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ITT I tell a spooky sister in law story

Guy is visiting his in laws for Christmas in the country; ev...
Bespoke double fault
  10/03/23
You spent your time writing that and didn't even bother usin...
mind-boggling internet-worthy striped hyena
  10/03/23
I literally wrote this on my phone while walking my dog
Bespoke double fault
  10/03/23
And I have RSI in my right thumb but I can be assed to try a...
mind-boggling internet-worthy striped hyena
  10/03/23
I’m not really trying to suspend disbelief since this ...
Bespoke double fault
  10/03/23
tp
mind-boggling internet-worthy striped hyena
  10/03/23
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Burgundy turdskin
  11/12/25
And written in lipstick.
Maize spectacular hominid
  10/04/23
tp
Burgundy turdskin
  11/12/25
tp.
Burgundy turdskin
  11/12/25
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concupiscible vermilion organic girlfriend set
  10/04/23
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Bespoke double fault
  01/11/25
and the guy's name? albert einstein
Fuchsia Submissive Gas Station Foreskin
  11/12/25
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geriatric passionate weed whacker coffee pot
  11/12/25
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Burgundy turdskin
  11/12/25


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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:34 PM
Author: Bespoke double fault

Guy is visiting his in laws for Christmas in the country; everyone but the man and his wife all go into town but are snowed in and have to stay there until the next day. It’s cold in the old house and they go to close all the windows and seal off the drafts but there’s one small one in the basement they can’t quite reach but they’re two floors up and just put on more blankets and it’s okay.

In the night the husband wakes up to what sounds like clanging and banging and he gets a little spooked. He goes to wake his wife but she’s not there! But under the covers his dick starts getting sucked and it’s amazing. He cums hard and goes back to sleep.

In the morning he gets up and his wife isn’t in bed. He goes to the bathroom to wash up and to his horror, her body is hanging from Christmas lights in the shower, entrails spilling on the floor. And on the bathroom mirror, written in blood, is a message:

“SISTERS IN LAW CAN SUCK TOO”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2Vannesa#46881417)



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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling internet-worthy striped hyena

You spent your time writing that and didn't even bother using past tense or even a framing device

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2Vannesa#46881419)



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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:36 PM
Author: Bespoke double fault

I literally wrote this on my phone while walking my dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2Vannesa#46881422)



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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:38 PM
Author: mind-boggling internet-worthy striped hyena

And I have RSI in my right thumb but I can be assed to try and suspend disbelief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2Vannesa#46881426)



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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:39 PM
Author: Bespoke double fault

I’m not really trying to suspend disbelief since this is a riff on a classic urban legend; it’s not really intended to be more than a gag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2Vannesa#46881434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:40 PM
Author: mind-boggling internet-worthy striped hyena

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2Vannesa#46881438)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Burgundy turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2Vannesa#49422704)



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Date: October 4th, 2023 12:06 AM
Author: Maize spectacular hominid

And written in lipstick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2Vannesa#46881746)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Burgundy turdskin

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2Vannesa#49423786)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Burgundy turdskin

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2Vannesa#49423787)



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Date: October 4th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: concupiscible vermilion organic girlfriend set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2Vannesa#46881761)



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Date: January 11th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Bespoke double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2Vannesa#48544680)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Fuchsia Submissive Gas Station Foreskin

and the guy's name? albert einstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2Vannesa#49423799)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: geriatric passionate weed whacker coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2Vannesa#49423808)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Burgundy turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2Vannesa#49423809)