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My oven requires WiFi. Fuck this gay earth.
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:32 PM Author: chestnut institution The initial oven from the 90s or early 00s in my kitchen is a little smaller than most ovens built today, so there were only 2 available models which would fit the dimensions cut into our counter. Both ovens were basically identical, so we just picked one. When we were evaluating them, I thought it was retarded that the ovens were WiFi enabled, and I didn’t want it, but I figured my wife could connect if she really wanted it and we didn’t have any other choice.
Well it turns out that half the features on the oven don’t even work unless you’re connected to WiFi. And in order to get connected, you have to download an app, create an account, give them your email, name, address, phone number, and share the precise location of your cell phone (I’m not kidding). It takes literally 30 minutes to get this dumb oven connected to WiFi, and it adds exactly zero value other than allowing the buttons on the touchpad to work.
I’m halfway tempted to just buy some 1950s antique and have it installed instead. This thing fucking sucks. I would honestly pay more for an oven that doesn’t come with any “smart”/WiFi capabilities. |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:50 PM Author: Orange razzmatazz halford Does it take connectivity to be maintained? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471369) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:47 PM Author: chestnut institution Apparently for some features yes and for others no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471877) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:51 PM Author: Electric walnut mediation High end appliances are one of the most not-flame home purchases. You can get a Sub-Zero that will last 4 years, no Wi-Fi bullshit, provides superior energy efficiency, and perfect temperature. Or you buy a piece of shit box for 1/3 the cost at Home Depot. They cost $50 to make, last 7 years, and HD justifies selling it for $3,000 because it has an iPad in the door. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44472118) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:00 PM Author: chestnut institution 4 years seems a little short. I’m going to assume you meant 40, since that’s the lifespan I’d like an appliance to have.
Strongly agree, though, that it is worth it to pay for quality in appliances. |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:56 PM Author: laughsome generalized bond Sounds right. My house has 16 year old wolf range with no screens of any kind. Just some basic knobs and a spacious oven. Feels like this thing is going to last another 16 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44472386) |
Date: May 7th, 2022 6:33 PM Author: Misanthropic church fanboi Lmao flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471274) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:34 PM Author: chestnut institution 100% not flame. This is the most retarded piece of GC junk I’ve ever had the misfortune of purchasing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471283) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:35 PM Author: Misanthropic church fanboi Jfc FTGE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471290) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:34 PM Author: charismatic pisswyrm lmfao this earth is so gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471280) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:35 PM Author: floppy filthy mood step-uncle's house pic or flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471289) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:37 PM Author: chestnut institution See my post below. That dude bought the same oven. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471300) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:36 PM Author: chestnut institution Looks like I’m not the only one who made this mistake.
https://twitter.com/drbarnard/status/1500145131894231046?s=20&t=6h3OXU0WTpBTBRU1DBpMtg |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:38 PM Author: floppy filthy mood step-uncle's house oh ok so you pulled it off the internet. no xo poaster would do such a stupid thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471307) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:42 PM Author: chestnut institution I fell for it. These kinds of complaints didn’t turn up when my wife and I first googled the ovens. The other oven would probably do the exact same thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471326) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:38 PM Author: charismatic pisswyrm Jfc I'd rip this faggot oven out of the wall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471308) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:40 PM Author: chestnut institution The fucking GALL of GE to require me to share my precise location so the oven works. What fucking value does that add to roasting a chicken? It’s such a transparent scam to collect personal information. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471323) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:11 PM Author: tantric aromatic pistol Elon should ditch Twitter and go into the appliance biz
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1500445002521927681?s=21 |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:16 PM Author: Federal Mildly Autistic Jew lmfao stupid goy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471520) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:24 PM Author: vermilion rambunctious brunch roommate lol just lol at ovens requiring software updates (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471551) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:25 PM Author: Federal Mildly Autistic Jew If you don't get a booster, you can't access your bank accounts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471559) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:36 PM Author: chestnut institution They’re pushing this garbage on microwaves, refrigerators, washing machine, dishwashers, dryers , basically anything with a power source is getting WiFi. I even saw WiFi-enabled LED light bulbs for sale at Home Depot recently. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471616) |
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Date: May 8th, 2022 2:09 AM Author: Orange razzmatazz halford Not just updates. Not just general location. Precise location. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44473246) |
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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:43 PM Author: Snowy Passionate Preventive Strike Sandwich Fuck those kikes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44517493) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:42 PM Author: spectacular crystalline school boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471330) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:42 PM Author: chestnut institution https://www.consumerreports.org/kitchen-appliances/do-you-need-wifi-to-cook-a-roast-a9457457941/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471333) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:45 PM Author: cyan elite parlour And if you say nigger on the internet, it will burn your house to the ground. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471342) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:54 PM Author: chestnut institution How much do you want to bet that the “voice activated voice controls” smart remote that came with my cable box reports how many times I say “nigger,” “fag,” or some other non-PC pejorative to the ISP? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471388) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:18 PM Author: exhilarant ape kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471531) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:57 AM Author: CapTTTainFalcon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#49663115) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:46 PM Author: razzle-dazzle chapel return it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471345) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:46 PM Author: Citrine shaky multi-billionaire shitlib just wait till your oven gets hacked by North Korea and then DDOSes the US government and in the end you get prosecuted for cyber-terrorism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471349) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:54 PM Author: chestnut institution I hope they do it so that the USG finally tells these companies to fuck off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471392) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author: Wild business firm idea he suggested get a wood fired brick oven faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471355) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author: Erotic Codepig Internet of Things == Granular Surveillance & Control (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471356) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:56 PM Author: chestnut institution I dread the day where I have to replace a refrigerator and every fridge option nags you on your cell phone all day to buy more milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471401) |
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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:43 PM Author: Snowy Passionate Preventive Strike Sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44517494) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:55 PM Author: Brindle Parlor Organic Girlfriend What are these alleged features? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471397) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:59 PM Author: chestnut institution It’s shit like “convection roast” and I think there are other buttons like “air fry” and bird-specific roasting that require it too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471418) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:57 PM Author: balding house If you’re not cooking all your food over an open fire you are part of the problem.
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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:14 PM Author: Federal Mildly Autistic Jew it's taping and recording you. if you criticize the government, it will flood your home with poison gas. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471511) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:27 PM Author: chestnut institution Do you think it will go poison gas or just gas explosion? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471569) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:29 PM Author: Poppy Principal's Office Bought a treadmill last year that does this same fucking shit. I'm livid and returning it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471579) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:30 PM Author: vermilion rambunctious brunch roommate It's May. How long have you been procrastinating returning this treadmill? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471581) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:32 PM Author: Poppy Principal's Office They have to come pick it up. Its faggoty as shit and 90% of the time wouldn't work Couldn't do the most basic function |
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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:44 PM Author: Snowy Passionate Preventive Strike Sandwich I threw my Pitney Bowes stamp printer in the lake nearby (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44517498) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:33 PM Author: chestnut institution Mint condition?
Jk. Fuck these companies |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:31 PM Author: Haunting plaza this is what democracy looks like (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471584) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:00 PM Author: chestnut institution Surveillance capitalism is the hottest new trend! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471721) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:03 PM Author: Metal locus Burying the lede -
how the fuck is it $3,700? |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:02 PM Author: Obsidian azn pervert Putin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471934) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:13 PM Author: chestnut institution Our choices were limited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471967) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:55 PM Author: arousing twisted meetinghouse immigrant It’s over (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471910) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:57 PM Author: Obsidian azn pervert Put your phone in the oven set to max temp convection roast and tell us what happens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471920) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:18 PM Author: Racy locale feces Around 97 or so all gas ovens went to the stupid gas regulators for “safety” which repeatedly fail. I will never own an oven post that change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44471985) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:47 PM Author: up-to-no-good depressive address This thread was dangerously low on autism until now, thanks for jumping in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44472090) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:57 PM Author: Racy locale feces Always (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44472390) |
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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:02 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy becky the Internet of things: my oven is a faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44472166) |
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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:49 PM Author: Snowy Passionate Preventive Strike Sandwich Mine identifies as a sink. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44517527) |
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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:36 PM Author: Federal Mildly Autistic Jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2Vannesa#44517455) |