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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
Electric white turdskin market
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
Sick Gas Station
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
Electric white turdskin market
  04/14/22
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Up-to-no-good Excitant Brunch Famous Landscape Painting
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
Marvelous police squad faggotry
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
Electric white turdskin market
  04/14/22
...
Marvelous police squad faggotry
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
rambunctious transparent chad address
  04/14/22
...
Bossy Fragrant Sex Offender Feces
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
Maroon Rehab Quadroon
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
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Electric white turdskin market
  04/28/22
...
Electric white turdskin market
  07/04/23
...
Bossy Fragrant Sex Offender Feces
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
sienna stage affirmative action
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
domesticated hall
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
Electric white turdskin market
  04/27/24
?
domesticated hall
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
Electric white turdskin market
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
domesticated hall
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
Electric white turdskin market
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
domesticated hall
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
Naked Brindle Pocket Flask
  04/27/24
Georgia?
domesticated hall
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
Naked Brindle Pocket Flask
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Learning Disabled Zippy Senate
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Stimulating puce generalized bond station
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
odious garrison
  04/24/26
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Titillating pungent old irish cottage casino
  04/27/24
180
Mind-boggling federal hissy fit hell
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
Maroon Rehab Quadroon
  04/27/24
Honk honk
Mind-boggling federal hissy fit hell
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
Naked Brindle Pocket Flask
  04/27/24
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Arousing Selfie
  04/27/24
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Titillating pungent old irish cottage casino
  10/08/24
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pink sticky digit ratio
  10/08/24
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Heady skinny woman
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
mahogany boyish mexican
  06/06/24
...
soul-stirring dull spot clown
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
clear vivacious psychic
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
Violent heaven
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
clear vivacious psychic
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
Violent heaven
  06/06/24
...
sinister school cuck
  04/24/26
...
pink sticky digit ratio
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
Electric white turdskin market
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
Electric white turdskin market
  09/14/25
...
shimmering factory reset button den
  03/31/26
flame?
lascivious stead
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
Electric white turdskin market
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
Startled Kitchen
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
maniacal passionate sanctuary
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
Startled Kitchen
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
primrose geriatric internal respiration
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
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potluck
  07/23/26
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sinister school cuck
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
zoomer having a midlife crisis at age 27
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Electric white turdskin market

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Sick Gas Station

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: Electric white turdskin market

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Excitant Brunch Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: Marvelous police squad faggotry

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: Electric white turdskin market

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Marvelous police squad faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: rambunctious transparent chad address

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Bossy Fragrant Sex Offender Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Maroon Rehab Quadroon

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: Electric white turdskin market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Electric white turdskin market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Bossy Fragrant Sex Offender Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: sienna stage affirmative action

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: domesticated hall

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Electric white turdskin market

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: domesticated hall

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Electric white turdskin market

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: domesticated hall

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Electric white turdskin market

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: domesticated hall

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: Naked Brindle Pocket Flask

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: domesticated hall

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Naked Brindle Pocket Flask

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Zippy Senate

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Stimulating puce generalized bond station

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: odious garrison

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Titillating pungent old irish cottage casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling federal hissy fit hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Maroon Rehab Quadroon

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Mind-boggling federal hissy fit hell

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: Naked Brindle Pocket Flask

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Arousing Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: Titillating pungent old irish cottage casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: pink sticky digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Heady skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: mahogany boyish mexican

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring dull spot clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: clear vivacious psychic

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Violent heaven

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: clear vivacious psychic

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Violent heaven

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: sinister school cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: pink sticky digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Electric white turdskin market

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Electric white turdskin market

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: shimmering factory reset button den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: lascivious stead

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Electric white turdskin market

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Startled Kitchen

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: maniacal passionate sanctuary

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Startled Kitchen

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: primrose geriatric internal respiration

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: sinister school cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: zoomer having a midlife crisis at age 27

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Vannesa#50021007)