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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
spectacular space hairy legs
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
flatulent confused dog poop
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
spectacular space hairy legs
  06/01/26
120...
flatulent confused dog poop
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
Deranged abusive sweet tailpipe
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
spectacular space hairy legs
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
Deranged abusive sweet tailpipe
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
rebellious theatre idiot
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
spectacular space hairy legs
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
rebellious theatre idiot
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
poppy swollen state internal respiration
  06/01/26
...
Massive dead casino persian
  06/01/26
...
Marvelous becky
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
Garnet contagious senate legend
  06/01/26
...
primrose newt
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
awkward stage
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
carmine immigrant native
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
spectacular space hairy legs
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
carmine immigrant native
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
Garnet contagious senate legend
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
Massive dead casino persian
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Garnet contagious senate legend
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
Massive dead casino persian
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
carmine immigrant native
  06/01/26
...
insanely creepy geriatric round eye feces
  06/02/26
you maed it
sinister effete crotch mental disorder
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
Ivory locale wrinkle
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
Garnet contagious senate legend
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
Brass soggy national quadroon
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
chestnut mind-boggling stage incel
  06/01/26
what job did you have
slippery abode
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
slimy dragon old irish cottage
  06/01/26
...
Racy goal in life house
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
indecent bateful step-uncle's house pisswyrm
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
Garnet contagious senate legend
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
indecent bateful step-uncle's house pisswyrm
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
spectacular space hairy legs
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Garnet contagious senate legend
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Aromatic Cruise Ship
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
maroon temple
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
carmine immigrant native
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
maroon temple
  06/01/26
...
rebellious theatre idiot
  06/03/26
...
sexy fragrant toilet seat area
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
Brass soggy national quadroon
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
spectacular space hairy legs
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
Brass soggy national quadroon
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
spectacular space hairy legs
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
Turquoise ticket booth
  06/02/26
...
Lascivious Milk Menage
  06/02/26
...
Massive dead casino persian
  06/02/26
...
spectacular space hairy legs
  06/03/26
...
rebellious theatre idiot
  06/03/26
...
Brass soggy national quadroon
  06/03/26
...
primrose newt
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
Smoky high-end plaza toaster
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
Garnet contagious senate legend
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
mahogany maniacal spot
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
Lascivious Milk Menage
  06/03/26
...
spectacular space hairy legs
  06/03/26
...
mahogany maniacal spot
  06/03/26
...
rebellious theatre idiot
  06/03/26
...
Brass soggy national quadroon
  06/03/26
...
Opaque private investor indian lodge
  06/03/26
...
flatulent confused dog poop
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
spectacular space hairy legs
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
indigo concupiscible new version
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
mahogany maniacal spot
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: spectacular space hairy legs

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: flatulent confused dog poop

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: spectacular space hairy legs

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: flatulent confused dog poop

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Deranged abusive sweet tailpipe

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: spectacular space hairy legs

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Deranged abusive sweet tailpipe

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: rebellious theatre idiot

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: spectacular space hairy legs

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: rebellious theatre idiot

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: poppy swollen state internal respiration

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Massive dead casino persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Marvelous becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Garnet contagious senate legend

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: primrose newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: awkward stage

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: carmine immigrant native

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: spectacular space hairy legs

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: carmine immigrant native

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Garnet contagious senate legend

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Massive dead casino persian

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Garnet contagious senate legend

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Massive dead casino persian

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: carmine immigrant native

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: insanely creepy geriatric round eye feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: sinister effete crotch mental disorder

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Ivory locale wrinkle

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Garnet contagious senate legend

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Brass soggy national quadroon

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: chestnut mind-boggling stage incel

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: slippery abode

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: slimy dragon old irish cottage

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Racy goal in life house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: indecent bateful step-uncle's house pisswyrm

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Garnet contagious senate legend

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: indecent bateful step-uncle's house pisswyrm

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: spectacular space hairy legs

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Garnet contagious senate legend

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Aromatic Cruise Ship

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: maroon temple

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: carmine immigrant native

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: maroon temple

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: rebellious theatre idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: sexy fragrant toilet seat area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Brass soggy national quadroon

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: spectacular space hairy legs

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Brass soggy national quadroon

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: spectacular space hairy legs

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Turquoise ticket booth

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Lascivious Milk Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Massive dead casino persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: spectacular space hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: rebellious theatre idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Brass soggy national quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: primrose newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Smoky high-end plaza toaster

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Garnet contagious senate legend

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: mahogany maniacal spot

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Lascivious Milk Menage

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: spectacular space hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: mahogany maniacal spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: rebellious theatre idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Brass soggy national quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Opaque private investor indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: flatulent confused dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: spectacular space hairy legs

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: indigo concupiscible new version

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: mahogany maniacal spot

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Vannesa#49912932)