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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
wine disrespectful public bath patrolman
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
snowy library
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Soul-stirring market
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
copper electric athletic conference
  08/30/25
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passionate chestnut national security agency fanboi
  09/05/25
, he lisped
concupiscible seedy property
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
bateful ivory haunted graveyard native
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
wine disrespectful public bath patrolman
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
bateful ivory haunted graveyard native
  08/31/25
...
Pea-brained Pistol
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  08/31/25
delusional take
Pea-brained Pistol
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Jade parlor
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Fiercely-loyal exciting piazza
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
wine disrespectful public bath patrolman
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
wine disrespectful public bath patrolman
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Fiercely-loyal exciting piazza
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Fiercely-loyal exciting piazza
  09/05/25
...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
adventurous round eye area
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Fiercely-loyal exciting piazza
  09/05/25
...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Fiercely-loyal exciting piazza
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
wine disrespectful public bath patrolman
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
vengeful nursing home
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
vengeful nursing home
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  09/05/25
Kenny
Fiercely-loyal exciting piazza
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
wine disrespectful public bath patrolman
  09/06/25
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underhanded histrionic antidepressant drug
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  09/06/25
...
underhanded histrionic antidepressant drug
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
wine disrespectful public bath patrolman
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
rusted hell
  09/07/25
Explain
wine disrespectful public bath patrolman
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
excitant trust fund chapel
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
wine disrespectful public bath patrolman
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
wine disrespectful public bath patrolman
  09/07/25
...
Jade parlor
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Fiercely-loyal exciting piazza
  01/18/26
...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Effete coral dilemma candlestick maker
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
wine disrespectful public bath patrolman
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
wine disrespectful public bath patrolman
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
titillating meetinghouse
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
Fiercely-loyal exciting piazza
  05/28/26
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Razzle bistre clown sandwich
  05/28/26
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  06/07/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: wine disrespectful public bath patrolman

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: snowy library

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring market

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: copper electric athletic conference

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: passionate chestnut national security agency fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: concupiscible seedy property

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: bateful ivory haunted graveyard native

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: wine disrespectful public bath patrolman

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: bateful ivory haunted graveyard native

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Pea-brained Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Pea-brained Pistol

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Jade parlor

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting piazza

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: wine disrespectful public bath patrolman

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: wine disrespectful public bath patrolman

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting piazza

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting piazza

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: adventurous round eye area

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting piazza

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting piazza

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: wine disrespectful public bath patrolman

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: vengeful nursing home

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: vengeful nursing home

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting piazza

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: wine disrespectful public bath patrolman

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: underhanded histrionic antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: underhanded histrionic antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: wine disrespectful public bath patrolman

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: rusted hell

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: wine disrespectful public bath patrolman

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: excitant trust fund chapel

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: wine disrespectful public bath patrolman

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: wine disrespectful public bath patrolman

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Jade parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting piazza

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Effete coral dilemma candlestick maker

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: wine disrespectful public bath patrolman

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: wine disrespectful public bath patrolman

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: titillating meetinghouse

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting piazza

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Razzle bistre clown sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: TurboGrafx-67



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Vannesa#49919996)