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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
passionate fortuitous meteor principal's office
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
mint tantric lettuce yarmulke
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
Titillating Degenerate School
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
crystalline theater chad
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
Rambunctious step-uncle's house ape
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
wonderful chest-beating potus
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
Primrose blathering hell
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
mint tantric lettuce yarmulke
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
passionate fortuitous meteor principal's office
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
cruel-hearted razzle home nibblets
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
Slate twisted sanctuary kitty cat
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
passionate fortuitous meteor principal's office
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
Filthy purple address cuck
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
passionate fortuitous meteor principal's office
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
Jade travel guidebook market
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
passionate fortuitous meteor principal's office
  08/29/25
no
Jade travel guidebook market
  08/29/25
Eat shit
stubborn ivory jap
  08/29/25
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Jade travel guidebook market
  08/28/25
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stubborn ivory jap
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
flickering den
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
domesticated fragrant pit french chef
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
Irradiated Main People Heaven
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
domesticated fragrant pit french chef
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
Know-it-all self-centered liquid oxygen stag film
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
Ruddy scourge upon the earth
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
Titillating Degenerate School
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
passionate fortuitous meteor principal's office
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
Titillating Degenerate School
  08/28/25
wow
wonderful chest-beating potus
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
Bat-shit-crazy Feces
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
Glittery crawly mother
  08/29/25
...
passionate fortuitous meteor principal's office
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
passionate fortuitous meteor principal's office
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
Buck-toothed Green Chapel Therapy
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
painfully honest garrison
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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  08/29/26
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: passionate fortuitous meteor principal's office

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: mint tantric lettuce yarmulke

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Titillating Degenerate School

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: crystalline theater chad

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Rambunctious step-uncle's house ape

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: wonderful chest-beating potus

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Primrose blathering hell

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: mint tantric lettuce yarmulke

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: passionate fortuitous meteor principal's office

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: cruel-hearted razzle home nibblets

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: Slate twisted sanctuary kitty cat

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: passionate fortuitous meteor principal's office

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: Filthy purple address cuck

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: passionate fortuitous meteor principal's office

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Jade travel guidebook market

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: passionate fortuitous meteor principal's office

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Jade travel guidebook market

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: stubborn ivory jap

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Jade travel guidebook market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: stubborn ivory jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: flickering den

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: domesticated fragrant pit french chef

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Irradiated Main People Heaven

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: domesticated fragrant pit french chef

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Know-it-all self-centered liquid oxygen stag film

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: Ruddy scourge upon the earth

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Titillating Degenerate School

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: passionate fortuitous meteor principal's office

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Titillating Degenerate School

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: wonderful chest-beating potus

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Feces

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Glittery crawly mother

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: passionate fortuitous meteor principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: passionate fortuitous meteor principal's office

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Green Chapel Therapy

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: painfully honest garrison

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Exciting Pistol

But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: passionate fortuitous meteor principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Vannesa#50102080)