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| contagious startling cruise ship kitty cat | 01/03/23 |
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| Stirring vengeful queen of the night skinny woman | 04/23/24 |
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| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
| Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 | 08/26/25 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: contagious startling cruise ship kitty cat One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: wine national https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: contagious startling cruise ship kitty cat Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: Mischievous fiercely-loyal crackhouse 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: contagious startling cruise ship kitty cat Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: cocky orange international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: sapphire hell affirmative action alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: razzmatazz karate anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: wine national everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: razzmatazz karate so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: wine national (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: razzmatazz karate It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: wine national more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: maroon faggotry cuckoldry 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: wine national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: Stirring vengeful queen of the night skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: cocky orange international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: sapphire hell affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: coral heady masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: Mind-boggling Onyx Voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: painfully honest arrogant famous landscape painting plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: Diverse lake state hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: wine national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: wine national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Violent Son Of Senegal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: kink-friendly spot reading party SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: At-the-ready exciting police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: Irradiated selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle topaz principal's office kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: gold hall The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: Magenta floppy foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: painfully honest arrogant famous landscape painting plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: painfully honest arrogant famous landscape painting plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: painfully honest arrogant famous landscape painting plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: painfully honest arrogant famous landscape painting plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: painfully honest arrogant famous landscape painting plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: wonderful tattoo base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: painfully honest arrogant famous landscape painting plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: Diverse lake state hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: painfully honest arrogant famous landscape painting plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Poppy Odious Water Buffalo Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: painfully honest arrogant famous landscape painting plaza QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: burgundy exhilarant pocket flask church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: mildly autistic tan casino pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: At-the-ready exciting police squad (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: misunderstood locale legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: misunderstood locale legal warrant The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: sapphire hell affirmative action it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: mildly autistic tan casino pozpig when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: sapphire hell affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: At-the-ready exciting police squad (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Vannesa#49213065) |