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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
garnet vengeful base
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Fear-inspiring Locale
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
garnet vengeful base
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
Fear-inspiring Locale
  10/17/25
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medicated business firm prole
  10/17/25
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Burgundy startled marketing idea macaca
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
razzmatazz skinny woman
  10/17/25
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garnet vengeful base
  10/17/25
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indecent massive kitty cat
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Snowy Contagious Stag Film
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
razzmatazz skinny woman
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
razzmatazz skinny woman
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
garnet vengeful base
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
bistre startling background story field
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Diverse Ratface Cumskin
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
cruel-hearted passionate brunch
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
garnet vengeful base
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
cruel-hearted passionate brunch
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
painfully honest headpube indirect expression
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
cruel-hearted passionate brunch
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
garnet vengeful base
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
irradiated copper chapel cuckold
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
pearly step-uncle's house milk
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
garnet vengeful base
  10/17/25
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hyperactive shrine
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
painfully honest headpube indirect expression
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
medicated business firm prole
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
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  10/17/25
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garnet vengeful base
  10/17/25
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hyperactive shrine
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
medicated business firm prole
  10/17/25
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indecent massive kitty cat
  10/17/25
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obsidian generalized bond
  10/18/25
lol
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  10/18/25
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bright curious volcanic crater
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
Pungent amethyst associate
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
garnet vengeful base
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
Pungent amethyst associate
  10/17/25
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garnet vengeful base
  10/17/25
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Burgundy startled marketing idea macaca
  10/18/25
:(
Lake kink-friendly useless brakes whorehouse
  10/17/25
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Godawful supple friendly grandma national security agency
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
excitant disrespectful preventive strike office
  10/18/25
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vermilion coiffed voyeur
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Snowy Contagious Stag Film
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
arrogant depressive set
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
Poppy nighttime selfie parlor
  10/18/25
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Godawful supple friendly grandma national security agency
  10/18/25
...
razzmatazz skinny woman
  10/18/25
no homo at all
garnet vengeful base
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
arrogant depressive set
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
razzmatazz skinny woman
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
hot multi-colored bawdyhouse gay wizard
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
mind-boggling factory reset button lodge
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
balding magenta senate haunted graveyard
  10/18/25
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bistre startling background story field
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
Pungent amethyst associate
  10/18/25
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garnet vengeful base
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: garnet vengeful base

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Locale

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: garnet vengeful base

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Locale

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: medicated business firm prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Burgundy startled marketing idea macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz skinny woman

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: garnet vengeful base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: indecent massive kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Snowy Contagious Stag Film

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz skinny woman

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: razzmatazz skinny woman

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: garnet vengeful base

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: bistre startling background story field

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Diverse Ratface Cumskin

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: cruel-hearted passionate brunch

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: garnet vengeful base

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: cruel-hearted passionate brunch

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: painfully honest headpube indirect expression

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: cruel-hearted passionate brunch

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: garnet vengeful base

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: irradiated copper chapel cuckold

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: pearly step-uncle's house milk

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: garnet vengeful base

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: hyperactive shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: painfully honest headpube indirect expression

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: medicated business firm prole

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: avocado frum gaping

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: garnet vengeful base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: hyperactive shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: medicated business firm prole

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: indecent massive kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: obsidian generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Slate indian lodge pisswyrm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: bright curious volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Pungent amethyst associate

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: garnet vengeful base

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Pungent amethyst associate

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: garnet vengeful base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Burgundy startled marketing idea macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Lake kink-friendly useless brakes whorehouse

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Godawful supple friendly grandma national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: excitant disrespectful preventive strike office

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: vermilion coiffed voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Snowy Contagious Stag Film

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: arrogant depressive set

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Poppy nighttime selfie parlor

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Godawful supple friendly grandma national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: garnet vengeful base

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: arrogant depressive set

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: razzmatazz skinny woman

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: hot multi-colored bawdyhouse gay wizard

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling factory reset button lodge

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: balding magenta senate haunted graveyard

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: bistre startling background story field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Pungent amethyst associate

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: garnet vengeful base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Vannesa#49359746)