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Man from Pompeii died while masturbating: forever preserved that way

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she’s been dead for over two years
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i meant to post this in another thread but like it more here
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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:14 PM
Author: bearded henna telephone house

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/dfc9cea4-137b-440f-aa8c-5a16d7cb4f4d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Vannesa#39708855)



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: high-end ladyboy

It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midway through some action.

The gas and ash may have caused asphyxiation. Or it may have killed Pompeii’s residents with a thermal shock that rapidly cooked their bodies. This causes instant muscle stiffening, known as cadaveric shock - which would explain the apparent grasping poses seen in many of Pompeii’s victims.

“The individual in the photo is an adult man, killed by the hot pyroclastic surge, with both arms and legs flexed due to the heat,” says Dr Petrone, a volcanologist who’s been studying the Vesuvius victims for 25 years.

“Most of the human victims found in Pompeii often show ‘strange’ position of arms and legs, due to the contraction of limbs as a consequence of the heat effect on their bodies after death occurred,” he told The Daily Dot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Vannesa#39711718)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:15 PM
Author: insecure soggy mother marketing idea

the eternal coomer

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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:16 PM
Author: Clear pocket flask



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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:44 PM
Author: Boyish Mauve Round Eye



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: Mildly autistic crotch



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:44 PM
Author: fuchsia thriller macaca



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:57 AM
Author: Mustard Dilemma



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: Canary Volcanic Crater Point



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:34 PM
Author: bearded henna telephone house



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Date: March 7th, 2020 11:46 AM
Author: Mewling Pit International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: black cuckold multi-billionaire

(guy who thinks McConnell won't ram through a replacement if Ginsburg dies in mid-October)

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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:43 PM
Author: internet-worthy disrespectful immigrant property



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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:45 PM
Author: Boyish Mauve Round Eye

she’s been dead for over two years

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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:46 PM
Author: black cuckold multi-billionaire

i meant to post this in another thread but like it more here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Vannesa#39711591)



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: internet-worthy disrespectful immigrant property



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: Chartreuse fluffy wagecucks



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:21 PM
Author: Anal Genital Piercing Location

incredible foresight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Vannesa#41413096)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:25 PM
Author: plum goyim gas station



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:59 AM
Author: spruce institution



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:34 AM
Author: Hideous digit ratio parlour



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: Hideous digit ratio parlour



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:53 AM
Author: tan trip lay gaping

um

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:43 AM
Author: curious indigo dingle berry hospital



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:47 AM
Author: irradiated legal warrant



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:04 PM
Author: Floppy native nibblets



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: high-end ladyboy

It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midway through some action.

The gas and ash may have caused asphyxiation. Or it may have killed Pompeii’s residents with a thermal shock that rapidly cooked their bodies. This causes instant muscle stiffening, known as cadaveric shock - which would explain the apparent grasping poses seen in many of Pompeii’s victims.

“The individual in the photo is an adult man, killed by the hot pyroclastic surge, with both arms and legs flexed due to the heat,” says Dr Petrone, a volcanologist who’s been studying the Vesuvius victims for 25 years.

“Most of the human victims found in Pompeii often show ‘strange’ position of arms and legs, due to the contraction of limbs as a consequence of the heat effect on their bodies after death occurred,” he told The Daily Dot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Vannesa#39711719)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Sapphire contagious rehab

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/11/Italy-Pompeii-Ancient-Bodies.jpg

https://nypost.com/2020/11/21/two-male-bodies-master-and-slave-unearthed-in-ruins-of-pompeii/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Vannesa#41413079)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:39 AM
Author: Mustard Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Vannesa#41414547)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:22 PM
Author: Citrine coffee pot

Why are scientists such fucking killjoys? How many times and with what sort of validity/reliability has this guy tested his theory for examining 2000 year old remains to distinguish whether a dude was jacking off or just chilling when he got hit by a wall of lava?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Vannesa#41413097)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:37 AM
Author: Floppy native nibblets

Exactly. There must be a reputable nude scientist out there who can explain this man's heroic, if unsuccessful, effort to conquer the flames and ash by BLASTING it with his straight as fuckkk CUMHOSE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Vannesa#41414296)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:41 AM
Author: Misunderstood galvanic laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Vannesa#41414314)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Muscadine wine



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:24 PM
Author: Sepia razzmatazz business firm

I didn't realise that these were so well-preserved. Shouldn't we be able to tell from their phenotypes if the ancient Romans were actually Italian in the modern sense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Vannesa#41413109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: Mustard Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Vannesa#41414544)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:39 AM
Author: kink-friendly glittery site sound barrier

High T move

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: laughsome maize national

Twist: He was masturbating, and he started when he saw the volcano blow. Couldn't beat the buzzer, unfortunately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Vannesa#41414399)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:19 AM
Author: Charismatic depressive turdskin

Cr, he knew he was going to asphyxiate, and wanted to have an auto-erotic asphyxiation orgasm to echo in eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Vannesa#41414456)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: Chartreuse fluffy wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Vannesa#41414501)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Vannesa#49311951)