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irl goy here, what's the reason *not* to use Klarna?

I was buying a "towel warmer" online for my wife(a...
Cruel-hearted church building
  12/04/25
there’s zero downside and they make absolutely no mone...
Rusted house love of her life
  12/04/25
is this some uber 2017 zirp VC cash thing
Cruel-hearted church building
  12/04/25
https://s205.q4cdn.com/644747736/files/doc_financials/2025/q...
Soul-stirring Low-t Quadroon Pozpig
  12/04/25
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Passionate Emerald Sanctuary
  12/04/25
they charge the retailer a %. it's the same thing with store...
bistre pit
  12/04/25
What if they repossess my bluetooth speaker
Concupiscible Chad
  12/04/25
ESPECIALLY your bluetooth speaker
bistre pit
  12/04/25
A girl in my class is underwater on some McNuggets not flame
mind-boggling purple karate
  12/04/25
you should provide her a "bailout"
racy juggernaut
  12/04/25
My sous vide!
iridescent frisky stage cuck
  12/04/25
This is how you know America is actually 70% brown now. This...
Irradiated messiness
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citrine nursing home
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Floppy lodge
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Hilarious Cerebral Place Of Business
  12/04/25
The phenomenon of putting *everything* on a credit card was ...
jet-lagged striped hyena property
  12/04/25
I use CC for whatever I can because I get points/miles/other...
Hilarious Cerebral Place Of Business
  12/04/25
this is yet another layer of jewish debt magic underneath yo...
Judgmental shaky parlour
  12/04/25
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Massive abode mother
  12/04/25
This is how you know XO is full of shit when they claim to b...
Burgundy multi-colored filthpig sound barrier
  12/04/25
You didn’t get your shit until you made the final paym...
Shivering pocket flask
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  04/03/26
the "free money" argument is some real prole shit....
Thriller Round Eye Partner
  12/04/25
nffi, I remember your nordstrom return arbitrage stories. th...
Cruel-hearted church building
  12/04/25
i wasnt doing it for the arbitrage. i was doing it to borrow...
Thriller Round Eye Partner
  12/04/25
let’s say op goes big though, and makes a $200 purchas...
Embarrassed to the bone cobalt wagecucks
  12/04/25
dbg oddly silent
Cruel-hearted church building
  12/04/25
rofl he's making my point
Thriller Round Eye Partner
  12/04/25
Legal hypo: Assume you order a chipotle burrito and ask for ...
Hideous institution ratface
  12/04/25
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Passionate Emerald Sanctuary
  12/04/25
How long do you have to pay it off without interest?
laughsome site
  12/04/25
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racy juggernaut
  12/04/25
Rach can you turn on location for every post like they did o...
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  12/04/25
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Lemon azn school
  12/04/25
https://x.com/paul_hundred/status/1996621366184075337
Pungent trip depressive office
  12/04/25
we're famous again bros
Cruel-hearted church building
  12/04/25
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hateful lascivious step-uncle's house
  12/04/25
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claret vigorous kitchen
  12/04/25
Klarna’s a bitch
Passionate Emerald Sanctuary
  12/04/25
Can illegals use this shit? You need a SSN or what? Is there...
Dead Opaque Circlehead
  12/04/25
If ur not debtmaxxing rn ur dumb af
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  04/03/26


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Date: December 4th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted church building

I was buying a "towel warmer" online for my wife(also goy) and the "4 easy payments" Klarna ad popped up. It's the exact same price either way.

So what is the catch - is it just that they gather detailed shopping info and send you ads? get to look at your credit report ? Or are they hoping you will miss a payment and hit you with some 99% apr upcharge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49482991)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: Rusted house love of her life

there’s zero downside and they make absolutely no money at all providing that service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49482999)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted church building

is this some uber 2017 zirp VC cash thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483005)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Low-t Quadroon Pozpig

https://s205.q4cdn.com/644747736/files/doc_financials/2025/q3/Q3-2025-Earnings-Release.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483007)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Passionate Emerald Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483228)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: bistre pit

they charge the retailer a %. it's the same thing with stores that used to offer 0% APR but instead of having a separate financing plan at every retailer these guys are trying to create a centralized system for retailer-funded low APR financing. that's why different retailers have different options.

it is a no brainer, but like most of these things it's a prole goy honeypot. people with money aren't going to worry about 0% APR on a couple hundred bucks. it's free money but not enough to care. meanwhile prole goys are gonna go ham and have trouble getting out from under it.

seeing klarna pop up as an option for mcdonalds purchases is giving me flashbacks of "no payments for 6 months!" interest only mortgages on 2007.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483006)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Concupiscible Chad

What if they repossess my bluetooth speaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483081)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: bistre pit

ESPECIALLY your bluetooth speaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483109)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: mind-boggling purple karate

A girl in my class is underwater on some McNuggets not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483020)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: racy juggernaut

you should provide her a "bailout"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483113)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: iridescent frisky stage cuck

My sous vide!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483996)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Irradiated messiness

This is how you know America is actually 70% brown now. This would’ve been completely absurd with our demographics from like 15 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483100)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: citrine nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483150)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Floppy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483184)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Hilarious Cerebral Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483229)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: jet-lagged striped hyena property

The phenomenon of putting *everything* on a credit card was widespread by then.

I don't see how this new BNPL stuff is substantially different than using a CC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483289)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Hilarious Cerebral Place Of Business

I use CC for whatever I can because I get points/miles/other benefits but I never run a balance. BNPL is pure credit at shitty rates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483292)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Judgmental shaky parlour

this is yet another layer of jewish debt magic underneath your credit card debt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483666)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Massive abode mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483648)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Burgundy multi-colored filthpig sound barrier

This is how you know XO is full of shit when they claim to be simple prole men of America born to the working class

The Walmart layaway counter was the exact same shit 30 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483661)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Shivering pocket flask

You didn’t get your shit until you made the final payment. Layaway was to hold a specific item at a specific price when availability was less predictable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483719)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49792116)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Thriller Round Eye Partner

the "free money" argument is some real prole shit. jew here. lol @ the opportunity cost on the $75 you spent to buy headphones. that's peanuts and not worth worrying about when there's a risk of a missed payment and fucking up your credit.

much easier to get large amounts of "free money" in other ways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483118)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted church building

nffi, I remember your nordstrom return arbitrage stories. that was *way* more work than this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483120)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Thriller Round Eye Partner

i wasnt doing it for the arbitrage. i was doing it to borrow clothes, and the arbitrage is just a bonus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483125)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cobalt wagecucks

let’s say op goes big though, and makes a $200 purchase, with 25% down and 25% due over each of the next three months. assuming an 8% apr opportunity cost, he just netted $2. if it takes him 20 minutes to fill in his info, set up autopay, and confirm the transfers over the life of the loan, dood is bringing down a cool $6/hour. are you too good to work for $6/hr, hotshot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483194)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted church building

dbg oddly silent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483220)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Thriller Round Eye Partner

rofl he's making my point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483232)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Hideous institution ratface

Legal hypo: Assume you order a chipotle burrito and ask for guac but quickly cancel and then pay with klarna just as the guac leaves the guacscoop, then you default on your loan, can your SNAP/EBT benefits be garnished?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483123)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Passionate Emerald Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483221)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: laughsome site

How long do you have to pay it off without interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483140)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: racy juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483156)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Poppy marvelous home telephone

Rach can you turn on location for every post like they did on Twitter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483159)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Lemon azn school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483165)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: Pungent trip depressive office

https://x.com/paul_hundred/status/1996621366184075337

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483180)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted church building

we're famous again bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483198)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: hateful lascivious step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483205)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: claret vigorous kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483977)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Passionate Emerald Sanctuary

Klarna’s a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483222)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Dead Opaque Circlehead

Can illegals use this shit? You need a SSN or what? Is there widespread beaner fraud?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49483643)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: may his bones be crushed

If ur not debtmaxxing rn ur dumb af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2Vannesa#49792117)