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Sinister Obsidian Property
  02/03/18
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Slate newt depressive
  02/03/18
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Stirring Hilarious Philosopher-king
  02/03/18
"im gay"
supple preventive strike
  02/03/18
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Comical Rigor Locale
  02/03/18
"ur hired"
khaki razzmatazz theatre
  02/03/18
absolutely devastating
supple preventive strike
  02/03/18
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irradiated lay round eye
  10/24/25
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irradiated lay round eye
  10/24/25
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Titillating kitty
  02/03/18
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irradiated lay round eye
  10/24/25
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motley parlor
  02/03/18
Sure. After majoring in political science, I attended one of...
Provocative Sexy Turdskin Liquid Oxygen
  02/03/18
Tell me about a time you handled a vicious attack from an un...
Sinister Obsidian Property
  02/03/18
Sure. During the last megapoaster madness, where I went all ...
Provocative Sexy Turdskin Liquid Oxygen
  02/03/18
I see. Can you go into a bit more specific detail about how ...
Sinister Obsidian Property
  02/03/18
Sure. Like I said, the key is to address the situation witho...
Provocative Sexy Turdskin Liquid Oxygen
  02/03/18
*subtle but unmistakable note of impatience enters my tone o...
Sinister Obsidian Property
  02/03/18
lol at this point in my career I'd probably say "I don'...
Provocative Sexy Turdskin Liquid Oxygen
  02/03/18
cr not to put up with this shit. i interviewed at Amazon...
Sinister Obsidian Property
  02/03/18
I'm OK with a hostile interviewer. What I am not OK with is ...
Provocative Sexy Turdskin Liquid Oxygen
  02/03/18
i niggerthread i hookerthread i gookthread i fake retire ...
judgmental aromatic hominid
  02/03/18
This question is so easy yet so mysteriously hard for sooo m...
Bipolar Carmine Plaza Generalized Bond
  02/03/18
it's impossible to answer without lying.
judgmental aromatic hominid
  02/03/18
We're waiting...
Sinister Obsidian Property
  02/03/18
This is fucking child’s play lmao
Bipolar Carmine Plaza Generalized Bond
  02/03/18
still waiting
Slate newt depressive
  02/03/18
Well... thanks for coming in today. Your recruiter will foll...
Sinister Obsidian Property
  02/03/18
In all of my academic and professional experiences, I’ve dem...
Bipolar Carmine Plaza Generalized Bond
  02/03/18
OK, breaking schtick here: That's a fucking horrible answer....
Sinister Obsidian Property
  02/03/18
I’m an investment banker with a 90% hit rate on high stress ...
Bipolar Carmine Plaza Generalized Bond
  02/03/18
(JJC)
elite white heaven
  02/03/18
lmao ok "Prodigy" here's a tip: get out of dan...
Sinister Obsidian Property
  02/03/18
I do like you more for getting that reference. Anyway suppos...
Bipolar Carmine Plaza Generalized Bond
  02/03/18
why break schtick? that's exactly what any real interviewer ...
Thriller fluffy pervert
  02/03/18
Future thread readers: if autistic, professionally unsuccess...
Bipolar Carmine Plaza Generalized Bond
  02/03/18
lmao JJJJJC!!!
passionate blathering fat ankles
  04/29/19
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aquamarine floppy death wish jewess
  02/03/18
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Coiffed legal warrant
  04/15/18
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Electric Overrated Ticket Booth Half-breed
  04/15/18
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frisky vivacious son of senegal dingle berry
  05/16/18
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Sinister Obsidian Property
  04/29/19
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bonkers quadroon useless brakes
  10/24/25
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irradiated lay round eye
  10/24/25


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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: Sinister Obsidian Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315122)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: Slate newt depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315124)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: Stirring Hilarious Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315125)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: supple preventive strike

"im gay"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315126)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: Comical Rigor Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315137)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:44 PM
Author: khaki razzmatazz theatre

"ur hired"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315141)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: supple preventive strike

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315176)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: irradiated lay round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#49371265)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: irradiated lay round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#49371266)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Titillating kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315166)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: irradiated lay round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#49371267)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: motley parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315135)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:44 PM
Author: Provocative Sexy Turdskin Liquid Oxygen

Sure. After majoring in political science, I attended one of America's top ranked law schools. It was there that I discovered the greatbort. I started out as a lurker before creating an account to ask for career advice. From there, I successfully transitioned to poasting about how askav and steez are actually 100% straight despite routinely engaging in activities that appear to be extremely homoerotic. The skills I developed in that position allowed me to become a big time IFNB poaster and later to expand into threads about how peterman takes enormous trucker cocks at our nation's interstate highway stops.

As you can see, I also have significant experience rating posters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315142)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Sinister Obsidian Property

Tell me about a time you handled a vicious attack from an unhinged pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315173)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: Provocative Sexy Turdskin Liquid Oxygen

Sure. During the last megapoaster madness, where I went all the way to the Elite 8, I was attacked by a quotemo who called me whiny and attention seeking. The important thing to understand about these guys is that they just want attention, and the best way to handle it is ignore their threads and quietly contact the mods if they out you. If you try to argue with them or make it clear that you consider it a big deal, you get into situations like RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315193)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: Sinister Obsidian Property

I see. Can you go into a bit more specific detail about how you handled the "megapoaster madness" situation and the outcomes your actions generated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315226)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: Provocative Sexy Turdskin Liquid Oxygen

Sure. Like I said, the key is to address the situation without replying to any of the deranged pumo's threads or making it obvious that you are addressing the situation. One of the things I like to do is log in with my alts and bump threads that are on the second or third page. This drops the deranged pumo's threads about me to the bottom of the screen, where they will get less attention and disappear more quickly. This often resolves the situation by itself. I can then contact mods a day or two later to remove the threads when they have fallen off XO's radar. This eliminates the problem without giving the pumo the immediate gratification of knowing that their psychotic spam has generated moderator attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315258)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Sinister Obsidian Property

*subtle but unmistakable note of impatience enters my tone of voice*

OK, so is that what you did in this specific instance, or is it a general description of your typical approach to this sort of situation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315289)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: Provocative Sexy Turdskin Liquid Oxygen

lol at this point in my career I'd probably say "I don't think this is going to work out" and leave if an interviewer got this anal on me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315302)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: Sinister Obsidian Property

cr not to put up with this shit.

i interviewed at Amazon a few months ago and the dweebs interviewing me were getting off so hard on fulfilling some "hardcore, no-bullshit interrogator" persona. wanted to shove them all in the same locker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315321)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Provocative Sexy Turdskin Liquid Oxygen

I'm OK with a hostile interviewer. What I am not OK with is somebody who gets super anal over small distinctions or MAF that I'm not answering the exact question they asked. That is a sign that I would not enjoy the office culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315368)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: judgmental aromatic hominid

i niggerthread

i hookerthread

i gookthread

i fake retire

i come back for more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315179)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Bipolar Carmine Plaza Generalized Bond

This question is so easy yet so mysteriously hard for sooo many people. There’s nothing worse than hearing someone ramble through their life story without highlighting what they think is good for the role.

A quality well thought out pitch gets you far as hell in my book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315182)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: judgmental aromatic hominid

it's impossible to answer without lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315188)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: Sinister Obsidian Property

We're waiting...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315190)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Bipolar Carmine Plaza Generalized Bond

This is fucking child’s play lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315202)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: Slate newt depressive

still waiting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315229)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: Sinister Obsidian Property

Well... thanks for coming in today. Your recruiter will follow up with you if we decide to move forward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315232)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Bipolar Carmine Plaza Generalized Bond

In all of my academic and professional experiences, I’ve demonstrated that I’m an excellent fit for X.

At X school, I did well in [Relevant classes] and solidified my interest in [field of job you’re interviewinf for]

I took [first job] because [rational reasons that follow from what you said before]. I learned X and excelled at [relevant shit]. Over time [logical reason for next job]

[Repeat as needed for subsequent jobs]

Going forward, id love to leverage my [skills you’ve already discussed above] in a role that provides [stuff that the job has that you’ve already proven you care about]. I’m confident this opportunity is an excellent fit and I’m excited to learn more about the role

*mic drop*

Fucking autists. It’s about pulling specific items from your story that highlight relevant skills so that it flows logically and makes you seem like the perfect candidate. Be salesy. Over time you’ll have it memorized and will be able to make subtle changes based on the particulars of the role you’re interviewjng for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315249)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Sinister Obsidian Property

OK, breaking schtick here: That's a fucking horrible answer. Please tell me you're 21 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315265)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: Bipolar Carmine Plaza Generalized Bond

I’m an investment banker with a 90% hit rate on high stress interviews where your story is scrutinized especially closely. Sup.

I think jay-z once said “don’t bark up that tree, that tree will fall on you”

Seems relevant here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315274)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: elite white heaven

(JJC)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315308)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Sinister Obsidian Property

lmao ok "Prodigy"

here's a tip: get out of dancing monkey frame early in the interview and they'll be far less "high stress." I know those Starbucks managers can grill you pretty hard, and we all want to see you succeed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315343)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Bipolar Carmine Plaza Generalized Bond

I do like you more for getting that reference. Anyway suppose someone asks:

What are the principal levers that drive value in an LBO?

Walk me through the purchase accounting adjustments to the pro forma balance sheet in a stock merger

I just interviewed a guy with an engineering degree from MIT. Why should I hire you instead?

The interviews are often purposely high stress because interviewers are often shitheads and people use challenging questions to determine how you deal with pressure on the job.

It’s tough to convey whether or not I’m in what you call a dancing monkey frame without hearing and seeing my schpiel. The fact that you’re drawing conclusions based on that bare bones outline is more concerning than anything else - you can either be relaxed or figity, speaking too quickly or at a measured pace, be alternating tone or speaking in monotone like you’re reading a script, ect. What you say specifically is like only a quarter of the battle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315383)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: Thriller fluffy pervert

why break schtick? that's exactly what any real interviewer would say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315298)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: Bipolar Carmine Plaza Generalized Bond

Future thread readers: if autistic, professionally unsuccessful xoxo posters dispute a particular approach to human communication, you’re likely better off following it dogmatically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315316)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 12:07 AM
Author: passionate blathering fat ankles

lmao JJJJJC!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#38157779)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: aquamarine floppy death wish jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35315207)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: Coiffed legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35846874)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: Electric Overrated Ticket Booth Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#35847024)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: frisky vivacious son of senegal dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#36063456)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 12:04 AM
Author: Sinister Obsidian Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#38157763)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: bonkers quadroon useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#49371263)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: irradiated lay round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2Vannesa#49371268)