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rate this thankgiving text my unhinged spic COO sent me
| Moloch HaMelech | 11/27/25 |
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Date: November 27th, 2025 7:38 PM Author: Moloch HaMelech Get out of the way ππ pilgrim prudes π‘π βοΈ, it's β¨π«¦THOTsgiving π₯΅β¨, the time to be thankful for all the π Gawk-Gawk π¦ Gobblers π¦π and scandalous sluts ππ. Grab your juicy π½πcornucopia ππ and let that π Horny of Plenty π spill all over these π«±π’ naughty harvest hoes π¦π§βοΈ. Tonight we're serving up a freaky feast π€€π₯ so butter up your buns π«±ππ«² and spread ‘em wide for an π XXXtra thicc π© piece of white π₯ or dark π meat then take turns with the π€π stuffing until you get your π½ corn creamed π½βπ¦ in ways the pilgrims only dreamed ofπ₯π©π. Don’t forget the whipped βπ sloppy toppy βπ for π dessertπ¦π₯§, cause everybody is getting a ππ mouthful 2nite. Send this to π of your most π€ͺ unhinged turkeys π¦, or you'll end up basting your meat ππ€ alone in the dark π°. If 5οΈβ£ hit you back, congrats—you’re the Thanksgiving Throat Goat π π. If 1οΈβ£0οΈβ£ do, you're the π king/queen π of the Feast of Filth ππ and you can pour your π¦ gravy π₯΅ onto any hot dish in town π― (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803404&forum_id=2most#49466505) |