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Accidentally called USA coach a "wifeguy" during World Cup watch party

It was just an absentminded offhand comment because the guy ...
Mustard thriller circlehead azn
  06/13/26
One of the wives just texted me (she has my number because I...
Mustard thriller circlehead azn
  06/13/26
lmaoooo I like this twist
henna fiercely-loyal resort
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Appetizing balding base
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lascivious toilet seat institution
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impertinent olive coldplay fan
  06/13/26
Might be better to go back over when he’s at work
umber macaca
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Useless hairless sandwich
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Alcoholic Business Firm Factory Reset Button
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your mistake was panicking. you should've just responded, &...
citrine nursing home
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That seems kinda mean and messed up man. Nothing wrong with ...
Mustard thriller circlehead azn
  06/13/26
i don't think i implied there's anything wrong with it. if ...
citrine nursing home
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didn't end up rejoining the party. i might bring my own non-...
Mustard thriller circlehead azn
  06/14/26
non-white adult woman "date" tp
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Date: June 13th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Mustard thriller circlehead azn

It was just an absentminded offhand comment because the guy is kinda chubby and slovenly and poorly dressed and beta looking. Shitty haircut too. I was hoping no one would notice but one of the wives asked "what's that supposed to mean?" and I kind of semi panicked and said "well he looks like the kind of guy who would be good at getting a wife"

By that point everyone in the room was listening and one of the husbands (around 5'8") started walking toward me and said in a loud-ish voice "you got a problem with wifeguys or something?" I said no of course not I think it's cool to be married and have a wife and stuff because you can have sex whenever you want and that seems pretty nice. Then another woman burst out laughing and all of the guys in the room started looking really pissed and I excused myself to go use the bathroom and just left

Walking around on my phone now poasting and stuff might try to find a bar or something to finish watching the game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873889&forum_id=2Vannesa#49936260)



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Date: June 13th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: Mustard thriller circlehead azn

One of the wives just texted me (she has my number because I helped her jailbreak her son's android phone) and apologized for her husband's behavior and said I'm welcome to come back if I want to. I think he must have been the short guy who got mad

I asked if she had asked him if that's okay and she said "no of course not why would I ask him? This is my household and I can invite whoever I want." I guess I might head back over there but I'm gonna wait another 20 minutes so those guys can "cool off." Marriage can be stressful sometimes but it's a 2 way street like they always say and you have to be understanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873889&forum_id=2Vannesa#49936308)



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Date: June 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: henna fiercely-loyal resort

lmaoooo I like this twist

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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: Appetizing balding base



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: lascivious toilet seat institution



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Date: June 13th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: impertinent olive coldplay fan



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Date: June 13th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: umber macaca

Might be better to go back over when he’s at work

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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: Appetizing balding base



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Useless hairless sandwich



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Date: June 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: Alcoholic Business Firm Factory Reset Button



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Date: June 13th, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: citrine nursing home

your mistake was panicking. you should've just responded, "you know, a dull, timid dweeb who struggles to get female attention so when he finally does manage to get married his identity is subsumed by his role as a husband" or something like that

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Date: June 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: Mustard thriller circlehead azn

That seems kinda mean and messed up man. Nothing wrong with being a wifeguy or even a girldad and keeping the women in your life happy or at least trying to 24/7 even if you completely fail at this one task that you've chosen to devote your entire life to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873889&forum_id=2Vannesa#49936459)



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Date: June 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: citrine nursing home

i don't think i implied there's anything wrong with it. if a dude is 5'8", it's pretty impressive a woman would be willing even to let him try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873889&forum_id=2Vannesa#49936475)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Mustard thriller circlehead azn

didn't end up rejoining the party. i might bring my own non-white adult woman "date" to the next one this coming weekend. that way i can fit in better and smooth over any remaining tensions. they're all pretty cool and i don't want to antagonize them. also one of the wives makes incredible lumpias and pancit and i really don't want to miss that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873889&forum_id=2Vannesa#49937925)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: impertinent olive coldplay fan

non-white adult woman "date" tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873889&forum_id=2Vannesa#49937926)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: Alcoholic Business Firm Factory Reset Button



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Mustard thriller circlehead azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873889&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942390)