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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
adulterous stirring headpube shitlib
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
High-end office crotch
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
Shaky pit
  03/02/24
...
angry histrionic range
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
galvanic disturbing resort wagecucks
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
High-end office crotch
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
galvanic disturbing resort wagecucks
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
High-end office crotch
  03/02/24
lmao
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  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
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  03/03/24
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submissive regret
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
Curious forum
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
adulterous stirring headpube shitlib
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Racy fighting home
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
adulterous stirring headpube shitlib
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Racy fighting home
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Brilliant hairless mad cow disease native
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
exciting affirmative action theatre
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
violet theater faggot firefighter
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
Effete church boistinker
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
French Location Antidepressant Drug
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
shimmering demanding corn cake
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
swashbuckling henna field scourge upon the earth
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
Excitant persian
  03/02/24
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Ultramarine Hideous Cuck
  03/02/24
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chocolate rehab
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Ultramarine Hideous Cuck
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
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  03/02/24
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  03/03/24
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  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
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I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
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  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Onyx dead jew tattoo
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
adulterous stirring headpube shitlib
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Onyx dead jew tattoo
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
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  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
galvanic disturbing resort wagecucks
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
adulterous stirring headpube shitlib
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
out-of-control business firm
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
adulterous stirring headpube shitlib
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
Bateful canary dragon cuckold
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Razzmatazz Hell Depressive
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
adulterous stirring headpube shitlib
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Fishy floppy spot
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
Effete church boistinker
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
exciting affirmative action theatre
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
swashbuckling henna field scourge upon the earth
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
Brilliant hairless mad cow disease native
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
swashbuckling henna field scourge upon the earth
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
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  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
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  03/03/24
"shit"
shimmering demanding corn cake
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
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  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
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  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
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Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
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  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
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  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
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  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
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  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
adulterous stirring headpube shitlib
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
unhinged jet-lagged parlor
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
adulterous stirring headpube shitlib
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Racy fighting home
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
adulterous stirring headpube shitlib
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
Curious forum
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
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  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
Rambunctious hateful doctorate
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
adulterous stirring headpube shitlib
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
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  03/11/24
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you'll get through this, brother
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  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
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  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
swashbuckling henna field scourge upon the earth
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
swashbuckling henna field scourge upon the earth
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
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  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
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  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
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  03/13/24
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  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
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angry histrionic range
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
Laughsome Indecent Nursing Home Juggernaut
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
Ruby nofapping dopamine
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
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  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
Lascivious Chestnut Dog Poop Chapel
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
lake self-centered laser beams
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
unhinged jet-lagged parlor
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
Dark Ceo
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
adulterous stirring headpube shitlib
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Wishing you the best bro
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: adulterous stirring headpube shitlib

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: High-end office crotch

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Shaky pit

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: angry histrionic range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: galvanic disturbing resort wagecucks

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: High-end office crotch

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: galvanic disturbing resort wagecucks

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: High-end office crotch

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Hilarious white french chef

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Very tactful copper trump supporter old irish cottage

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: submissive regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Curious forum

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: adulterous stirring headpube shitlib

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Racy fighting home

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: adulterous stirring headpube shitlib

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Racy fighting home

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Brilliant hairless mad cow disease native

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: exciting affirmative action theatre

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: violet theater faggot firefighter

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Effete church boistinker

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: French Location Antidepressant Drug

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: shimmering demanding corn cake

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling henna field scourge upon the earth

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Excitant persian

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Ultramarine Hideous Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: chocolate rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457477)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Ultramarine Hideous Cuck

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: chocolate rehab

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Hilarious white french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457857)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: cocky stead voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: orchid multi-colored casino

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: adulterous stirring headpube shitlib

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Onyx dead jew tattoo

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: adulterous stirring headpube shitlib

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Onyx dead jew tattoo

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: bright boiling water mother

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: galvanic disturbing resort wagecucks

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: adulterous stirring headpube shitlib

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: out-of-control business firm

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: adulterous stirring headpube shitlib

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Bateful canary dragon cuckold

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Hell Depressive

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: adulterous stirring headpube shitlib

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Fishy floppy spot

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Effete church boistinker

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: exciting affirmative action theatre

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling henna field scourge upon the earth

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Brilliant hairless mad cow disease native

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling henna field scourge upon the earth

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: gaped legal warrant

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Crimson thriller marketing idea pozpig

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: shimmering demanding corn cake

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Trip irate hunting ground

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: heady house kitty cat

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Vigorous Dun Goal In Life

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: chartreuse exhilarant bawdyhouse

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Crimson thriller marketing idea pozpig

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Lascivious Chestnut Dog Poop Chapel

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: lake self-centered laser beams

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: emerald sneaky criminal area

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: sienna fortuitous meteor

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: adulterous stirring headpube shitlib

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: unhinged jet-lagged parlor

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: adulterous stirring headpube shitlib

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Racy fighting home

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: adulterous stirring headpube shitlib

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Curious forum

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Crimson thriller marketing idea pozpig

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Rambunctious hateful doctorate

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: adulterous stirring headpube shitlib

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Rambunctious hateful doctorate

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: adulterous stirring headpube shitlib

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: grizzly chest-beating rigor box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Brilliant hairless mad cow disease native

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Ruby nofapping dopamine

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling henna field scourge upon the earth

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling henna field scourge upon the earth

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: French Location Antidepressant Drug

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Ruby nofapping dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Rambunctious hateful doctorate

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Provocative school cafeteria halford

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: submissive regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: adulterous stirring headpube shitlib

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Big stage sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Sable Apoplectic Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: adulterous stirring headpube shitlib

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Effete church boistinker

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Laughsome Indecent Nursing Home Juggernaut

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Dark Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: fear-inspiring lemon gas station

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: angry histrionic range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Laughsome Indecent Nursing Home Juggernaut

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Ruby nofapping dopamine

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Avocado incel

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Lascivious Chestnut Dog Poop Chapel

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: lake self-centered laser beams

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: unhinged jet-lagged parlor

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Dark Ceo

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: adulterous stirring headpube shitlib

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: exciting affirmative action theatre

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Slippery Orchestra Pit Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: drab genital piercing fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: irradiated claret theater stage travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: grizzly chest-beating rigor box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Peach hospital

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Effete church boistinker

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: adulterous stirring headpube shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Laughsome Indecent Nursing Home Juggernaut

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: adulterous stirring headpube shitlib

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Low-t Wine Sweet Tailpipe

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: exciting affirmative action theatre

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: Mauve Diverse Skinny Woman Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: adulterous stirring headpube shitlib

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: angry histrionic range

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: grizzly chest-beating rigor box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Swollen idiotic giraffe school

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Charismatic Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: magenta tantric organic girlfriend

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: bearded rusted parlour blood rage

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Brilliant hairless mad cow disease native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: lake self-centered laser beams

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: supple stain station

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Big stage sex offender

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: well-lubricated crystalline goyim

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: fear-inspiring lemon gas station

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Rambunctious hateful doctorate

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Blue Flickering Cruise Ship

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Vannesa#49545077)