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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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adventurous center cuckoldry
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
purple jet-lagged dragon
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
adventurous center cuckoldry
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
purple jet-lagged dragon
  05/01/26
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Startled tripping hall jew
  05/01/26
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cyan frozen nursing home
  04/29/26
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adventurous center cuckoldry
  04/29/26
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Startled tripping hall jew
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
metal odious crackhouse goal in life
  04/29/26
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underhanded sanctuary
  04/29/26
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Startled tripping hall jew
  05/01/26
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Sepia wonderful party of the first part
  04/30/26
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Bistre boyish hospital rigor
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Bistre boyish hospital rigor
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Startled tripping hall jew
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
underhanded sanctuary
  05/02/26
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Startled tripping hall jew
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
adventurous center cuckoldry
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
metal odious crackhouse goal in life
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
adventurous center cuckoldry
  04/29/26
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Startled tripping hall jew
  04/29/26
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Vengeful erotic cuckold
  04/29/26
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Gaped dog poop mediation
  04/29/26
180!
underhanded sanctuary
  04/29/26
hell yeah
cyan frozen nursing home
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
adventurous center cuckoldry
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
light school
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
adventurous center cuckoldry
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Ungodly juggernaut
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
adventurous center cuckoldry
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Ungodly juggernaut
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
adventurous center cuckoldry
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Opaque dead spot
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
adventurous center cuckoldry
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Ungodly juggernaut
  05/01/26
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Startled tripping hall jew
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Opaque dead spot
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Ungodly juggernaut
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Startled tripping hall jew
  05/01/26
180
Vengeful erotic cuckold
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
cyan frozen nursing home
  05/01/26
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Motley ladyboy associate
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Soul-stirring poppy idea he suggested shrine
  04/30/26
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Soul-stirring poppy idea he suggested shrine
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
copper whorehouse
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
adventurous center cuckoldry
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Ungodly juggernaut
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
adventurous center cuckoldry
  05/01/26
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Startled tripping hall jew
  05/01/26
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Ungodly juggernaut
  05/01/26
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Startled tripping hall jew
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
spectacular coral doctorate candlestick maker
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Startled tripping hall jew
  05/01/26
congrats!
Bistre boyish hospital rigor
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Vengeful erotic cuckold
  05/01/26
180
Startled tripping hall jew
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
adventurous center cuckoldry
  05/01/26
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Startled tripping hall jew
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
spectacular coral doctorate candlestick maker
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Startled tripping hall jew
  05/01/26
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underhanded sanctuary
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: adventurous center cuckoldry



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: purple jet-lagged dragon

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: adventurous center cuckoldry

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: purple jet-lagged dragon

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Startled tripping hall jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: cyan frozen nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: adventurous center cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Startled tripping hall jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: metal odious crackhouse goal in life

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: underhanded sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Startled tripping hall jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Sepia wonderful party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Bistre boyish hospital rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Bistre boyish hospital rigor

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Startled tripping hall jew

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: underhanded sanctuary

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Startled tripping hall jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: adventurous center cuckoldry

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: metal odious crackhouse goal in life

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: adventurous center cuckoldry

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Startled tripping hall jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Vengeful erotic cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Gaped dog poop mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: underhanded sanctuary

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: cyan frozen nursing home

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: adventurous center cuckoldry

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: light school

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: adventurous center cuckoldry

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Ungodly juggernaut

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: adventurous center cuckoldry

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Ungodly juggernaut

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: adventurous center cuckoldry

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Opaque dead spot

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: adventurous center cuckoldry

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Ungodly juggernaut

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Startled tripping hall jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Opaque dead spot

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Ungodly juggernaut

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Startled tripping hall jew

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Vengeful erotic cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: cyan frozen nursing home

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Motley ladyboy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49854604)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring poppy idea he suggested shrine

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Soul-stirring poppy idea he suggested shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: copper whorehouse

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: adventurous center cuckoldry

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Ungodly juggernaut

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: adventurous center cuckoldry

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Startled tripping hall jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Ungodly juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Startled tripping hall jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: spectacular coral doctorate candlestick maker

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Startled tripping hall jew

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Bistre boyish hospital rigor

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Vengeful erotic cuckold

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Startled tripping hall jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: adventurous center cuckoldry

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Startled tripping hall jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: spectacular coral doctorate candlestick maker

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Startled tripping hall jew

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: underhanded sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Vannesa#49860163)