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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Aqua Vibrant Skinny Woman

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Aqua Vibrant Skinny Woman



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: infuriating university



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Chocolate deep school cafeteria



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: infuriating university



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: Heady purple hell

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#47092709)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: thriller regret

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Chocolate deep school cafeteria



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: insecure fluffy set



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Hairraiser gunner box office

<3 u guys so much

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: cocky medicated hospital associate

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#47092714)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Aqua Vibrant Skinny Woman

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#47094823)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: thriller regret

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: maniacal locale

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: bearded mewling office



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Erotic Twinkling Uncleanness Pocket Flask



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Chocolate deep school cafeteria



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Cerebral Kitchen



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Chocolate deep school cafeteria



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: thriller regret

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Judgmental Area Windowlicker



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: Chocolate deep school cafeteria



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Aqua Vibrant Skinny Woman



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: bearded mewling office



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: glittery shitlib

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: thriller regret



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: comical tattoo



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: comical tattoo



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: bearded mewling office



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Cerise racy stock car lay

under appreciated thread

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Aqua Vibrant Skinny Woman

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: bearded mewling office

she was a bowl of yams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: comical tattoo



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Aqua Vibrant Skinny Woman



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: salmon provocative stag film telephone



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: fear-inspiring rough-skinned cumskin



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Aqua Vibrant Skinny Woman



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: sinister forum striped hyena

they might not be sure themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#48899759)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#49467430)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: insecure fluffy set

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Vannesa#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: canary aromatic theatre



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



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