustard faggotry hissy fit
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rofl twice i spit up my coffee itt
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fragrant abode
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provocative masturbator
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this hits a little close to home FUCK
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hot silver box office rigpig
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dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in th...
aqua principal's office
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Orange apoplectic nibblets pocket flask
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*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*
Cyan school cafeteria
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so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or d...
appetizing lake area
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Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't thin...
Internet-worthy antidepressant drug station
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"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have ...
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holy shit this thread isn't funny at all. No wonder you a...
beady-eyed vermilion potus personal credit line
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(IRL Jay Cohen)
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aqua principal's office
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Narrow-minded generalized bond
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i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watche...
appetizing lake area
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are you kidding not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucki...
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that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today fri...
Walnut arrogant site
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It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for '...
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misanthropic dun jap milk
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Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm
Vibrant sanctuary half-breed
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"With the fourth pick . . . Baker Botts selects . ....
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lol what a reach!
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diverse place of business
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unrealistic.
olive cracking stage
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exhilarant sadistic heaven
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"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the...
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Cobalt Love Of Her Life
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frightening
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Wonderful Step-uncle's House
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180s all around
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fuck
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aqua principal's office
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devestating
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I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loa...
Bateful Pit
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This one gets me.
Stirring greedy patrolman point
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Coral ungodly center
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Rusted Feces Casino
  12/22/21
a remarkable thread
Tan mexican roast beef
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"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick...
boyish hunting ground
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she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her tr...
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Turquoise dysfunction
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Cobalt Love Of Her Life
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aqua principal's office
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While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Gr...
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hot silver box office rigpig
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one of those threads I could've sworn has already been done....
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Offensive lavender public bath
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180
electric dull property
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this is gaining traction on twitter
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link?
navy marvelous rehab stock car
  09/03/15
holy shit 180^180
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Latham & Watkins is now on the clock. Dan, I really l...
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aqua principal's office
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An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins bring...
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lol
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Henna Nudist Newt Ladyboy
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Erotic irradiated candlestick maker
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180 thread
laughsome private investor
  05/01/15
i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep ...
olive cracking stage
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Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's ...
territorial church
  05/01/15
jesus
Impertinent talking meetinghouse legal warrant
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aqua principal's office
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great work ITT. you understand the spirit and the language
misanthropic dun jap milk
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Wonderful Step-uncle's House
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Wonderful Step-uncle's House
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oh fuck
haunting senate telephone
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Tan mexican roast beef
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this thread got fucking dark
Bateful Pit
  07/24/15
1 fuckin' 80
iridescent self-absorbed space
  07/24/15
jfc
Black locale
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violet gaming laptop
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honey-headed cuckold boltzmann
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Razzmatazz Obsidian Brunch Tank
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exhilarant sadistic heaven
  02/15/20
Is the person that this is based off a recruiter now?
Magenta Doobsian Mediation
  07/12/21
omggggggggg
Rusted Feces Casino
  12/22/21
Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from G...
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aqua principal's office
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Wonderful Step-uncle's House
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While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting...
territorial church
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I LOL'd at the boxy Jos A Bank suit
Bateful Pit
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olive cracking stage
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Wonderful Step-uncle's House
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exhilarant sadistic heaven
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exhilarant sadistic heaven
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Vivacious Carnelian Menage
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Erotic irradiated candlestick maker
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Orange apoplectic nibblets pocket flask
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Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of th...
territorial church
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180.
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Sooty Crawly Plaza
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brilliant
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bespoke church building codepig
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JFC
Vivacious Carnelian Menage
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Hairraiser crackhouse
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Flushed Garrison
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territorial church
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sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness
Vigorous red police squad trust fund
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fucking trigger warning bro
Adulterous Floppy Hell Ape
  09/28/17
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balding preventive strike affirmative action
  08/27/20
18000
Godawful heady theater
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Stimulating mustard faggotry hissy fit
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Pea-brained shrine
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Wonderful Step-uncle's House
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electric dull property
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misanthropic dun jap milk
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this needs to be revisited.
180 crotch
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cream bull headed parlor liquid oxygen
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Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden
Deep blathering national
  07/24/15
Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy n...
Wonderful Step-uncle's House
  07/25/15
Makes it that much more funny, I guess.
Deep blathering national
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Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(
Wonderful Step-uncle's House
  07/25/15
The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this...
Charismatic regret
  07/25/15
Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen i...
Deep blathering national
  07/25/15
No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.
Charismatic regret
  07/25/15
Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.
Deep blathering national
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Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy...
Wonderful Step-uncle's House
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Possibly my favorite thread of all time.
Charismatic regret
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This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are...
Bateful Pit
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Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to th...
Odious Dopamine
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Cruel-hearted native
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The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversa...
Cerebral twinkling library
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Link?
dead outnumbered elastic band gas station
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Sickened hideous stead
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ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update: "Dis...
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Irate Umber Institution New Version
  09/03/15
*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*
Passionate harsh halford nursing home
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so, how has Cohen been doing?
Internet-worthy antidepressant drug station
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Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM e...
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dashing hairless prole theater stage
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Black locale
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Wild scourge upon the earth
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Unhinged topaz state fanboi
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grizzly zombie-like cuckoldry
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Pea-brained shrine
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domesticated temple
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comical ruby useless brakes community account
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Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?
excitant theatre
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aphrodisiac location
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180 bump
Racy indian lodge coffee pot
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cream bull headed parlor liquid oxygen
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Adulterous Floppy Hell Ape
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concupiscible mint whorehouse karate
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day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham
territorial church
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we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the secon...
cream bull headed parlor liquid oxygen
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underrated
Lilac mood
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exhilarant sadistic heaven
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weil gotshal on the clock
Adulterous Floppy Hell Ape
  10/01/17
This was me. Love u guys
Cheese-eating titillating hospital
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How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the ...
Lemon judgmental parlour
  01/27/18
And well into the second day, we still havent seen anyone g...
glittery university
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aromatic faggot firefighter
  01/27/18
Really good thread
aromatic faggot firefighter
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glittery university
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has anyone been cut yet?
claret fantasy-prone cuck lay
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Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her of...
cream bull headed parlor liquid oxygen
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Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick coul...
Gold hall
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We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the firs...
french market quadroon
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more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character iss...
territorial church
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razzle mewling piazza
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Adulterous Floppy Hell Ape
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"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long...
Sickened hideous stead
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fucking brutal, 180
Adulterous Floppy Hell Ape
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Orange apoplectic nibblets pocket flask
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maize ticket booth international law enforcement agency
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aromatic faggot firefighter
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Welp, that's enough internet for one day
Narrow-minded generalized bond
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burgundy curious philosopher-king filthpig
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hot silver box office rigpig
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Coral ungodly center
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180
pearl coiffed toilet seat stage
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seedy organic girlfriend
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Orange apoplectic nibblets pocket flask
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Ruddy genital piercing den
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Wow.
Candy Ride
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Sickened hideous stead
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territorial church
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Classic thread.
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Unhinged topaz state fanboi
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arousing messiness
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exhilarant sadistic heaven
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Flushed Garrison
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aqua principal's office
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Splenetic twinkling uncleanness
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lascivious rose tanning salon
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lascivious rose tanning salon
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pearl coiffed toilet seat stage
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hot silver box office rigpig
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Godawful heady theater
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violent sandwich school
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Magenta Doobsian Mediation
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Histrionic brass spot
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hot silver box office rigpig
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provocative masturbator
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In a 3 part series, we look into how Zoom interviews have re...
Magenta Doobsian Mediation
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Candy Ride
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chest-beating old irish cottage
  12/22/21
Going to print this thread, laminate and bind it.
Rusted Feces Casino
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chest-beating old irish cottage
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Paralegal Nahasapeemapetilon
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btw, i don't follow the scholastic game much anymore, but i ...
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Puce Big Mother
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Judas Jones
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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: Wonderful Step-uncle's House



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: Orange apoplectic nibblets pocket flask

This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.

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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Wonderful Step-uncle's House



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: costumed naked business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796061)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling chapel wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407816)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: Adulterous Floppy Hell Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#30378422)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Sickened hideous stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#36294901)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Sickened hideous stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#36296450)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Narrow-minded generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#37434605)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Puce Big Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#47801857)



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Date: October 11th, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Bearded address stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#48188448)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: aqua principal's office

wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795885)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: Wonderful Step-uncle's House

traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the moscow office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795907)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Orange apoplectic nibblets pocket flask

Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on the 2014 deal boards, since 2012, biglaw has used a weighted lottery system much like the NBA and Cheesecake Factory. So there's no guarantee that last place will get first pick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795923)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: pink orchestra pit dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796051)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: pink orchestra pit dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795924)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: misanthropic dun jap milk

"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with the number one overall pick. Dan?"

"Yeah Brett this makes a lot of sense to me. The kid's got a short body, really weak limbs, and fibromyalgia. There's no way he's going to have other things going on in his social life. He also won the Sears, and Skadden doesn't get many looks at students of his caliber on their appellate practice team. Cohen's going to bring some much needed depth to their 2nd Circuit offerings."

"Here we see some of his results from the combine, and again, just fantastic results. We don't see the explosiveness that we see out of other likely first rounders in doc review, but Cohen made it 9 hours in the piss break test, the third overall highest performance, and he put up an astonishing 19 hours billed before 'needing a nap'. We just don't see much of this kind of endurance out of top-ranked HLS students. Really a no-brainer first pick."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795886)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: Puce Big Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795905)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Wonderful Step-uncle's House

kid has an excellent billing per hour average

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795919)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:37 PM
Author: Orange apoplectic nibblets pocket flask

You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of promise in being able to push those time entries just about as close to the line as you can get without drawing a foul from corporate counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795957)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: pink orchestra pit dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795929)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: Bearded amber forum voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795934)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: Orange apoplectic nibblets pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795942)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: aqua principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795946)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Cobalt Love Of Her Life

More please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795952)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: misanthropic dun jap milk

someone's gotta tell me the second pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795955)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: Startled friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796129)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: Cyan school cafeteria

Wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799685)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: Awkward kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799693)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: Hairraiser crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799697)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: galvanic green stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799703)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: provocative masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799710)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Spectacular bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799720)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: Stimulating mustard faggotry hissy fit

legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799810)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: Vivacious Carnelian Menage

180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803507)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Stirring greedy patrolman point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27849028)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling chapel wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407812)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: Frozen House Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#29278897)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: snowy trailer park

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#30378794)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle free-loading people who are hurt lodge

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#30803991)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 1:46 AM
Author: misanthropic dun jap milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#31072051)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: misanthropic dun jap milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#33350703)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Sickened hideous stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#36294276)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Pontificating goyim resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#36642860)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:35 PM
Author: hot silver box office rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#40819474)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: Coral ungodly center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#40819539)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: thriller white locus mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#48185570)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: self-centered toaster

180 lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#48185574)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: pink orchestra pit dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795922)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: aqua principal's office

this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant believe it's never been done before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795949)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: pink orchestra pit dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796030)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: costumed naked business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796060)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: provocative masturbator

Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who just joined?"-level potential, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799822)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: aqua principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803046)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling chapel wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407818)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored bistre range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#41916492)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: Wonderful Step-uncle's House

Jones Day is now on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27795986)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: territorial church

Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796017)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: misanthropic dun jap milk

"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's valedictorian Stephen Richards. Richards clerked on the 6th Circuit and looks great in a suit. Your thoughts?"

"Brett, it's the obvious choice. Richards has condemned the ACA in print and published an article in the Columbia Law Review about the role of historical role of clergy in the drafting of statutes. We are told that he has also not yet united with a woman and is not yet a priest of his home, and Jones Day has deployed pent up sexual frustration to great effect all across their midwestern presence, getting Cleveland associates to work well past the hour that the city has gone to bed. Richards can bring that kind of gay Mormon energy to the team."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796019)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: aqua principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796046)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: pink orchestra pit dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796048)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Wonderful Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796049)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: costumed naked business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796057)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796080)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: Startled friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796130)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: Awkward kitchen

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799695)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: Hairraiser crackhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799699)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Passionate harsh halford nursing home

180 monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27800835)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Spectacular bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799716)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: Stimulating mustard faggotry hissy fit

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799812)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: supple sex offender cruise ship

classic shit right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27800038)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:58 PM
Author: Offensive lavender public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803326)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:29 PM
Author: Flushed Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#29279205)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Slimy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#33350735)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: Contagious set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#33350804)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Sickened hideous stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#36294351)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: Coral ungodly center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#40819540)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: Rusted Feces Casino

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#43657367)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:56 PM
Author: Lilac mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#48185566)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: thriller white locus mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#48185573)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: Exciting mahogany home water buffalo

the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bryant fall after those well-publicized off-the-quad issues relating to alleged tweets expressing a so-called "shitlib" worldview. that has really hurt him in the eyes of a lot of GMs, which you know is being discussed right now in a lot of war rooms as they try to balance that against the potential that, with his UNLIMITED upside potential, they could be passing up another Andrew A. Pinson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796067)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: territorial church

Dechert on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796097)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ratface

Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago Coif, first generation American, he's shed the accent but still is far from integrated into American social life.

You know Dan you read the OCI interviewer reports and this guy seems like a slam dunk for Dechert. But as you know I have a heavy ground presence at UChicago and I have sources telling me some troubling things about Vikram's lunchtime outside lecturer attendance. There seems a real pattern of attending "public interest" lectures, especially focused on the plight of the third world poor. This is going to go far beyond the prescribed pro-bono vision of most firms, and I imagine it is something Dechert is struggling with as the clock dwindles down. Don't be surprised if we see a last second trade at this spot, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796155)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Wonderful Step-uncle's House

180

this seems like a reach this early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796163)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:12 PM
Author: territorial church

really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hints of a gut. give this kid some seamless and have him sit down in chair for 16 hrs, and he's gonna put on 25, 30 lbs easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796234)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Bateful Pit

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799714)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: Stimulating mustard faggotry hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799819)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Passionate harsh halford nursing home

rofl

twice i spit up my coffee itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27800846)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: Offensive lavender public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803312)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:10 PM
Author: fragrant abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803415)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: Sooty Crawly Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803436)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:31 PM
Author: provocative masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27804230)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:35 PM
Author: mind-boggling base internal respiration

this hits a little close to home FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27804249)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Godawful heady theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#30378703)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 3:18 PM
Author: Godawful heady theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#43250968)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: Spectacular bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799725)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:37 PM
Author: hot silver box office rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#40819492)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: Histrionic brass spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#43252112)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:18 PM
Author: aqua principal's office

dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in the draft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27796290)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 2:54 AM
Author: Orange apoplectic nibblets pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799086)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: Cyan school cafeteria

*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799686)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: appetizing lake area

so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or did Stroock's GM trade the #1 pick for help getting a reservation at dorsia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799694)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: Internet-worthy antidepressant drug station

Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't think he was invited to the draft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799701)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: Cobalt Love Of Her Life

"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have pulled the draft from Indy after the entire RFRA scandal, but I think everybody was overlooking other issues..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799723)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Internet-worthy antidepressant drug station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799797)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: beady-eyed vermilion potus personal credit line

holy shit this thread isn't funny at all.

No wonder you are all a bunch of no-friend faggots IRL.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799752)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: Cobalt Love Of Her Life

(IRL Jay Cohen)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799758)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: Internet-worthy antidepressant drug station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799792)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: aqua principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803006)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Stirring greedy patrolman point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27849035)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:44 PM
Author: Narrow-minded generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#38200984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: appetizing lake area

i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watched the draft and usually have the sound off when i have a game on.

it's clearly well executed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27800047)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: Passionate harsh halford nursing home

are you kidding

not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucking thing evar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27800865)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Walnut arrogant site

that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today friendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803042)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:56 PM
Author: Offensive lavender public bath

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803315)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: misanthropic dun jap milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27804453)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: Vibrant sanctuary half-breed

Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27804217)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: Internet-worthy antidepressant drug station

"With the fourth pick . . .

Baker Botts selects . . .

Chad Thundercock, III, Vanderbilt University"

Whoa! Bit of a reach from Baker Botts here going for Thundercock with so many proven talents on the board such as Lawson Ng from Boalt Hall and Jonas Kaplan from Columbia. Thundercock put up mediocre numbers during his time at Vanderbilt, 2.5 GPA, some uninspiring moot court performances, but he really shined at the combine, stunning the crowd with record speed in the notorious find and replace drill. A lot of scouts think he has tremendous upside, but you'd think Botts could have traded down and still landed Chad later in the round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799790)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Cobalt Love Of Her Life

lol what a reach!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799800)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: Wonderful Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799935)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: diverse place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799990)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: olive cracking stage

unrealistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803038)



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:43 PM
Author: exhilarant sadistic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#39599343)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: provocative masturbator

"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the mock drafts, they'll be taking a good hard look at Mike Dammer here."

"They certainly will. Dammer worried a lot of people when, after a 1L in the library all night, he spent 2L and 3L going out with friends occasionally, and there were even some rumblings of a girlfriend. But you just can't ignore those incredible combine numbers--$250k of debt out of Cornell ON TOP OF the $70k he'd built up at Middlebury! Safe to say any firm looks at those numbers and thinks 'Here's a guy who will never, ever leave.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799799)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Cobalt Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799805)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Internet-worthy antidepressant drug station

frightening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799807)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: Awkward kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799820)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Stimulating mustard faggotry hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799830)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: Spectacular bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799933)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: Wonderful Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799936)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Poppy Office Coldplay Fan

180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799960)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Hairraiser crackhouse

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799998)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: aqua principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803013)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:42 PM
Author: maize ticket booth international law enforcement agency

devestating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803249)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: Bateful Pit

I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loan part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27804474)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Stirring greedy patrolman point

This one gets me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27849045)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:01 AM
Author: swashbuckling chapel wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407837)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: maize ticket booth international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28455711)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: Black locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28684524)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: exhilarant sadistic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#33350732)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:44 PM
Author: Coral ungodly center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#40819548)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:37 PM
Author: Rusted Feces Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#43657389)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: Tan mexican roast beef

a remarkable thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27799973)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:07 PM
Author: boyish hunting ground

"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick number 6. Now, sources close to Cravath's training camp indicate the firm has worked out Michigan's Rachel Cohenberg. This would be an interesting choice. She has shown flashes of big-firm star material throughout her law school career - magna cum laude, law review, plus key intangibles like a lack of committed relationship and enthusiastic participation in two half marathons, sure to be a hit among Cravath's Type A womens committee culture. However, her draft stock took a hit when she failed to secure her coveted executive board position on the Law Review, spending her 3L year instead as a lowly contributing editor, and she spooked several recruiting committees at the 1L Meet The Firm event by asking about firm policies for artificial insemination and maternity leave. All in all, a risk with significant upside that Cravath may be well-positioned to absorb.

Back to Roger in the studio for a breaking USNWR rankings report."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27800691)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Wonderful Step-uncle's House

she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her trips abroad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27800782)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: Turquoise dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27800869)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Cobalt Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27802989)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: aqua principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803019)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: cream bull headed parlor liquid oxygen

While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum joins us live from Georgetown University Law Center with a developing story. Nate, what are you hearing?

I've just been informed by several partners at various Vault 100 firms that they have completely removed Georgetown top prospect and law review editor Ben Schwartzman from their boards amidst rumors that he wore a black suit and rubber soled shoes to on campus interviews. I'll stay with this intriguing development and provide updates accordingly, but right now it looks like Schwartzman's in for a long lonely stay in the green room, similar to most of his weekends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803081)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:59 PM
Author: Sooty Crawly Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803335)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:38 PM
Author: hot silver box office rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#40819502)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:41 PM
Author: maize ticket booth international law enforcement agency

one of those threads I could've sworn has already been done.

That's the way it is with good ones, you're sure you've read them before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803243)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:57 PM
Author: Offensive lavender public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803320)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:50 PM
Author: electric dull property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803293)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:52 PM
Author: Glassy digit ratio son of senegal

this is gaining traction on twitter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803296)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: navy marvelous rehab stock car

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28684690)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: Impertinent talking meetinghouse legal warrant

holy shit 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803313)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: Sooty Crawly Plaza

Latham & Watkins is now on the clock.

Dan, I really like Darnell Jenkins from Howard University. He's a real blue-collar lunch pail kind of guy. He doesn't have the intellectual horsepower of a Jay Cohen or a Stephen Richards and there are questions about the quality of his competition at Morehouse and Howard but what he lacks in brainpower he more than makes up for with heart and the intangibles. He's a hard-working leader who's well-respected by his peers and his professors, and he'll be an instant client-favorite.

Brett, I agree. For these lower picks it's not about finding the superstars but finding the role-players to plug the gaps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803432)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: aqua principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803442)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: cream bull headed parlor liquid oxygen

An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins brings to the firm basketball team, which in recent years has suffered after the lateral of Tyrone Collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803523)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Sooty Crawly Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27804660)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:48 PM
Author: aqua principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27804667)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: Erotic irradiated candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27808397)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Vivacious Carnelian Menage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27990770)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling chapel wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407821)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Henna Nudist Newt Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35252903)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 10:11 PM
Author: Erotic irradiated candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35935706)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: laughsome private investor

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803435)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: olive cracking stage

i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep in the draft and no one from yls has even been brought up. i know some firms have been shying away from yls after getting burned on clerkship defections the past few years, but still. Care to fill in the audience on this recent phenomenon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803510)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: territorial church

Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's talk a little bit about Jessica Birken from NYU. Her stats don't really pop off the page, but I think there's a lot to like here in terms of 'want to'. You're looking a woman here--recruiters are gonna toss around the phrase 'Shrew'--you're looking at a woman here who's had two abortions without betraying the slightest hint of emotion. After the second one, when she was a 3L, she went hard at Bar Review later that very day and raw dogged a 1L. I'm told she skipped her grandmother's funeral in order to go on Spring Break with the law school 'cool clique'; she just couldn't stand the idea of missing the social media photo opps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803616)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:58 PM
Author: Impertinent talking meetinghouse legal warrant

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803728)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:00 PM
Author: aqua principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803738)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: misanthropic dun jap milk

great work ITT. you understand the spirit and the language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803872)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: maize ticket booth international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803903)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: Wonderful Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803905)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:23 PM
Author: Wonderful Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803877)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: haunting senate telephone

oh fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27849095)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:23 PM
Author: Tan mexican roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27849099)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:49 PM
Author: Bateful Pit

this thread got fucking dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407775)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: iridescent self-absorbed space

1 fuckin' 80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407785)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: Black locale

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28684548)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: violet gaming laptop



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Date: July 10th, 2017 3:40 AM
Author: honey-headed cuckold boltzmann



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Obsidian Brunch Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#34501576)



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: exhilarant sadistic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#39599369)



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Date: July 12th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: Magenta Doobsian Mediation

Is the person that this is based off a recruiter now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#42772283)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:38 PM
Author: Rusted Feces Casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#43657394)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:05 PM
Author: cream bull headed parlor liquid oxygen

Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from Georgetown University Law Center to give us an update on the sliding Ben Schwartzman. Nate?

Brett, I just got off the phone with Schwartzman's agent, his father Ari, who vehemently denies reports that his son, the prize GULC recruit, wore a black suit and rubber soles to on campus interviews. In fact, his agent father claims that Ben only wears Allen Edmonds Park Avenues and was close to reaching an endorsement deal with the esteemed brand until these vicious rumors started. As of now we are unsure where the rumors started, with some fellow Hoyas speculating that the leak came out of the camp of a rival student whom Schwartzman jilted at the Barrister's Ball. More to come.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803767)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: aqua principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803895)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: Wonderful Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803910)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: territorial church

While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting word that--no surprise really--we're learning that number 1 pick Jay Cohen inked a deal with Jos A Bank. Jay was seen wearing a particularly boxy dark grey number when he walked up to the podium. Let's see how the pant's stand up when Cohen starts putting some more meat on those thighs and does some serious sitting.

On the flip side, Brian Chen of UPenn, undrafted so far, is wearing just a, wow, just a skin tight suit. His dick might be wider than those lapels. Anyway, as he waits to see weather DLA is gonna take a flyer on him, he's flitting around in a pocket square and some loud argyle socks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803921)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: cream bull headed parlor liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803927)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: Bateful Pit

I LOL'd at the boxy Jos A Bank suit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27804496)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: olive cracking stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27808005)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Wonderful Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27849042)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: exhilarant sadistic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#33350801)



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:52 PM
Author: exhilarant sadistic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#39599372)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Vivacious Carnelian Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27990766)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: Erotic irradiated candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28522768)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:18 PM
Author: Orange apoplectic nibblets pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27803848)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: territorial church

Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of the combine. We've been hearing that depending on the firm or managing partner, that metric is going to be looked at differently.

Yeah, Dan, there are a couple different takes on that. Some firms are gonna look at a summer associate who orders right up to the firm's nightly dollar limit as too assertive. Yes that cost is getting passed on to the client, but that's evidence of an associate trying to max out their own welfare in some small regard. Lot of firms don't want to see that kind of behavior, no matter how trivially it manifests itself.

And other firms, Brett?

Yeah, they're gonna look at *what* you ordered. If you're hitting the dollar limit, but you're getting their not by ordering a small amount of good sushi or whatever, but a ton of shit food--I'm talking about burger, fries, shake, chickent tenders, cheesecake from a midtown diner--they're gonna like that. Some firms will like that sort of sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27804767)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: cream bull headed parlor liquid oxygen

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27804812)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 PM
Author: Sooty Crawly Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27804826)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 4:50 PM
Author: adventurous pale field mad-dog skullcap

brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27808467)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Wonderful Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27853598)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 10:16 AM
Author: bespoke church building codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27853635)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Vivacious Carnelian Menage

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27990763)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 6:51 PM
Author: Hairraiser crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28522797)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Flushed Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#29279242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: territorial church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#31202519)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: Vigorous red police squad trust fund

sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#31202660)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:20 PM
Author: Adulterous Floppy Hell Ape

fucking trigger warning bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#34321504)



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Date: August 27th, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: balding preventive strike affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#40819742)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Godawful heady theater

18000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#41916475)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: Stimulating mustard faggotry hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27804949)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Pea-brained shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27849020)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 9:59 AM
Author: Wonderful Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27853585)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: electric dull property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#27990814)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: misanthropic dun jap milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407698)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: 180 crotch

this needs to be revisited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407749)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: cream bull headed parlor liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407751)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: Deep blathering national

Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407827)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Wonderful Step-uncle's House

Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407842)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: Deep blathering national

Makes it that much more funny, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407846)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Wonderful Step-uncle's House

Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407849)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Charismatic regret

The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this thread is based upon, the actual Jay Cohen has interned with both the NBA and NFL:

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jay-cohen/63/55b/b74

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407861)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Deep blathering national

Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen in biglaw nyc. How many can there be?

Also, you should consider taking the link down. People on this bort can be unhinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407869)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:17 AM
Author: Charismatic regret

No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407894)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: Deep blathering national

Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407906)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Wonderful Step-uncle's House

Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy doesn't visit this great bort and think I was making fun of him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407873)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Charismatic regret

Possibly my favorite thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28407843)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: Bateful Pit

This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are two of the best threads I've ever seen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28408043)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Odious Dopamine

Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to the hype.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28455738)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#29278934)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Cerebral twinkling library

The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28455920)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: dead outnumbered elastic band gas station

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35924205)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: Sickened hideous stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#36295661)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: cream bull headed parlor liquid oxygen

ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update:

"Disappointing is the word being thrown around the Cadwalader camp as first round selection Mike Dammer has struggled to grasp the firm's formbook in summer assignments.

It seems scouts' pre-draft fears that Cornell's theory-heavy program would leave Dammer unprepared for the professional game were well founded, and you can expect the second-guessing to begin. Reports indicate Dammer has struggled to grasp even routine pleadings and motions, and recently had no idea how to draft a simple 12(b)(6).

We'll have an update on Jay Cohen's progress at Skadden camp next."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28455811)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: Irate Umber Institution New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28684468)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Passionate harsh halford nursing home

*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28684536)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Internet-worthy antidepressant drug station

so, how has Cohen been doing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#29754172)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:54 PM
Author: cream bull headed parlor liquid oxygen

Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM every morning and the light doesn't go out until 8 pm at night.

This flippant attitude toward leaving the office early while other young associates are still slaving away has soured some at Skadden on the brash Cohen, and rumors persist he recently was called into a one-on-one meeting with a senior partner.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#31202608)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Internet-worthy antidepressant drug station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#47801877)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: dashing hairless prole theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28525471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:29 PM
Author: Black locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#28684480)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:02 PM
Author: Wild scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#29275077)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 8:58 PM
Author: Unhinged topaz state fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#29754062)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: grizzly zombie-like cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#29754138)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Pea-brained shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#29952033)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: domesticated temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#30357358)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Trip ultramarine hominid macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#30375332)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: comical ruby useless brakes community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#30803971)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: excitant theatre

Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#31202600)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: aphrodisiac location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#33179547)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Racy indian lodge coffee pot

180 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#33179555)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: cream bull headed parlor liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#33186931)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Adulterous Floppy Hell Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#34501498)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: concupiscible mint whorehouse karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#33179557)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: territorial church

day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#33186860)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: cream bull headed parlor liquid oxygen

we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the second day after failing to test positive for adderall at the combine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#33186947)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: Lilac mood

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#48185580)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: exhilarant sadistic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#34321462)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: Adulterous Floppy Hell Ape

weil gotshal on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#34340870)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: Cheese-eating titillating hospital

This was me. Love u guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35252854)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: Lemon judgmental parlour

How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35252944)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: glittery university

And well into the second day, we still havent seen anyone go from WUSTL. Is that a surprise, Brent?

I dont think so, Rick. I think theres a lot of uncertainty in the ability of that program to produce coachable guys. Firms have learned that just putting up numbers for a couple of years in their system doesnt necessarily translate to the next level. You have a lot of kids coming out of theresplitters, you might call themwho didnt show hustle in undergrad and then only put forth effort learning logic games for the LSAT. That sort of gaming the system approach puzzles firmsis this the kind of kid who is going to immediately focus on building a skillset writing convincing billing entries, or is he going to see the recruiter invites on LinkedIn and standard three-month severance package and learn to coast and lateral? Also, remember that a lot of these kids who turned down sticker at Georgetown here to take a full ride at a school in a cheap flyover city. That lack of prestige obsession compounds the concerns. And I dont need to remind you about the Cravath first year bust from there who quit in the middle of deal to take a job at a four-attorney firm in *South Carolina*.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35254090)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: aromatic faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35254151)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: aromatic faggot firefighter

Really good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35254152)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: glittery university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35924070)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: claret fantasy-prone cuck lay

has anyone been cut yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35924075)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: cream bull headed parlor liquid oxygen

Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her office cleared out at the end of her first year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#37434878)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Gold hall

Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick could change the entire trajectory of the draft, Dan.

Dan: That's exactly right Bill. If White & Case takes one of the tax guys here, either Ari Levy or Ilan Gross, expect to see a mini-run on tax guys and some reaches as this draft is clearly light on the superstar tax associates. On the other hand, if White & Case goes for its traditional litigator it could be a long night for the tax guys and they may fall all the way to the third round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35924229)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: french market quadroon

We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the first round. The argument has been that they are interchangeable, you can always find a new one to transfer in from a V100-150. But Ari Levy's combine performance might be enough to get him a look here. His theoretical billable recovery percentage is off the charts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35924275)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: territorial church

more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character issues'. theyre really gonna be thinking twice about any prospect with a demonstrated passion for any public interest causes or any sort of ethical compunction generally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35924302)



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Date: April 28th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: razzle mewling piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#35940532)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Adulterous Floppy Hell Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#36293966)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: Sickened hideous stead

"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long-term relationship isn't quite the red flag that it used to be?"

Absolutely - in the past firms had usually passed on prospects who failed the LTR test because being in one was seen as a strong predictor of early lateraling. Short-term relationships were seen as totally fine, in fact, a positive if you were having a lot of them, because it was reflective of a deep insecurity that psychologically required prestige, and perhaps even practically required prestige in order to be more desirable, what with biglaw draftees not really having anything else going for them.

But over time firms began to learn that some LTRs were in fact a strong positive on billing per day and on overall years. So now people who test positive for an LTR are put through a battery of tests designed to learn more about the relationship. If the prospect's long-term partner is a warm, cheerful woman who's loved him since before law school and has a nurturing type of job, that's still a huge red flag and indicates early lateraling or even retirement from legal practice. In fact, relationships that began in high-school - "long-term organic" - are dealbreakers for most firms. Actually, *every* firm if the tests reveal that they ever went apple or berry picking together during summer -- just too risky.

But if the prospect's partner is a cold, materialistic, status-conscious, professional-type - a "shrew", firms realize that's big upside. The prospect is gonna start wanting to spend more and more time at the office, spiking average billing per day. He's also gonna be way more trapped, increasing longevity. I heard one stats guy at Weil say the longevity impact is like having an extra $445,950 in debt. I know, it's huge. So firms now are really paying attention to the partner's socials - if there's a high Insta/Tweet/Facebook post per event ratio, or any comments about being child-free or egg freezing, or posts about marathons and countries traveled, those are big big plus for the prospect. If the relationship began on a swipe-app, that's another positive, cause it's unlikely that they'll ever really care about each other enough to support each other through major life changes - like quitting law and moving back home, not to mention the fundamental status-consciousness inherent in those who... fell in love -- *chuckle* -- from a swipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#36294170)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Adulterous Floppy Hell Ape

fucking brutal, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#36294177)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: Orange apoplectic nibblets pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#36294190)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: cream bull headed parlor liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#37434623)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: talented khaki corner athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#37434647)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: fishy motley death wish pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#37434921)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: maize ticket booth international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#38200953)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:41 PM
Author: aromatic faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#38200965)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:47 PM
Author: Narrow-minded generalized bond

Welp, that's enough internet for one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#38201002)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: burgundy curious philosopher-king filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#38206255)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:39 PM
Author: hot silver box office rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Vannesa#40819513)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:47 PM
Author: Coral ungodly center



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Date: June 19th, 2023 1:00 PM
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Date: September 18th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Candy Ride

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Date: June 25th, 2018 2:31 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:23 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:30 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:32 PM
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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:04 PM
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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:12 PM
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Date: April 23rd, 2020 3:06 PM
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Date: September 10th, 2020 10:06 PM
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Date: October 7th, 2020 10:37 AM
Author: pearl coiffed toilet seat stage



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Date: January 27th, 2021 1:08 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2021 10:37 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2021 10:40 PM
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Date: September 14th, 2021 7:54 PM
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Date: September 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:34 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:42 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:43 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:46 PM
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btw, i don't follow the scholastic game much anymore, but i did hear that this year's top M&A prospect is scheduling an easy final semester in order to get a jump on bar study.

do you think this will help or hurt him in the draft?

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Date: September 18th, 2025 1:30 PM
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