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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:31 AM Author: Orange trip liquid oxygen http://www.stoa.org/diotima/anthology/quinn_jokes.shtml
#251. The lady of a house had a simple-minded slave. But when she got a peek at just how thick his other head was also, she lusted after him. She put a mask over her face so that he wouldn't recognize her, and played around with him. Joining her game, he had sex with her. Then, grinning as he usually did, he reported to his master: "Sir, sir, I fucked the dancer and the mistress was inside!"
#43. When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear-entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"
#64. An intellectual bought a pair of pants. But he could hardly put them on because they were too tight. So he got rid of the hair around his legs.
#245A. A young man invited into his home frisky old women. He said to his servants: "Mix a drink for one, and have sex with the other, if she wants to." The women spoke up as one: "I'm not thirsty." |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:09 AM Author: opaque offensive digit ratio stage 43: earl waiting for his fiance by the back door, just where he likes to wait (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825255) |
Date: May 5th, 2015 1:33 AM Author: Sinister racy internal respiration garrison Only the high IQ bros were allowed to write down jokes in those days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825063) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:35 AM Author: naked elastic band depressive #57. An intellectual got a slave pregnant. At the birth, his father suggested that the child be killed. The intellectual replied: "First murder your own children and then tell me to kill mine."[4] not bad |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:26 AM Author: Up-to-no-good idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27831199) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:41 AM Author: startling fluffy locus lol at "horny women" being the only joke category about women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825110) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 8:51 AM Author: Talented Plaza Queen Of The Night Well, your future wife Tinder slutting it up seems to be the only one here .. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825989) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:45 AM Author: Drunken exhilarant ceo party of the first part #45. An intellectual during the night ravished his grandmother and for this got a beating from his father. He complained: "You've been mounting my mother for a long time, without suffering any consequences from me. And now you're mad that you found me screwing your mother for the first time ever! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825126) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:24 AM Author: Iridescent hospital skinny woman wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825335) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:25 AM Author: Drunken exhilarant ceo party of the first part wtf indeed! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825341) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:53 AM Author: chocolate histrionic center travel guidebook 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825514) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:33 AM Author: Indecent Bateful Faggot Firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27826087) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 6:15 PM Author: fragrant psychic philosopher-king loooooool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27828719) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 6:16 PM Author: Judgmental brethren theater dat GILF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27828729) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2017 10:13 PM Author: well-lubricated coffee pot pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#32893458) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:49 AM Author: Drunken exhilarant ceo party of the first part #115. An Abderite saw a eunuch talking with a woman and asked him if she was his wife. When he replied that eunuchs can't have wives, the Abderite asked: "So is she your daughter?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825158) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:21 AM Author: spectacular abode i dont get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825312) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:25 AM Author: Drunken exhilarant ceo party of the first part how is he going to have a daughter if he cant fuck? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825346) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:48 AM Author: Orange trip liquid oxygen Also those fucking Abderites are just stupid as Hell, man. LJL at them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825494) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:49 AM Author: Drunken exhilarant ceo party of the first part right, that too. this comedy is 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825498) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 3:18 AM Author: talking onyx prole parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825579) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:32 AM Author: Disrespectful base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27826082) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:50 AM Author: translucent overrated institution the joke is that the eunuch is a little bitch, not that abderites are retarded fuckin shitlibs man |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 6:16 PM Author: fragrant psychic philosopher-king this is almost, ALMOST, an ancient variation on "what's his name?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27828726) |
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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:09 AM Author: buff spot blood rage #115B. An Abderite saw a eunuch talking with a woman and asked him if she was his wife. When he replied that eunuchs can't have wives, the Abderite asked: "So how's your daughter, mr. jinx?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27838190) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:52 AM Author: Drunken exhilarant ceo party of the first part #263. Someone needled a jokester: "I had your wife, without paying a dime." He replied: "It's my duty as a husband to couple with such a monstrosity. What made you do it?' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825165) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:52 AM Author: startling fluffy locus ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825169) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:45 AM Author: Sinister racy internal respiration garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825479) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:58 AM Author: hyperactive duck-like forum literal fuckin classic resounding through the ages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825202) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:59 AM Author: startling fluffy locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825206) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:59 AM Author: naked elastic band depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825208) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:04 AM Author: crimson theater stage round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825231) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:22 AM Author: Iridescent hospital skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825317) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:24 AM Author: fuchsia immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825843) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 8:11 AM Author: canary piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825897) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:40 AM Author: Topaz bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27826097) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 10:35 AM Author: dashing aggressive wagecucks stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27826305) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:02 AM Author: opaque offensive digit ratio stage lolol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825219) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:09 AM Author: cracking citrine hairy legs ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825256) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 3:22 AM Author: diverse shrine lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825594) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 8:11 AM Author: Rusted sickened office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825898) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:48 AM Author: bistre jewess mother jokester with the sick comeback. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27826123) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 10:27 AM Author: Contagious lodge actually irl loled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27826275) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:03 PM Author: Magenta Idiot To be fair,
--Albertus Bundiopoulos |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 6:17 PM Author: fragrant psychic philosopher-king outstanding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27828730) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:28 AM Author: Up-to-no-good idea he suggested What's his moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27831206) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2017 10:17 PM Author: godawful whorehouse keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#32893510) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 5:53 PM Author: At-the-ready cream locale selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#49884154) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:53 AM Author: Abnormal half-breed twist: the lady of the house's husband was also an intellectual (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825180) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:54 AM Author: Drunken exhilarant ceo party of the first part #201. A man, just back from a trip abroad, went to an incompetent fortune-teller. He asked about his family, and the fortune-teller replied: "Everyone is fine, especially your father." When the man objected that his father had been dead for ten years, the reply came: "You have no clue who your real father is."
OMG...damn taht fortune teller got him good. |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:04 AM Author: opaque offensive digit ratio stage lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825230) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:57 AM Author: chocolate histrionic center travel guidebook hahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825526) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 3:19 AM Author: talking onyx prole parlour a competent fortune teller would've kept him in the dark about that little detail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825581) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:32 AM Author: Disrespectful base Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27826083) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:57 AM Author: Razzmatazz Internet-worthy State Pozpig #244A. A young man said to his libido-driven wife: "What should we do, darling? Eat or have sex?" And she replied: "You can choose. But there's not a crumb in the house." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825198) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:57 AM Author: Drunken exhilarant ceo party of the first part #234. A man with bad breath asked his wife: "Madame, why do you hate me?" And she said in reply: "Because you love me." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825200) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:58 AM Author: Razzmatazz Internet-worthy State Pozpig #250. A young man was asked whether he took orders from his wife or if she obeyed his every command. He boasted: "My wife is so afraid of me that if I so much as yawn she shits."
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:06 AM Author: crimson theater stage round eye Lol wtf is this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825240) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:59 AM Author: Razzmatazz Internet-worthy State Pozpig NOT FLAME!
#107. There was another man, just like the last one - a big talker, but in fact impoverished. By chance he got sick, and his girlfriend, coming into his place without warning, found him lying on a humble mat made of reeds. Turning over, he claimed that the doctors were responsible: "The best and most famous doctors in the city ordered me to sleep on a mat like this." When asked if he could roll over and cavort, he replied derisively, "I can't, my back!"
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:01 AM Author: hyperactive duck-like forum holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825216) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:05 AM Author: opaque offensive digit ratio stage yes this is how it goes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825235) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 6:18 PM Author: fragrant psychic philosopher-king you, sir, got fucking destroyed millenia ago. rofl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27828734) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:22 AM Author: Iridescent hospital skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825321) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 8:33 AM Author: purple irradiated gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825935) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:33 AM Author: Disrespectful base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27826085) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:00 AM Author: Razzmatazz Internet-worthy State Pozpig #98. A friend met an intellectual, and said: "Congratulations! You've got a baby boy!" The intellectual replied: "Thanks to buddies like you!"
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:18 AM Author: crimson theater stage round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825299) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:47 AM Author: Sinister racy internal respiration garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825486) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:49 AM Author: motley ape hissy fit lol this can't be real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825499) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 3:20 AM Author: talking onyx prole parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825584) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:00 AM Author: crimson theater stage round eye Middle ages also pretty good Facetiae:
A Friar, who was but moderately considerate, was preaching to the people at Tivoli, and thundering against adultery, which he depicted in colours of the deepest dye. “It is such a horrible sin,” said he, “that I had rather undo ten virgins than one married woman!” Many, among the congregation, would have shared his preference
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:02 AM Author: hyperactive duck-like forum 510895918374561 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825220) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:06 AM Author: opaque offensive digit ratio stage lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825243) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:08 AM Author: Drunken exhilarant ceo party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825251) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:09 AM Author: cracking citrine hairy legs ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825257) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 3:23 AM Author: talking onyx prole parlour 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825596) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 8:44 AM Author: amber site masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825960) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 8:46 AM Author: canary piazza 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825965) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:34 AM Author: Disrespectful base Yea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27826088) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 7:12 AM Author: fuchsia immigrant lololololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27832180) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:03 AM Author: crimson theater stage round eye In Florence, a young woman, somewhat of a simpleton, was on the point of delivering a baby. She had long been enduring acute pain, and the midwife, candle in hand, inspected her secret area, in order to ascertain if the child was coming. “Look also on the other side,” said the poor creature, “my husband has sometimes taken that road.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825227) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:04 AM Author: naked elastic band depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825232) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:07 AM Author: opaque offensive digit ratio stage jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825244) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:08 AM Author: startling fluffy locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825248) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:10 AM Author: Drunken exhilarant ceo party of the first part lol! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825262) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:48 AM Author: Sinister racy internal respiration garrison 1346 AD: your past great great great great great great great great great grandmother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825497) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:50 AM Author: motley ape hissy fit But hey look on the bright side it means your great great great great great great great great great grandfather was a Chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825504) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 3:22 AM Author: diverse shrine lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825593) |
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Date: May 14th, 2015 8:08 PM Author: Indigo unhinged property best one yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27892782) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 5:55 PM Author: At-the-ready cream locale selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#49884163) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:06 AM Author: Razzmatazz Internet-worthy State Pozpig #145. When a jokester who was a shopkeeper found a policeman screwing his wife, he said: "I got something I wasn't bargaining for."
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:09 AM Author: Orange trip liquid oxygen Honestly one of my favorite parts is that they have the equivalent of dumb Polack jokes except it's for an obscure city in Thrace nobody today has ever heard of. And apparently this city was the brunt of such jokes for like 600 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825254) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:10 AM Author: Razzmatazz Internet-worthy State Pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825266) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:13 AM Author: crimson theater stage round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825281) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:21 AM Author: spectacular abode rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825316) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:23 AM Author: Iridescent hospital skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825324) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 3:25 AM Author: talking onyx prole parlour there's a reason nobody's heard of them today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825601) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:24 AM Author: fuchsia immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825842) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:10 AM Author: crimson theater stage round eye O snap
Francesco Quartnense, a Florentine merchant, resided in Genoa with his wife and family. His children were thin and lanky, while those of the Genoese are generally healthy and hardy. He was asked one day why his children were so spare and of such a weak constitution, it being the reverse with the young Genoese. “The reason is easily given, ” he said. “I work alone at manufacturing my children, but you have quite a number of assistants in the making of yours |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:22 AM Author: opaque offensive digit ratio stage intellectualism / cuckoldry is literally a transcendental property of mankind, it exists irrespective of culture, time, space. in platonic heaven there is the pure form of a dude looking on as his wife gets railed by chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825318) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:23 AM Author: crimson theater stage round eye Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825327) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:25 AM Author: fuchsia immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825846) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 8:04 AM Author: cracking citrine hairy legs ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825889) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 3:26 AM Author: talking onyx prole parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825606) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:13 AM Author: crimson theater stage round eye A young Florentine was going down to River Arno with one of those nets in which they wash wool, and met a frolicsome boy, who, out of fun, asked him what birds he was going to catch with that net of his? “I am going to the Brothel’s outlet,” replied the youth, “to spread my net there, and catch your mother.” “Mind you search the place carefully,” retorted the boy, “for you will be sure to find yours there also.”
The classics really do transcend time |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:20 AM Author: opaque offensive digit ratio stage 2 boys literally talking shit about each other's moms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825311) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:52 AM Author: motley ape hissy fit Do you think they wore a primitive version of MESH SHORTS to support their ample BOYBASKETS whilst cavorting at the gymnasium? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825509) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 3:29 AM Author: talking onyx prole parlour no one wore shorts to the gymnasium. it's right there in the name. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825614) |
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Date: May 14th, 2015 8:11 PM Author: Indigo unhinged property Ye momma! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27892791) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:14 AM Author: Drunken exhilarant ceo party of the first part #239A. A young actor was loved by two women, one with bad breath and the other with reeking armpits. The first woman said: "Give me a kiss, master." And the second: "Give me a hug, master." But he declaimed: "Alas, what shall I do? I am torn betwixt two evils!' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825285) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:20 AM Author: crimson theater stage round eye Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825309) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:19 AM Author: Drunken exhilarant ceo party of the first part #248A. A misogynist was sick, at death's door. When his wife said to him, "If anything bad happens to you, I'll hang myself," he looked up at her and said: "Do me the favor while I'm still alive."
oh man thats so wrong. |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:21 AM Author: opaque offensive digit ratio stage wtf lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825313) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 8:29 AM Author: Passionate Honey-headed Black Woman Step-uncle's House 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825920) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 8:45 AM Author: canary piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825963) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 6:21 PM Author: fragrant psychic philosopher-king 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27828752) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:34 AM Author: Up-to-no-good idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27831241) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 9:29 AM Author: Shaky background story electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27832373) |
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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:49 AM Author: buff spot blood rage actual lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27838464) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:22 AM Author: spectacular abode so basically 50 different versions of "take my wife. please!" nyuk nyuk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825319) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:47 AM Author: naked elastic band depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825485) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:26 AM Author: painfully honest ebony foreskin wow very xo-ian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825352) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:28 AM Author: crimson theater stage round eye Filled with intellectuals and cuckolds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825362) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:44 AM Author: Razzmatazz Internet-worthy State Pozpig We'd fit in well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825474) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 3:23 AM Author: Iridescent hospital skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825595) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 8:46 AM Author: Hyperventilating legend goyim In 1,000 years they will no doubt blank bump our posts lads! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825968) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:07 PM Author: Magenta Idiot To be fair,
*scratches on digital wall*
"RSF is a donkey-lover who engages in voluntary coitus with women of ill-repute and poor breeding!" |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 6:14 PM Author: talking onyx prole parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27828711) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:26 AM Author: fuchsia immigrant tyvmft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825847) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:28 AM Author: diverse shrine lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825850) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:48 AM Author: elite mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825867) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 8:46 AM Author: cyan hot corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27825967) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 6:14 PM Author: fragrant psychic philosopher-king see also:
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2185619&mc=66&forum_id=2 |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:38 AM Author: henna swashbuckling volcanic crater water buffalo Was just thinking of this. All time classic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27831252) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:48 AM Author: crimson theater stage round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27831984) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 6:19 PM Author: razzle awkward crackhouse lol, I love how cuckoldry is hilarious no matter the millennium (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27828741) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:18 AM Author: spectacular abode these all blow
fuck this thread |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:24 AM Author: crimson theater stage round eye (Abderite) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27831184) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:25 AM Author: Spruce provocative school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27831191) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:28 AM Author: Orange trip liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27831207) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:34 AM Author: Up-to-no-good idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27831242) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:35 AM Author: cerebral maroon filthpig range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27831244) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:39 AM Author: opaque offensive digit ratio stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27831256) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:41 AM Author: Drunken exhilarant ceo party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27831276) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:55 AM Author: Vivacious pontificating kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27831378) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 7:11 AM Author: fuchsia immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27832178) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 7:15 AM Author: Chestnut excitant set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27832181) |
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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:53 AM Author: buff spot blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27838486) |
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Date: May 14th, 2015 8:21 PM Author: dun wild tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27892838) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 5:56 PM Author: At-the-ready cream locale selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#49884164) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 9:38 AM Author: ultramarine dead pisswyrm turdskin cr this thread is full of libartstards classics majors &shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27832405) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:57 AM Author: frozen adventurous fat ankles becky perfect thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27831387) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:23 AM Author: crimson theater stage round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27831825) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 9:36 AM Author: ultramarine dead pisswyrm turdskin none of these is 180 douchenigs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27832398) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:01 PM Author: frozen adventurous fat ankles becky ur famous http://imgur.com/fGzqk2x (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27834315) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:05 PM Author: Orange trip liquid oxygen What site is that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27834350) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2017 10:13 PM Author: spectacular abode Some faek news site obv (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#32893459) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:07 PM Author: gaped avocado ticket booth new version Yeah real anciet man guy is talking about wearing pants lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27834372) |
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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:16 AM Author: gold yapping school cafeteria A lot of these jokes really go to show just how much our society has changed as a result of liberalism and christianity. Almost all of these jokes reveal what today would be considered huge social iniquities being dealt with so lightly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#27838233) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2017 10:24 PM Author: godawful whorehouse keepsake machete wtf? Like half of the jokes involve friars and are set in the Middle Ages when Christianity was at its peak in Europe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#32893563) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2017 10:08 PM Author: slate karate trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#32893407) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 5:39 PM Author: slate karate trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2Vannesa#49884137) |