Date: November 30th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
RSF can't crack a joke to save his life, so of course his monikers are also shitty and unfunny. Let's do a rundown.
1. Colonel Chet Muscles. this is literally the kind of name a 5 year-old boy would give to a GI Joe doll
2. Cryptopiglet: Wow, everyone is laughing at Halford's "pig" and "snout" poasts. Let me copy him.
3. Trump did nothing wrong: Oh wow you transposed Hitler with Trump. How innovative. I'm laughing my fucking ass off.
4. FizzKid: Not funny or entertaining, just a pathetic attempt to engage me on physics topics. Of course he thought I'd fall for an Asian female, because he would.
5. Hegemon: the actual character "Hegemon" never lived up to his namesake. He came across as impotent and feminine, not hegemonic. Don't give yourself a name like that and then act like a drama queen for the next five years.
6. Adolf Hitler Uunona: Oh wow you read Twitter too?
7. gunnerattt: why give yourself a name like that if you're going to claim you went to Columbia-but-not-the-law-school? Anyway it was never a funny or amusing moniker. It just sucks.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804478&forum_id=2most#49472673)