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What's CSLG's net worth poast divorce? Is he still an UHNW? Why was he bragging

about his new house etc
garnet party of the first part cruise ship
  07/10/26
I’ll take a totally uninformed stab at this Assume ...
fragrant bat-shit-crazy boiling water
  07/10/26
minimal child support? you want to rethink that? he makes $...
Obsidian base
  07/10/26
minimal in terms of his nw, i mean. he has substantially mo...
fragrant bat-shit-crazy boiling water
  07/10/26
unless he has more than 75%, he's getting slammed with child...
Obsidian base
  07/10/26
way too low with $30mm. this stuff is on the public docket.
greedy appetizing parlor digit ratio
  07/10/26
i prefaced with "totally uninformed", but you misr...
fragrant bat-shit-crazy boiling water
  07/10/26
Still way too low. Lol at u. He's worth 9 figs.
greedy appetizing parlor digit ratio
  07/10/26
on the public docket?
white harsh goal in life
  07/10/26
on the public docket
greedy appetizing parlor digit ratio
  07/10/26
that's a lot of nw!
white harsh goal in life
  07/10/26
...
Brilliant Mother
  07/10/26
Furking insane paying 2m plus to some bitch I hate, and for ...
Topaz public bath codepig
  07/10/26
too high whatever it is
effete sapphire gay wizard
  07/10/26
He’s easily made it up/has enough cases in the pipelin...
shivering supple lodge hairy legs
  07/10/26
it's insane that she gets a goddamned thing. a sensible sys...
Glassy Step-uncle's House Death Wish
  07/10/26
I think "accustomed lifestyle" is complete nonsens...
Zippy Wonderful Meetinghouse Jew
  07/10/26
Key issue is the value of her unpaid labor for the sushi res...
motley menage circlehead
  07/10/26
Chef Chandler got paid, don't worry
Zippy Wonderful Meetinghouse Jew
  07/10/26
in every universe cslg's wife should get half. he posted for...
Brilliant Mother
  07/10/26
without him, she may very well have married a biglaw/midlaw ...
Mischievous Contagious Crackhouse Mad Cow Disease
  07/10/26
amusing how u cant imagine anything outside of your absurdly...
Exhilarant Duck-like Internal Respiration
  07/11/26
WHY ARE U ALWAYS SUCH A PERSISTENT SNIVELING LITTLE FUCKIN F...
Exhilarant Duck-like Internal Respiration
  07/11/26
his wife has never once bribed a tow truck driver or a chiro...
white harsh goal in life
  07/10/26
TT has a higher NW now
Topaz public bath codepig
  07/10/26
Thank god the world is finally back to making sense
French spot
  07/10/26
All I know is id jump out of a plane or off a bridge for CSL...
Submissive Electric Rehab Regret
  07/10/26
didn't you already jump off a bridge for him?
Zippy Wonderful Meetinghouse Jew
  07/11/26
I'd do it again. And an airplane. Also I'd learn scuba and c...
Submissive Electric Rehab Regret
  07/11/26
Lets face it we would all switch places with CSLG in a heart...
fighting senate
  07/10/26
nah
Zippy Wonderful Meetinghouse Jew
  07/11/26
### This has been a message from United States Secretary of...
passionate scourge upon the earth
  07/11/26
Hey Mike, what's up. He said he took a substantial hit, he's...
self-absorbed milk home
  07/11/26
Lol
Brilliant Mother
  07/11/26
I enjoy being 5'11
Topaz public bath codepig
  07/11/26
lolllllllllllll
Exhilarant Duck-like Internal Respiration
  07/11/26
Trust me, he's fine.
chestnut mentally impaired toilet seat
  07/11/26
He has so much money that losing half to his wife will not e...
greedy appetizing parlor digit ratio
  07/11/26
He’s still UHNW. He’s easily clearing $20 mil t...
Heady stage degenerate
  07/11/26
are there that many fucking auto accidents that he's hooveri...
beta theater stage legend
  07/11/26
That stupid Starbucks coffee case burning the cock of the $4...
fragrant bat-shit-crazy boiling water
  07/11/26
your point is made, but i think that's one he had to split w...
Obsidian base
  07/12/26
Why doesn’t he have better tastes? That house he boug...
fragrant bat-shit-crazy boiling water
  07/11/26
because he is a bottom tier prole?
self-absorbed milk home
  07/11/26
I’ve theorized my answer multiple times. He is very n...
Heady stage degenerate
  07/12/26
why doesn't he just buy his childhood home then? and have m...
fragrant bat-shit-crazy boiling water
  07/12/26
It’s not for sale
Heady stage degenerate
  07/12/26
everything's for sale for the right price if its worth 2 ...
fragrant bat-shit-crazy boiling water
  07/12/26
Why can't he just knock on the door and offer double?
Zippy Wonderful Meetinghouse Jew
  07/12/26
what are you clearing this year
ruddy comical theater
  07/12/26


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Date: July 10th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: garnet party of the first part cruise ship

about his new house etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49990989)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: fragrant bat-shit-crazy boiling water

I’ll take a totally uninformed stab at this

Assume cslg nw was $30 million (cash, stock market, homes, real estate) and he is taking $15 million profit from the business a year now. Let’s assign a 2x multiplier to value of the business so $30 million = $60 million nw

He would want to keep the business with her out over all else. She gets the home. Minimal child support as 50/50 custody even though he gets kids more. Probably arranged a 5-10 year payout. I think there was a prenup but they were together so long it was probably garbage, he also got a restraining order against her (lol)

lets assume $300k/year child support + $20 million payout over 10 years = $2,300,000/year. not too bad if he's making $15 mil/year pretax

So a substantial hit but one he will recover from from the business income



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49991053)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: Obsidian base

minimal child support? you want to rethink that?

he makes $5m per year, she makes $50k



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49991059)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: fragrant bat-shit-crazy boiling water

minimal in terms of his nw, i mean. he has substantially more than 50% custody in practice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49991062)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Obsidian base

unless he has more than 75%, he's getting slammed with child support. yes, he'll live, but child support is often minimal in comparison to net worth and it still pisses off the payers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49991195)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: greedy appetizing parlor digit ratio

way too low with $30mm. this stuff is on the public docket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49991112)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: fragrant bat-shit-crazy boiling water

i prefaced with "totally uninformed", but you misread - i wrote 60mm nw

lets see your analysis then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49991129)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: greedy appetizing parlor digit ratio

Still way too low. Lol at u. He's worth 9 figs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49991165)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: white harsh goal in life

on the public docket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49991229)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: greedy appetizing parlor digit ratio

on the public docket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49991231)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: white harsh goal in life

that's a lot of nw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49991840)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 6:31 PM
Author: Brilliant Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49991843)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: Topaz public bath codepig

Furking insane paying 2m plus to some bitch I hate, and for 10 y lol. Furk amerikkka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49991354)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: effete sapphire gay wizard

too high whatever it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49991085)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: shivering supple lodge hairy legs

He’s easily made it up/has enough cases in the pipeline currently to make it up

That’s how it was when I had my law firm partnership split. Kids etc might skew it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49991117)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: Glassy Step-uncle's House Death Wish

it's insane that she gets a goddamned thing. a sensible system would assume that, absent a specific showing, her outcome without him would've been solidly median

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49991224)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:39 PM
Author: Zippy Wonderful Meetinghouse Jew

I think "accustomed lifestyle" is complete nonsense. Things change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49991245)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: motley menage circlehead

Key issue is the value of her unpaid labor for the sushi restaurant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49991333)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: Zippy Wonderful Meetinghouse Jew

Chef Chandler got paid, don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49991360)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Brilliant Mother

in every universe cslg's wife should get half. he posted for years on end about how he couldn't have done it without her and blah blah blah blah he deserves to get raped for every penny possible and there are the poasts to prove it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49991846)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Mischievous Contagious Crackhouse Mad Cow Disease

without him, she may very well have married a biglaw/midlaw partner.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49991847)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant Duck-like Internal Respiration

amusing how u cant imagine anything outside of your absurdly small and pampered kike life U FUCKING FAGGIT FREAK KILL URSELF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49993313)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant Duck-like Internal Respiration

WHY ARE U ALWAYS SUCH A PERSISTENT SNIVELING LITTLE FUCKIN FAGGIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49993315)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: white harsh goal in life

his wife has never once bribed a tow truck driver or a chiropractor - it's crazy she gets any of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49991234)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Topaz public bath codepig

TT has a higher NW now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49991337)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: French spot

Thank god the world is finally back to making sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49991913)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Submissive Electric Rehab Regret

All I know is id jump out of a plane or off a bridge for CSLG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49991929)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Zippy Wonderful Meetinghouse Jew

didn't you already jump off a bridge for him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49992754)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Submissive Electric Rehab Regret

I'd do it again. And an airplane. Also I'd learn scuba and climb Teewinot for him. My life for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49992759)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: fighting senate

Lets face it we would all switch places with CSLG in a heartbeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49991940)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Zippy Wonderful Meetinghouse Jew

nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49992752)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: passionate scourge upon the earth

###

This has been a message from United States Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

https://www.hhs.gov/about/leadership/robert-kennedy.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49993319)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: self-absorbed milk home

Hey Mike, what's up. He said he took a substantial hit, he's def under 20 now. 180 that the money obsessed rat kike jew lost the only thing he valued. Obviously the $ was more important to him than his family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49992772)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: Brilliant Mother

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49992787)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: Topaz public bath codepig

I enjoy being 5'11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49993124)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant Duck-like Internal Respiration

lolllllllllllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49993316)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: chestnut mentally impaired toilet seat

Trust me, he's fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49993176)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: greedy appetizing parlor digit ratio

He has so much money that losing half to his wife will not effect his life in any way whatsoever. Lol at the penny pinchers counting his money itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49993183)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Heady stage degenerate

He’s still UHNW. He’s easily clearing $20 mil this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49993206)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: beta theater stage legend

are there that many fucking auto accidents that he's hoovering up every case and getting insrnc co's to pay out 60 mil + to profit 20.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49993304)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: fragrant bat-shit-crazy boiling water

That stupid Starbucks coffee case burning the cock of the $4/hour illegal alone had a 50 mil verdict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49993317)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: Obsidian base

your point is made, but i think that's one he had to split with a trial attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49994395)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: fragrant bat-shit-crazy boiling water

Why doesn’t he have better tastes? That house he bought and remodeled next to you is cookie cutter man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49993338)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:31 PM
Author: self-absorbed milk home

because he is a bottom tier prole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49993345)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 3:45 PM
Author: Heady stage degenerate

I’ve theorized my answer multiple times. He is very nostalgic towards his childhood (this is less than 10 houses from his childhood home) and wants a home that recreates that. I believe this is the same model as the home he lived in as a kid.

If I had his money I’d live in hidden hills (if local) or a beach city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49994731)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: fragrant bat-shit-crazy boiling water

why doesn't he just buy his childhood home then? and have multiple homes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49994740)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: Heady stage degenerate

It’s not for sale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49994794)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: fragrant bat-shit-crazy boiling water

everything's for sale for the right price

if its worth 2 he could offer 4 and it's his

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49994795)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: Zippy Wonderful Meetinghouse Jew

Why can't he just knock on the door and offer double?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49994800)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: ruddy comical theater

what are you clearing this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2Vannesa#49994418)