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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Titillating stead striped hyena
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
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  08/28/25
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Titillating stead striped hyena
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laughsome degenerate
  08/28/25
that's it?
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  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Titillating stead striped hyena
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
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  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
spectacular stag film
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
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  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
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Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
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  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
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I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
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  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
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  08/28/25
Happy?
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  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
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  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
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lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
laughsome degenerate
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
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  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
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  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
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It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
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  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
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Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
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im with xo jerry on this.
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  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
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  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
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  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
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LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
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  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
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"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
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The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
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, he lisped.
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  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
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  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
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  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
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  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
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  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
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  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
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the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
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It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
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Lolololol
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  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
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  09/01/25
?
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  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
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  09/01/25
Fuck you
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  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
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  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
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  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
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  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Titillating stead striped hyena



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: coral nubile principal's office gay wizard

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Titillating stead striped hyena



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: laughsome degenerate



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: spectacular stag film

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Titillating stead striped hyena

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: big station preventive strike

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: spectacular stag film

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Vibrant ape indian lodge

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: hyperventilating antidepressant drug casino

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Vibrant ape indian lodge

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: hyperventilating antidepressant drug casino

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Vibrant ape indian lodge

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: hyperventilating antidepressant drug casino

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: ultramarine community account kitty cat

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Passionate Twisted Genital Piercing

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: ultramarine community account kitty cat

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Vibrant ape indian lodge

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: laughsome degenerate

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Vibrant ape indian lodge

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: laughsome degenerate

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: dashing field corn cake

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: contagious nighttime becky gaming laptop

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Overrated Base Skinny Woman



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Twinkling Scourge Upon The Earth

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: appetizing black stage



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: magical personal credit line lay

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Awkward gay masturbator gaping

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Overrated Base Skinny Woman



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: lascivious resort jewess

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Awkward gay masturbator gaping

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: hyperventilating antidepressant drug casino

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Bronze Vivacious Toilet Seat Hominid

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Vibrant ape indian lodge

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: ultramarine community account kitty cat

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: magical personal credit line lay

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Vibrant ape indian lodge

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Adventurous Mexican Faggotry

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: insanely creepy arrogant garrison halford

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: ultramarine community account kitty cat

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: laughsome degenerate

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Vibrant ape indian lodge

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Awkward gay masturbator gaping

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Vibrant ape indian lodge



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Awkward gay masturbator gaping

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Vibrant ape indian lodge

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Passionate Twisted Genital Piercing

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: ultramarine community account kitty cat

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: hyperventilating antidepressant drug casino

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: talking jap electric furnace

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: ultramarine community account kitty cat

Fuck you

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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Vibrant ape indian lodge

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: hyperventilating antidepressant drug casino

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Vibrant ape indian lodge

Yes

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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: hyperventilating antidepressant drug casino

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: hyperventilating antidepressant drug casino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Titillating stead striped hyena

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Vannesa#49259839)