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Found a way to rage bait foreigners. Watching WC at a bar, yell "JUST BOOT IT!"

Over and over again. No way you're leaving that bar with...
shivering floppy corner feces
  06/16/26
you stupid americans don't UNDERSTAND futbol. your not supp...
coiffed vermilion trust fund
  06/16/26
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shivering floppy corner feces
  06/16/26
you don't miss 100% of the shots you don't take
coiffed vermilion trust fund
  06/16/26
it's bad luck to get more than 2 goals in a game
irradiated orchestra pit
  06/16/26
IT'S ABOUT GAMEPLAY, CLOCK MANAGEMENT, AND SPORTSMANSHIP LIK...
Razzmatazz House-broken Nibblets
  06/16/26
"WHY AREN'T THEY JUST KICKING IT IN THE GOAL?? ARE THEY...
aphrodisiac den digit ratio
  06/16/26
The goal is HUGE and the goalie is tiny.
shivering floppy corner feces
  06/16/26
One of my sons is coming along as a soccer player, and 2 of ...
Dashing Low-t Brunch
  06/16/26
Soccer desperately needs to be moneyballed. 400 shots on goa...
glittery chad generalized bond
  06/16/26
...
aphrodisiac den digit ratio
  06/16/26
i saw a funny clip from Cal Ripken but can't find it now. he...
Concupiscible ceo selfie
  06/16/26
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Dashing Low-t Brunch
  06/16/26
also there are no enforcers. they barely sub and have an ent...
coiffed vermilion trust fund
  06/16/26
I don't get why goalies wear mickey mouse gloves. Can someon...
Razzmatazz House-broken Nibblets
  06/16/26
This works for kids leagues, but won't work in the pros
Mint principal's office
  06/16/26
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Dashing Low-t Brunch
  06/16/26
one trick that works everytime: says "well if our NFL p...
Concupiscible ceo selfie
  06/16/26
Why can't they keep playing until the tie is broken?
Ultramarine state
  06/16/26
WHY DON'T THEY JUST SCORE MORE GOALS THAN THE OTHER TEAM ...
aphrodisiac den digit ratio
  06/16/26
Ties are really faggy.
Exciting Athletic Conference
  06/16/26
8 of the first 19 games in the World Cup ended in a tie-- in...
Ultramarine state
  06/16/26
where tf is bloodacre btw
Autistic spectacular school sweet tailpipe
  06/16/26
BW3s
Exciting Athletic Conference
  06/17/26
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Autistic spectacular school sweet tailpipe
  06/17/26


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Date: June 16th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: shivering floppy corner feces

Over and over again.

No way you're leaving that bar without chucking knucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941959)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: coiffed vermilion trust fund

you stupid americans don't UNDERSTAND futbol. your not supposed to actually try to score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941962)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: shivering floppy corner feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941976)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: coiffed vermilion trust fund

you don't miss 100% of the shots you don't take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941994)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: irradiated orchestra pit

it's bad luck to get more than 2 goals in a game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941997)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz House-broken Nibblets

IT'S ABOUT GAMEPLAY, CLOCK MANAGEMENT, AND SPORTSMANSHIP LIKE TAKING A NOSE DIVE BECAUSE SOMEONE TOUCHED YOUR JERSEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942078)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac den digit ratio

"WHY AREN'T THEY JUST KICKING IT IN THE GOAL?? ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID??!?!?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941987)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: shivering floppy corner feces

The goal is HUGE and the goalie is tiny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942002)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Dashing Low-t Brunch

One of my sons is coming along as a soccer player, and 2 of the things we're working on are: (1) taking a good shot when you have one, rather than trying to manufacture a great shot and (2) putting the ball in the middle of the field for your teammates, instead of trying to dribble around a bunch of defenders to create a great shot--that is unlikely to come to fruition--for yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942007)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: glittery chad generalized bond

Soccer desperately needs to be moneyballed. 400 shots on goal a game from all over the field. Block the goalie's view with guys on shoulders, forming a circle around the ball as its dribbled downfield, etc. Lots of low hanging fruit here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942018)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac den digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942019)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible ceo selfie

i saw a funny clip from Cal Ripken but can't find it now. he was a standout soccer player in high school and was recruited for college soccer.

anyway, some famous soccer player was asking Ripken about his playing style and Ripken said he was always ready to take a good shot on goal. the player asked what Ripken considered a good shot and Ripken laughed and said "anything within 50 yards was a good shot for me."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942056)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:03 PM
Author: Dashing Low-t Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942099)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: coiffed vermilion trust fund

also there are no enforcers. they barely sub and have an entire bench sitting there with faggy vests never seeing any action. get one or two of them to be the team instigators and put them in to fuck with the other team if you're fighting an uphill battle like paragay was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942072)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz House-broken Nibblets

I don't get why goalies wear mickey mouse gloves. Can someone explain like I'm 40?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942081)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Mint principal's office

This works for kids leagues, but won't work in the pros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942037)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Dashing Low-t Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942001)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible ceo selfie

one trick that works everytime: says "well if our NFL players had played soccer, the US would be better than the rest of the world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942041)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Ultramarine state

Why can't they keep playing until the tie is broken?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942045)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac den digit ratio

WHY DON'T THEY JUST SCORE MORE GOALS THAN THE OTHER TEAM

ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID??!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942050)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: Exciting Athletic Conference

Ties are really faggy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942077)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: Ultramarine state

8 of the first 19 games in the World Cup ended in a tie-- including a 0-0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942082)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: Autistic spectacular school sweet tailpipe

where tf is bloodacre btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49942367)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 4:35 AM
Author: Exciting Athletic Conference

BW3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49943528)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Autistic spectacular school sweet tailpipe

🇺🇸🫡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2Vannesa#49944067)