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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
Misunderstood motley meetinghouse double fault
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
Multi-colored kitty lettuce
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
Misunderstood motley meetinghouse double fault
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
Multi-colored kitty lettuce
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Exciting Ungodly Sandwich
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Exciting Ungodly Sandwich
  09/10/24
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well-lubricated nofapping office doctorate
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gold sexy cuckold dragon
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Exciting Ungodly Sandwich
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
Misunderstood motley meetinghouse double fault
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Exciting Ungodly Sandwich
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
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Multi-colored kitty lettuce
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Insecure state
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Low-t Resort
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
Multi-colored kitty lettuce
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
floppy medicated indirect expression international law enforcement agency
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
heady hyperventilating step-uncle's house yarmulke
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gold sexy cuckold dragon
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erotic aqua deer antler immigrant
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erotic aqua deer antler immigrant
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
Titillating spot masturbator
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
Misunderstood motley meetinghouse double fault
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
Sepia histrionic gunner locale
  11/26/24
First day?
Misunderstood motley meetinghouse double fault
  05/04/26
1800000
Sienna parlour incel
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opaque locus
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contagious sweet tailpipe tattoo
  03/12/26
I may do it for free just to see if I can alienate the hange...
high-end home laser beams
  05/04/26
ive been doing this for like 10 years now
Exciting Ungodly Sandwich
  05/04/26
i'm in. people would simply assume i am running shtick
razzmatazz ape
  05/04/26
What about all the people in my life who aren't cumskins?
opaque locus
  05/04/26
They need to prepare to be BTFO by your WGWAG obsession
high-end home laser beams
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Misunderstood motley meetinghouse double fault
  05/04/26
Nobody here would do this for a month for One Million Dollar...
Multi-colored kitty lettuce
  05/04/26
Bangarang!
Misunderstood motley meetinghouse double fault
  05/04/26
Goddamn!!
high-end home laser beams
  05/04/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: Misunderstood motley meetinghouse double fault

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Multi-colored kitty lettuce

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Misunderstood motley meetinghouse double fault

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Multi-colored kitty lettuce

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Exciting Ungodly Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Exciting Ungodly Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: well-lubricated nofapping office doctorate

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068738)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: gold sexy cuckold dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49863636)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Exciting Ungodly Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Misunderstood motley meetinghouse double fault

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: Exciting Ungodly Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Misunderstood motley meetinghouse double fault

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Multi-colored kitty lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Insecure state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Low-t Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Multi-colored kitty lettuce

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: floppy medicated indirect expression international law enforcement agency

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: heady hyperventilating step-uncle's house yarmulke

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Misunderstood motley meetinghouse double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle background story pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: Exciting Ungodly Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: gold sexy cuckold dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: Unhinged at-the-ready plaza sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: erotic aqua deer antler immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: erotic aqua deer antler immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: Titillating spot masturbator

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Misunderstood motley meetinghouse double fault

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: Sepia histrionic gunner locale

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48382253)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Misunderstood motley meetinghouse double fault

First day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49863910)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Sienna parlour incel

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#48232575)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: opaque locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49863640)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: contagious sweet tailpipe tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49736580)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: high-end home laser beams

I may do it for free just to see if I can alienate the hangers-on who won't leave me alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49863706)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Exciting Ungodly Sandwich

ive been doing this for like 10 years now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49863708)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: razzmatazz ape

i'm in. people would simply assume i am running shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49863716)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: opaque locus

What about all the people in my life who aren't cumskins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49863729)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: high-end home laser beams

They need to prepare to be BTFO by your WGWAG obsession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49863770)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Misunderstood motley meetinghouse double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49863911)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Multi-colored kitty lettuce

Nobody here would do this for a month for One Million Dollars tax free.

nyugg has been doing this for free for over a decade.

I think that tells us quite a lot about nyugg.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49863897)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: Misunderstood motley meetinghouse double fault

Bangarang!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49863907)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: high-end home laser beams

Goddamn!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Vannesa#49863952)