Real Talk: Dinosaurs were invented by some child somewhere
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Date: February 11th, 2019 8:03 PM Author: anal office messiness
Uh yeah and one animal has spikes All over his back to protect him from a dinosaur that lived 200 million years before he did.
Another one has horns and a beak.
Still another one has a shell on its back and a ramming ball tail.
Another one is the flying one who has hands too.
It’s like animal mad libs
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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:22 AM Author: anal office messiness
This one is like a stegasaurus, but it has a GIANT SPIKE ON ONE SIDE. Sure he could get through jungle trees pretty easy with that big ass thing sticking out of its side:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentrosaurus
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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:24 AM Author: anal office messiness
Maybe a triceratops without the front horn. Keep the beak, but add some bones that look like hes combed hair on top of the frill.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosmoceratops
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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:35 AM Author: anal office messiness
You can tell that a child invented Stegosauruses because scientists have NO IDEA HOW THEY MATED
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2298415/Flexible-stegosaurus-inventive-way-mate-avoid-partners-spiky-back.html
Using the software, he found that males would have 'risked castration' from the deadly spikes on the female's hips if they tried to mount from behind.
He said: 'These prickly dinosaurs must have had sex another way. Perhaps the female lay down on her side and the male reared up to rest his torso over her.
'Other species would have used different positions, like backing up to each other.'
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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:38 AM Author: anal office messiness
How about we take a Pterodactyl, make it TALLER THAN A GIRAFFE, and have it WALK ON LAND W WINGS KNEES AS FEET:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatzegopteryx
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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:49 AM Author: anal office messiness
You've got to have one with a MOHAWK because MOHAWKS are BADASS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lambeosaurus
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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:52 AM Author: anal office messiness
Ok, so we've got a triceretops with three horns, one with two horns, what's the next natural progression you say? How about one with ONE HORN. Everything else the same.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centrosaurus
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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:55 AM Author: anal office messiness
TBH, 1 horn isn't doing it for me. What is more BADASS than 3 horns?? FOUR HORNS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diabloceratops
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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:03 PM Author: anal office messiness
4 Horned triceratops is BADASS, but with 2 of the HORNS POINTED TO THE SKY, there's not much FIGHTING POTENTIAL. Let's CURVE THE TOP TWO HORNS FORWARD for maximum killing potential.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machairoceratops
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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:10 PM Author: anal office messiness
Let's do one with two horns- one on the frill, one on the nose. Well, that's nothing new. Got it. Let's make the nose horn CURVED DOWN.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Einiosaurus
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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:14 PM Author: anal office messiness
We've got the FOUR HORNED triceratops, and a two horned triceratops with just two horns facing forward. How about we create ANOTHER TWO HORNED triceratops with the TWO HORNS ON THE FRILL. This way it makes sense when people wonder why the four horned triceratops suddenly has two horns on top. It's just a combination of each type of TWO HORNED TRICERATOPS.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achelousaurus
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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:17 PM Author: anal office messiness
Maybe, but what would you say if I told you there was a triceratops with SIX HORNS? THINK about how BADASS that would be.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Styracosaurus
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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:29 PM Author: anal office messiness
I see NO HORNS TINY triceratops stopped the interest in this thread. No worries. I've got a BIG ONE with EIGHT HORNS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medusaceratops
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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:34 PM Author: anal office messiness
I think we've done enough LAND TRICERATOPS for now. How about one that has NO HORNS, a TINY FRILL, but SWIMS IN WATER
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koreaceratops
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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:33 AM Author: anal office messiness
Let's add one that obviously looks like a kid was trying to draw a T-Rex, but decided to randomly put a GIANT HUMP IN ITS LOWER BACK which serves no purpose.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concavenator
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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:35 AM Author: anal office messiness
Here's one covered in feathers with long Freddie-Kruger fingers with LEGS OBVIOUSLY TOO SMALL TO SUPPORT ITS BODY
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nothronychus
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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:36 AM Author: spruce mother potus
I have like a 2.5 foot by 1.5 foot illustrated dinosaur book I drunkenly bought on Amazon because estrada recommended it
Agree the feather shit is a bit flame
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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:40 AM Author: anal office messiness
Here's one that's literally named DRACOREX HOGWARTSIA, as in Hogwarts from the HARRY POTTER BOOK SERIES:
https://www.thoughtco.com/dracorex-hogwartsia-1092859
There's no way a kid would ever invent a dinosaur named after HARRY POTTER is there?
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Date: April 29th, 2020 9:11 AM Author: anal office messiness
How about a DINO BIRD that's a normal bird but has ONE FINGER where its WINGS should be.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linhenykus
This definitely was not a child's attempt at drawing a bird.
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Date: August 4th, 2020 10:35 PM Author: anal office messiness
How about one that they originally thought had wings, then decided, “nah, he’s actually a dinosaur with a regular body and a 13 FOOT LONG NECK.” Honest mistake
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanystropheus
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Date: March 11th, 2021 1:45 PM Author: anal office messiness
https://phys.org/news/2021-03-world-dinosaur-eggs-fossilized-babies.html
How about one with wings on the front of their body, covered by feathers including a feathery tail, giant hump on their head for no reason that was so stupid it got killed sitting on top of some eggs and then got fossilized in that same spot along with the eggs.
Wouldn’t that be a cool discovery!?
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Date: October 24th, 2022 5:58 PM Author: Beta menage
“It may come as a surprise that such a beautiful and nearly complete fossil could go unstudied for almost 100 years” said Ksepka. “This isn’t a unique case — there are relatively few paleontologists in the world, and only a small percentage of those study birds. Many other important fossils are surely sitting in cabinets waiting to be studied or even still inside their plaster jackets, waiting to be freed from the rock."
https://www.ctpost.com/news/article/Bruce-Museum-dinosaur-fossil-found-named-17520134.php#photo-23063361
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Date: December 27th, 2022 4:21 PM Author: anal office messiness
Look at the Psittacosaurus-
Just a normal looking four legged dinosaur that WALKS ON HIS BACK LEGS and evolved what looks like GRASS GROWING OUT OF HIS TAIL. This thing is 100% Real bros
https://dino.fandom.com/wiki/Psittacosaurus
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Date: July 11th, 2023 7:49 PM Author: Beta menage
Europeans generally stay out of this muck but look at these Swiss doods trying get in the spotlight a few years ago. The "fossils" were dug up in 1860, then in 2020 someone decided to make a dinosaur out of them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanzia
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Date: July 30th, 2023 11:27 AM Author: anal office messiness
https://www.earth.com/news/dinosaurs-lungs-little-oxygen/
Turns out apatasarus lungs were not only too small for his body, but there was also 1/2 as much oxygen when he lived. Scientists-uh….he had BIRD lungs
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