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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-c...
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odious wine station lettuce
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he’s such a dunce
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This is actuality extremely 180
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not knowing stuff is awesome haha
cracking stage
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lmao why would you decide to be this gay
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decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping p...
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"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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Like the Ramones
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Seedy Violet Chapel
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Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse
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“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too?...
Ruddy famous landscape painting
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Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by ...
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LJL.
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Jared Zozo
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great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!
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Donald Trump
Blathering Hairy Legs
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That's actually really alpha
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lol 180
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He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own ...
Floppy Gunner
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Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed
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Tim D'Apple
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Irradiated Corner Philosopher-king
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This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks th...
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*leans into mic* https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoa...
Outnumbered home
  03/11/19
ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned
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180
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So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like...
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Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter. https://www...
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the mlk quote is so faggot
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https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook
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cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this....
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Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end
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Having a good day so far?
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  03/11/19
The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/A...
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: Outnumbered home

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: heady gay wizard hell

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Outnumbered home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37891750)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: Aromatic emerald wagecucks preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37891789)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Anal Orchestra Pit

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Cream coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37892504)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: talented drunken hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37892509)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: titillating swollen senate marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37892510)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37896148)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#50094520)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: odious wine station lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37891752)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: cracking stage

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: bateful bossy locus

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: up-to-no-good fortuitous meteor cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37891787)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Cream coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37892507)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37892514)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: turquoise institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37892540)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: blue ratface hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37892743)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: cracking stage

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37892777)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: up-to-no-good fortuitous meteor cruise ship

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: bateful bossy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37896175)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: spectacular area main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37896210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: titillating swollen senate marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37897480)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: mint french chef

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Laughsome Spot Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37912654)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Cream coffee pot

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: fear-inspiring dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37897655)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Laughsome Spot Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37912656)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: provocative base friendly grandma

Like the Ramones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37891786)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: Seedy Violet Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37891791)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: titillating swollen senate marketing idea

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: Ruddy famous landscape painting

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: olive indirect expression dragon

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Greedy abnormal patrolman jewess

LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37892541)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Topaz Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37892591)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: mint french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37892603)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: provocative base friendly grandma

rachmiel autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37892844)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Irradiated Corner Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37895690)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Blathering Hairy Legs

Jared Zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37897707)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: hateful magenta prole

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: motley telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37897716)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: up-to-no-good fortuitous meteor cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37892891)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: stimulating cordovan gas station

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Goyim Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37896172)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: Blathering Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37897702)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Blathering Hairy Legs

Donald Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37897704)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: disrespectful coral mad cow disease address

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: fragrant alcoholic business firm

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: Floppy Gunner

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: dark garrison dog poop

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: bisexual kink-friendly blood rage

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Irradiated Corner Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37895693)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: nofapping aquamarine organic girlfriend

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Stubborn goal in life

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: mint french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37896156)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: spectacular area main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37896207)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: titillating swollen senate marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37897481)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle know-it-all weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37913272)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Outnumbered home

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: Topaz Useless Brakes

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Indecent stirring internal respiration azn

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: Amber passionate community account haunted graveyard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: dashing embarrassed to the bone lay roommate

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: Trip Liquid Oxygen

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Irradiated Corner Philosopher-king

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: lime university ladyboy

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: spectacular area main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37896203)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Floppy Gunner

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: provocative base friendly grandma

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: diverse stock car

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: cruel-hearted aggressive persian black woman

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: Outnumbered home

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: Ruddy famous landscape painting

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz library

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Vannesa#37915994)